When did you realize that you cannot lift the autism away?

At least after 2 years of lifting now I know, and also I'm yolked

Win win

about 3 months ago.

only way I can date is following PUA rules and routines 24/7. if I relax one second, girls can just smell my lack of social skills.

my longest relationship lasted 3 months. other 5 lasted two dates up to 2 weeks.

>my longest relationship lasted 3 months. other 5 lasted two dates up to 2 weeks.
>only way I can date is following PUA rules and routines 24/7

do you not see a correlation between thses two things or are you an idiot

When I rounded 3 mos into SS and snapped my shit up and cost myself two years off progress.

I just realized it now OP, thanks for your help. I guess I'll just stop lifting and kill myself cause there's no point if I'll never get PUSSY like CHAD.

I know man. No masturbation may is taking its toll right now.

The only way to get over social retardation and autism is to become relaxed and confident. Not fake relaxedness and confidence, but genuine relaxation and confidence. When you're in a situation where you're anxious, ask yourself why you feel that way and give yourself the most brutally honest answer. Most of the time the answer will sound something like "I don't know if I'll succeed", and that's perfectly natural. Now that you have that out of the way, you need to improve yourself and do whatever it is you need to in order to become confident that you'll succeed as much as you reasonably can in that situation. Most of the time this will include practicing; Getting yourself in the situation, doing the best you can, letting your neurons adapt, constantly monitoring your thinking patterns and changing them the best you can. Take a look at people who you've enjoyed chatting with throughout your life. What makes them enjoyable to talk to? Are they egotistical? Are they overly judgmental and non-understanding? Or are they cool, positive, and honest people? Use those people as a guide and learn how to genuinely enjoy socializing.

The only solution is deep introspection and sorting yourself out.

Start fapping you faggots.

>subhumans
>fapworthy

I`m trying not to fap for almost a week, having these urges, and you`re posting sexy females. Stop it.

Most honest solution right there. Thanks for sharing m8.

Hey /pol/, the day i let my retarded political views get in front of me getting hot pussy...i guess i would start sucking dicks, like you and all the nazi faggots you retards worship.

Shiet i was doing masturbation May
I am not going to make it

autistic thanks to spending all of my time on videogames

ty dubs of truth

>retarded political views
I think you mean scientific, biological, and anthropological facts. If you're seriously going to lower your standards down to some 70IQ, slope-headed half-ape who's cognition and articulation abilities rival a retarded 12-year old's, you might as well be fucking dogs and corpses at that point my man.

No fap is feminist meme bullshit used to trap men into marriage and eventually fucking a fat woman. I say fap MORE and stay away from these hiv aids infected whores so you keep a clear head and can finish your business. If you're getting distracted by ass pictures on the internet it's time to fap or toughen up son. And I'm not saying masturbate 3 hours straight sperg just let that shit out when you need to and control your thirst levels. Nothing wrong with an occasional orgasm

Last (you), you are getting from me.
And just because i wanted to post another pic.
Fag

enjoy your STDs, shitty personalities, and low-IQ mudmongrels

You tell him fellow white man, we will NOT settle for pussy until marriage and only with true aryan blue eyes goddess virgins!

Sieg Heil!!

some of us don't have to resort to bestiality to get our dicks wet, amigo

>doesn't have autism
>responds to thread about being autistic

And some of us actually get our dicks wet user

yea you have to fuck niggers to do it

Thx

Nice trips btw

Mmmmm
Gibs me dem butts

Cherrypicking: the Infomercial.

>multiple studies using broad swathes of data
>cherrypicking
do you even know what cherrypicking is you 70IQ nignog?

You seriously think posting single PARTS of a study is NOT cherrypicking? Are you from USA?

every part of the infograph is cited, so feel free to dig up the parts of the 'whole' study that prove me wrong bud

The only thing holding me back is fapping.

Seriously go two weeks without fapping and you'll be the most charismatic motherfucker ever, you will feel the unquenchable primal urge to fuck and will do whatever is necessary, save for fapping, to satisfy that urge.

That is the true gift of NoFap.

are you retarded?

the relationships lasted as long as I managed to keep the PUA routines going. without PUA, I have never even got a kiss. believe, I'm in my late 30's, I have tried being myself for longer than most people here are alive.

>social gains are just like anything else, just get out there and practice bro
>get a job as a barista
>everyone thinks it's a "cool" place to work
>all coworkers are chads and staceys
>chat to customers all day
>working here for a year
>still autistic
>still fail all social interactions within 5 seconds

t-t-thanks guys

Lifting 5 years here, age 30. Just recently got diagnosed with several mental disorders.

I literally have autism.

i was thinking of making a guide to talk to girls so i can be a normie

suggestions?

