Lifting for a couple years

>Lifting for a couple years.
>Looking pretty good, getting compliments and shit.
>Don't go out much though and have been unemployed so not quite used to dealing with the attention yet.
>Start new job
>Job involves meeting with a lot of people from various industries all over the city.
>Go to one meeting and there is this cute 8/10 chick there.
>I'm pretty sociable, but a fucking sperg when it comes to sex and romance.
>Girl interprets it as flirting, invites me to dinner with some of her co-workers.
>Remember being told by friends to network as much as possible.
>Go dinner with her and her co-workers, hit it off with everyone, we all go for drinks.
>Nights winding down, I don't live in the city, she does.
>I say "Man I'm not really looking forward to the drive back"
>Cutie "Oh, you can crash at my place user"
>Get back to her place.
>She asks if I want to watch a movie before bed, say sure, she gets in her pajamas (panties and t-shirt, no bra)
>She puts on the titanic, I've never seen it.
>I get in my boxers and undershirt, we are both on the same couch.
>Like 20 mins in, she gets close to me.
>"Wow user, your muscles are pretty big"
>"Yeah, I lift 5 or 6 days a week"
>"Can you lift me?"
>"How much do you weight?"
>"Uh... 120"
>"I could probably squat you like 20-30 times"
>"Okay do it!"
>I proceed to squat her 27 times
>"WOW user, that was impressive", she's like right infront me smirking.
>"Want to lift me some more user?"
>"Nah, I'm too tired from my lifting this morning"
>I sit back down on the couch and proceed to watch the movie again.
>She looks deadpan, goes to her room and slams the door.
>I wake up she's gone.

This was Saturday night, I only just now realized. Wat do?

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Holy Kek user, nice autism. It's okay, it's all practice. You'll do better next time friend. Women are weird

How can anyone in the world be this oblivious?

Sorry man, you are beyond hope.

Jesus christ

>squats 120lbs only 27 times

found your problem chickenlegs YOU GOTTA SQUAT MORE

incorporate box squats in your training and start squatting 3x a week run a cycle of smolov that should fix your problem with women you weak homo faggot

>She looks deadpan, goes to her room and slams the door
>I only just now realized

fabricated and homosexual

You knew what was going on. You're just too scared/anxious/beta/pussy whatever you want to call it to go through with it. You might fear intimacy, have a low self-esteem, feel inadequate, or a whole range of other things.

Next time just do what you know you should do. Don't even think about doing it. Just do it.

Faggot

You're actually a fucking idiot

>I say "Man I'm not really looking forward to the drive back"
>Cutie "Oh, you can crash at my place user"
>I wake up she's gone.

So she left her apartment to a complete stranger?
Fabricate confirmed.

With the autists on this board is probably real and he did not know

He works with her....

Maybe in that shit hole Brazil you live in that's a concern

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>Start new job
>Go to one meeting and there is this cute 8/10 chick there.
>Girl interprets it as flirting, invites me to dinner with some of her co-workers.

Still.. they met the same day..

Her roomate was there, she just looked sad.

Makes more sense then, thanks for clarifying

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I've been just as oblivious but I'm asexual so sex is the last thing on my mind.

>"Want to lift me some more user?"
>"Nah, I'm too tired from my lifting this morning"

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I'm fucking blown away. This is my ideal way to meet a girl. You fucking idiot, I hate you.

Still salvageable

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How

Kek lel

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Depending on how autistic she thinks you are, just say you apologize for blowing her off that night because you don't like to fuck girls the same night you met them. Then you go and fuck her. That's the only way I could see it get salvaged.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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It was free pizza!

Dinner was at a steakhouse.

Damn nigga

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Lol

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God man user HOW

OP, if you're not a complete mongoloid, you should follow this user's advice:

You know when you think about the past few years, when you were a bit younger.

You think about those times you fucked up with women and how oblivious you were, and the next time a scenario pops, YOU WILL SMASH THOSE WALLS.

This is one of those ideal situations, AND YOU FUCJKED IT HOW UP user HOW

Top kek

Guess it worked out. thanks brah

ayyy nice

FUCKING CHADS CAN BE THAT AUTISTIC AND STILL GET SOME. KILL ME

Hey anons, anyone wanna lift me?

