I really got my ass chewed out

i really got my ass chewed out

it's been a rough few years.. real rough. i'll spare you the details but i just went through some shit. it really took a toll on me.. i lost a lot of sleep. gained a lot of weight. lost muscle. lost some hair. it's been bad..

but that's behind me now. i went to hell and back and now i'm out in the free again. i'm really looking forward to things now. compared to the past few years i feel almost like i been getting younger. music is starting to sound better. women look prettier. i'm actually hopeful for the first time in a looong time

i want to keep this train a rolling in the right direction. i want to feel like life is worth living again. i never want to spend another day in a puddle of shit.


i want to do EVERYTHING i can to feel as good as possible at all times. exercise. yoga. meditation. whatever you can recommend i want to hear it

post your feel good methods NOW

Posting on a Taiwanese soap carving imageboard about fitness

Idk OP don't do bs methods of "happiness" just just to do them. If you want to be fruity and do yoga go ahead but if you really don't want to, do something else, find something that you'll actually enjoy.

tl;dr

post source/more of the OP or fuck off.

personally i felt great when i went vegetarian, though i know that is just because i ended up cutting a lot of garbage from my diet not necessarily meat. i recommend not eating fried foods

got you senpai

You should scrape up some money and go travel, keeps me happy... I also like to sleep outside on the grass and tan when it's nice out.

I would chew that ass out

I'd breakup with my gf right now if I could have her sit her ass on my face just once.

virgin here, why? is it because normal chicks are bonier and you imagine this would feel more cushioned? or does it hurt to have sex with normal women?

>dear diary-ing whilst vagueposting whilst not reading the stickying whilst vague-questing literally the most general of advice whilst anonymously shitposting whilst not even trying to ironically do the aforementioned whilst possibly irl crying into the bag of funyuns and disappointment that is your life
I like to start the day fresh and rub dried ghost peppers in my eyes

Are you attracted to women? Look at her ass, it's fucking incredible. I'd totally end my 9 month relationship just to have that marvelous fat ass pressed against my face. She has the ass of a goddess.

she has the ass of a fat woman and i bet the only reason it isn't sagging is because she is wearing clothes 5 sizes too small

or you know, because the ass is plastic

Jesus, that pic

She literally has too much of everything. Not sure if good or bad

so no appeal whatsoever

Look at that fat ass and let your dick decide user

Look at her fucking waist, there's no way you can define her as "fat."
She just has a fake ass, but that doesn't change how fucking good it feels.

good question OP
i thought lifting would solve my lifes problems
now im just an autistic fit dude with emotional baggage and mental aids
also aside from the once in a blue moon compliment from women, any comments i get about my physique are always from other dudes

if an ass was that big it would be fat, straight fat, a woman who squats at all will have a toned ass because there is less fat. it being fake however is completely unappealing to me, i still don't understand how a bigger ass would feel better

1. That woman is literally a centaur
2. Quit porn and limit masturbation to 1-2 times a week. Meditation along with this has improved my quality of life 10 fold.

I fucking hate the kardashians for starting this look.

So goddamn much.

Pic relaed is how women should look you fucking faggos.

Needed this thread OP

My gf is making me miserable right now.. Ijust wanna get out but I can't cuz I won't see my baby daughter if I leave =(

I've got a tip for OP. Remember that this is what women look like and that nigger proportions fat ass T H I C C meme shit is bullshit. You want to be happier? Dont meme in real life, dont take these fit fucking fags too seriously, ever and take up a hobby or 3. Creative things are best. I, for example, make adult swim webm's over on /wsg/ (current thread ), I do origami and i do boxing twice a week, to name 3 of about a dozen. Grats on bringing it back, mate. Dont listen to these losers, they dont want to see anyone happy.

Also, the expectations cuck is correct. Manage your expectations. Your life will continue to get better, but you're never going to fuck scarlett johansen in her prime, or Anri Okita, or whatever your taste in women is. You will meet really great, cool, conservative girls at activities, the gym and at work. Avoid clubs and bars like the plague.

I love you, mate and I want you to win. I've got a soft spot for the come back because i've been there myself. Rock bottom and climbing ever since. You can do it bro!

Ass thread?

A cigarette on the porch on a sunny morning.

>i want to do EVERYTHING i can
>post your feel good methods NOW
>abloobloobloo I want to feel good NOW NOW NOW bawwwww
literally a child grow up or fuck off

This is disgusting. I bet her ass smells so bad as it's a moisture trap and she can't fucking wipe properly.

>bitch gets naked
>gets on all fours
>spread those glorious cheeks
>shut in her butt crack

Sickening. Imagine what she's gonna look like in 10 years with all the sagging.

jailyne ojeda

disgusting and so is her plastic face

Bitch is ugly, but she got a future behind her.

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>tiny penis bitch wants his "women" to look like girly men

no surprise here.