>tfw I was Chad in kindergarten
>the hottest of all girls was my gf
>she turned everyone else down
>she drew hearts and shit for me
>literally has 8-9 girls chasing after me on the playground

How did I fuck this up?

Is there not a critical difference for you between the rigidity of a guide and the wild irrational urge to blow a load?

world of warcraft, lack of exercise and social life, and too many sugary soft drinks during your adolescence

It was easier for your parents to abandon you to video games than to put in the effort after working all day to raise you into a man.

btfo

So you didn't even try it before talking shit.

You fucked up when you left kindergarten.

...

literally realized this recently when i noticed everyone keeps looking at me, especially women. even more so today when i worked next to a cute girl that kept looking at me. every time i looked at her she was looking at me and had that unique look in her eyes where she probably wanted me to come and talk to her. i wanted to talk to her so bad or have her come over and start the conversion but then i remember that i have no idea what to even say to her and that i literally have nothing going in my life so i just finished working out and left.

or maybe i'm the ugliest person ever so that's why everyone keeps staring at me. fuck me, what's wrong with me? i can't even maintain eye contact with someone let alone talk to them. should i just kill myself or is there a way to fix this broken head of mine?

Who is in the pic, you sound like i guy i listen to on yt

Its all on a sliding scale OP
Masking autism can be done with higher IQ, EQ, pattern recognition, honing of skills (either social or job)

/r9k/-tier autism is seated on a lot of coloured interpretation that gives small things too much value.

>masking autism can be done with higher IQ

Never fall for this meme, it's the worst fucking thing you can do.

I worked with this aspergers guy who was diagnosed as a child and had been in social training courses virtually his entire life and all of it just made his autism even more unbearable. There's nothing worse than an autist who thinks they can game their way out of autism. You can't and when you try it's twice as obnoxious.

>dubs

Fuck dude... But doesn't that mean by mating with blacks we create children that are more likely to succeed thus helping society as a whole?

>reading comprehension 101
Your asperger guy his life was probably revolving around his asperger, hence he had nothing to camouflage his asperger with. I do not know if he was capable of holding a job, having a normal hobby and such.

It means that we should not mate with blacks at all if we want to help succeed society as a whole.
You literally have two choices; a white kid is better of on all fronts, a black kid is worse off on all fronts, picks a black kid. I hope you never go to the casino.

>But doesn't that mean by mating with blacks we create children that are more likely to succeed
Are you retarded?

>WoW
A little bit, but it was already shit when I picked it up
>sugary drinks
Nah, mother is a doc, we only ever drank and enjoyed water
>lack of exercise
I was active, but dyel ye

I don't think parents can do much more than earning good money and allowing you to grow up having all you need. Everything else is on you.
No father, but that doesn't matter. Mother made over 300k a year so we were fine.

Had two more relationships in 6th and 8th grad.
But yeah, I did fuck up - skipping 2nd grade also didn't help, made me 2 years younger than the rest.

Facial aesthetics aren't good either though.

when you are young and not corrupted by all of this fake media bullshit and their fake views on life and body the love between two young people is real and more importantly pure. when you get older your head gets fucked by all those commercials and other daily shit you encounter in life and it becomes more materialistic and many other factors come into play.

Cause back then you just ran around the playground and had fun, not caring what stupid girls thought. They just want you to have fun and a good time while being along for the ride. It's all about what you want to do my dude.

Might as well give yourself the best chance at success. If you're fit and autistic you're much more likely to get some poon than if you're fat and autistic.

Also, if you're not too far gone you can probably "fake it till you make it", a fit man who acts confident is indistinguishable from a fit man that is actually confident.

until you get into a social situation. you can't fake it there and everyone will be able to tell

So, in fit terms, your don't start with 4 pl8s on day one, it gradual growth over time

Consider that girls might be just as nervous as you are. Would you really give a shit if some qt 3.14 walked up to you and started stumbling over her words and blushing profusely? I wouldn't, and though I'm not a female I'm pretty sure it's the same way reversed. If she's at all into you she'll overlook blunders and help the conversation along the same way you would if it were the other way around.

You only need to strike oil once, user. If you start out thinking you will fail, you will. Check defeatism at the door.

1 year ago, I made a plan to talk to 3 girls every day

I would start simple, chatting up cashiers etc, but eventually I became more and more social
After a few weeks, I began flirting and picking up women
At first I would get mostly kind rejections, but soon I started getting more results

At first, phone numbers
Then, phone numbers and dates
Then, phone numbers, dates and sex

Now I'm getting laid all the time, I never feel lonely or disconnected anymore

Give it a shot, boys
It works out in the end

Please fucking tattoo 12 gauge to the roof of your mouth /pol/

They had a fitness thread a day ago and it was full of fat dads with gun permits complaining of muh degeneracy

There's this one grill that I used to be able to talk to just fine. I even made her smile without trying. Today I mustered the courage to ask her out. She immediately said no without even needing reaction time.