Congraturations.
Now don't fuck it up.

time to be chad yourself, doesn't take much :)

CHAD THUNDERCOCK ALWAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

only if you're a twink boi
but i gotta warn you, i'm still pretty tired from my morning workout.

oy

CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>of been
dropped complete airhead
not that any of you aren't

How much do you weigh and how tall are you? I might be able to bench press your dick into my mouth, faggot.

THUNDERCOCK ALWAYS WINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOL
and some people will still say that facial aesthetics don't matter as much as personality

And you wonder why we are so crazy at fucking shit like this would never happen to us.

OK OP now I need to know your stats. Height weight bf% how good is your face, what do you do for work. Do you get hit on normally.

6'4
~220
~15%
Good I guess, don't really know
I work in healthcare adminstration
Women do hit on me, makes make uncomfortable. Just had to change my dentist because of it.

Huh, that's new for Veeky Forums.
Post body shot so we know when muscles counterbalance autism.

Body of a Chad mind of an autist

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>Women do hit on me, makes make uncomfortable. Just had to change my dentist because of it.

Damn chad

It actually worked out....

I'm never going to make it

No way this shit is real, i refuse to believe it

considering how easy she is, do you really want to stick your dick in a chick that acknowledges she is very forward? who knows how much cock has been in there and with what diseases

pics of your body? are you a mostly ab guy? do you have big arms? post so we know what works please

All chicks are easy around CHAD THUNDERCOCK

>go to the dentist
>qt dental hygienist
>get in the chair and she reclines it
>user can you scoot forward so i can reach better
>a little more... a little more... that's better
>my head is resting directly in her huge breasts
>winks at me
>haven't been back in four years
>my teeth hurt so bad

I'm not gonna post pics, to worried about that.

Best muscle are my lats, back is fucking huge. Arms are quite big, not huge, chest decent, traps are big, but at my height doesn't look huge. My abs aren't really showing right now, need to go down a few more precent, but I do have an adonis belt.

For some reason I always have an adonis belt even at like 25, 30%

Back by far though, every shirt I wear looks like a cape on my back.

I also have a big ass, gay guys and women have made me keenly aware of that.

thanks man, i think ive been neglecting my back lately, will work extra hard on it now

>Not fucking your dentist
Come on, son.

Lats and ass matter a lot, most guys don't give enough attention to it.

Top zozzle

Post neck down you fucking chad.

see you later guys, thread just motivated me to go lift lats. thanks for the intel, OP

Yes, next time he will surely reach 30 squats.

But what about skateboard squats?

>of been
abandon ship!

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No eay this shit is real. Fuck

damn she is an easy whore

CHADDDDD THUNDERCOCKKKKKKKKKKKK

she is either not an 8/10, nearing 30, or you are super chad.

Show up at her place with a barbell and proceed to demonstrate the proper form of barbell hip thrusts. Afterwards ask if she would like to watch the 12 hour documentary The Greatest Story Never Told.

yeah how old is she OP?

there has to be a reason she is whoring out this easily

Is not that crazy I assume OP is in his twenties like 25 or something. Girls just wanna fuck sometimes

She's 26, I'm 27

>trying to dissuade Chad from getting laid because you're jealous.

i mean it'd make sense if she just really liked you, but i can't see how that'd progress so quickly over 1 day/ 5-8 hours of conversation.

you must be really good looking, and/or she is a habitual cock rider. i would use a condom to be safe, godspeed user

also post pics of body and face, you seem like a decent guy.

thats what i am saying, i would be weary of women ready to fuck you after a few hours, you have to wonder, who else have they fucked and how often

you have made it :^)

w-we're all gonna make it, right guys?
;_;

Or Op she might have an STD, i went on a date with this chick and just as i was about to finger her, she told me she had herpes. Those girls are thirsty because they can't get gas in the tank regularly

Hahahahaha

I had hardcore acne in highschool/early college, took acutane to get rid of it. Also had gyno, had to have surgery.

It's caused me to have an aloof personality when it comes to romantic stuff because I carry some hardcore insecurities. At my last job every fucking women hit on me. One day my boss came into the office with a skirt and sat on my desk with her legs basically right on me to explain something. I've been called gorgeous by multiple women.

So I may indeed be good looking, but it's so fucking hard to get over the insecurities from my late teens early twenties with the acne.

My guy friends think I'm slaying pussy on the regular. Had one guy I went on vacation with ask me why I haven't been pounding sloots left and right "If I was you my cock would always be wet".

I'm insecure as fuck, by all accounts I shouldn't be.