I look like this. Give me ONE reason to lift

I look like this. Give me ONE reason to lift.

youll live lonfer

So you don't look like that

You hung like American Pharaoh?

it may convince you to stop making the same shitty thread.

It's impossible. My fate was decided. It's OVER for me!

What makes you think we want you to lift user?

Bump need some input

nice gyno fag

Thanks man

You call THAT gyno! Ha!
I'm a man with REAL gyno!
BEHOLD MY GLORIOUS BREASTS

>he thinks that's gyno

Forgot to post my chest, I think it was a blessing in the skies. I don't want a pic of my fat moobs floating around the internet.

NICE PICTURE FAGGOT

do it you're probably worse than I am, you'll make me feel better about meself :3

found the insecure faggot with gyno hahahah

Lift yourself into a fucking noose

Post feminine penis or at least bulge

It's a masculine penis, sorry

post it

No it's a blue board

faggot

I'll do you better than one reason.

>Currently you look like shit
>You'll be stronger
>You'll be healthier
>Girls won't audibly cringe when you take your shirt off
>You'll be able to take your shirt off in front of girls
>You'll live longer
>You'll be able to call people DYELs when you're ripped

fuck you i know this is bait but you're still a faggot

Jees man you went too far. Do you really think I look that bad?

Quit bitching, at least you're salvageable. More than I can say about myself. So do it for me plox.

I only "went too far" cause you know it's true. Go to the gym, or don't I don't really care.

ill do it fellas... ill do it! I don't understand if I should cut first though

I'm not too sure honestly because I started dyel, but I'll try help. Count your calories through an app, and maybe eat at a very slight deficit if any since you're not that fat. Do some cardio and eat well. I wouldn't worry about cutting or bulking atm since you probably don't have much muscle mass underneath.

If I got anything wrong someone smarter than me correct me.

Cut first, start with your wrists

I've been doing that but I'm just steadily losing weight. No gains really, only minor strength improvement

I was going to start with my neck.

You have the body and tits of an overweight 13 year old girl. You make me sick. YOU are why people like ME lift so that we DON'T look like YOU.

>steadily losing weight
>minor strength improvement

Looks like you're on track then. You won't look aesthetic for a while, or even notice your gains. Muscle is hard to gain and takes a long time. Keep doin what you doin and don't give it up. Discipline > Motivation etc

What the heck man...

You should've seen it coming desu, you don't hate yourself enough.

But like I said, you're salvageable so don't fuck it up.

I'm weaker than girls at my gym. I'm a kissless virgin. Even my parents hate me.

I'm sorry to say but I'm starting to realise it's over for me now.

How old are you?

I am 21

Fucking act like it.

I might as well be an underaged girl

ur dick will look bigger

okay I didn't really plan to spend my time boosting some cunts ego on Veeky Forums all afternoon but since im here

>Sex is way way way overrated and pretty shit unless you're in a relationship
>There are girls that lift more than me (though that isn't saying a lot) and there will always be people fitter than you girl or guy
>Your parents are faggots

Somehow this doesn't make me feel better

>>Sex is way way way overrated and pretty shit unless you're in a relationship

If you only fuck ugly girls

maybe you're right. spent the weekend fucking a chick with literal 10/10 body but 4/10 face. ended up being a chore

More men will be interested in you.