The worst part is that I feel worse now. I thought I'd be a relief to know the answer but it isn't.

this is what PUA scammers want you to believe

Try it for a month and tell me it doesn't work then

What does that even have to do with PUA?

You guys act like talking to other human beings is some crazy, illegal thing

I want to eat out each and every one of those asses-

>tfw kv
>pretty good at hiding my autism though
>in the car with some girl from my building who's giving me a ride
>we pass by a girl on the street
>hey I know that girl, she helped me out this one time
>she must want your dick, user
>well of course, any time any female talks to me that means they want to smash, everyone knows that

>I want to fuck you SO HARD, user

>we both laugh
>get home
>furiously masturbate as that voice clip plays in my head on repeat

I'm a fucking loser.

The thing is, most women just don't want to talk to you and you would have to force them into a conversation.
Really weird and akward feeling.

See, consider a woman my age sits next to me on my train to university.
I then had to make her talk to me which she probably doesn't want to, since she probably just wants to take the train in peace and was hoping to find a seat.

This. Girls get hit on all the time. You aren't anything special to her, you're just bothering her and she's trying to be friendly.

Where's your fucking self-esteem?

She should WANT to talk to you, because you are YOU
If she doesn't like you, it's HER loss

And girls don't get hit on that much today
If anything, most take it as a great compliment, assuming you act normal and not super weird

>And girls don't get hit on that much today
Where do you live?

completely wrong, it DOESNT work the other way around

>be me
>scrawny autistic virgin
>manage to get laid somehow
>bitch breaks up with me because of my autism
>start going to the gym to lift my rage away
>become more confident
>start sharing my opinion on shit more and more
>be me 4 years later
>/fraud/
>yoked
>never stfu
You can lift the autism away, but you need to try.
also in case anyone's wondering
>ex contacted me last month after liking a shirtless pic of me on insta
>wanted us to catch up over coffee
>surewhynot
>tells me she regrets dumping me and misses me n shit
>"I'm sorry, I don't date exes" (lie)
>looks heartbroken
>"but if you ever wanna fuck just hit me up"
still not sure if that was autistic or alpha af, but it worked.
>next night, asks me if i want to come over
>go to her place
>toys all over the floor
>Elsa plate (Frozen) with some leftover nuggets
>"I'm sorry about the mess user, M didn't want to go to bed today"
>she has a kid
>mfw I dodged a bullet by lying about not dating exes

Its true if you're not aiming for someone outside of your league. It may be shocking, but women are people too.

>When did you realize that you cannot lift the autism away?
About 2 seconds before doing my first Veeky Forums-focused situp. But I wasn't doing it for the beaches.

I have a healthy self esteem and I do believe that I can say some interesting things and make an extraordinary conversation.

But not with a stranger I never met on a train where all to talk about is small talk.
I am not going to talk about loaded topics with a stranger.

Pack your pipe.

If you have trouble talking coherently, packing your pipe while ruminating was a good old-timey method of buying some time while not appearing to be retarded. You don't actually need the pipe though, just don't allow the pressure to make you start talking before you know what to say. Put a thoughtful look on your face and think about what you're going to say. Speak slower.

Today. I was in the bus heading for uni and there was an empty seat next to a dudebro teenager who had his legs spread. Tried to sit down next to him, but he didn't give a shit, his right leg covered half the space in front of me. Instead of telling him to close his legs a little bit or to fuck off or anything, i did nothing, just stood at this awkward position for a minute and then stood up . When he left two stops later, i sat on his seat and cursed him under my breath.

Avoiding trouble isn't autistic though.

Not worth the hassle really.

It always depends on how you handle it.

>still not sure if that was autistic or alpha af, but it worked.

Good move, never lower your market value.
You can still fuck her even tho she has a kid.
Just make shure you dont get emotionally attached to her bastard offspring.

thanks kermit

>No father, but that doesn't matter. Mother made over 300k a year so we were fine.

Do young people really think that money is more important than a father?

>bus
>seating

your first mistake, fatty

>tattoo 12 gauge to the roof of your mouth
Best euphemism for sudoku since shotgun mouthwash, thanks

>I failed my 100 kg squat PR
You can retry with another barbell next week, or stay at home and weak

I realized when a friend finally forced me to talk about it

People think money is more important than anything

Of course it does - get to live in a nice environment, have a car to hit the gym, enough to eat, good clothes, proper education, Internet and PC, etc.

How many people have an actual intense relationship to their father? I think maybe 1 in 100.

i've fucked three different minority girls and i bet my ass all three of them were hotter than any woman you'll ever get within earshot of you racebaiting wasteman.