Measured by DMV when I was 15 for permit

So you have just a class C lanklet license?

>going to the dmv to get measured for my license
>don't want my license officially saying im a manlet
>wear my work boots to get that extra inch
>they make me take them off
>just miss the cutoff at 5'11

gotta pay to watch it

>5' 11" when got license
>dmv put me down as 5' 10"

>be me
>join Air Force
>get swole as means of compensating for insecurity
>7/10 appearance, 3/10 personality
>2/10 chubster friend and his semen demon wife invite me over
>play drinking games, hang out
>good times had by all
>go to crash in guest room
>wife comes in and starts making out with me
>ask what's the dealio Emilio
>this was the plan all along
>they played me like a damn fiddle
>fat, ugly husbando wants me to cuck him
>sent his sub wife in to get the D
>realize he's probably tugging his willy at this very moment to the thought of me inseminating his wife
>mfw I'm deeply disgusted by also aroused

Once a manlet always a manlet. If you were ver under 6' you will never make it.

when i lost my id and had to get one remade, i pretty much just told me my heght.

>her: Height?
>me: 6'

I think i'm 5'11 and a half, but if a bitch really needs to know, i'm 6'. bitches don't care anyway, they just want to here 6'.

>tfw 5'11 3/4"

>they just want to here 6'.
good thing they're hearing it and not reading it on a swiss chocolate sculpting forum

You guys are really insecure about your height, I'm 5'11 and I dont give a fuck

someone please post the lesbian marines pic

>go to renew license
>able to get hard no problem, 6.8"
>new federal regulation states that is officially .2" shy of average
>given class D license because of legal dicklet status
Thanks, Trump

dmv measuring dicks?
what?

>Air Force bases.
Can confirm, especially medical is basically a whorehouse. Don't even go anywhere near Dental, I've got contacts with the people that do STD testing, they see them weekly.

Military wives are whores and deserve to be burned at the stake.

I find it funny that you guys post images like this and everyone assumes the guy doesn't know what's going on. You would be shocked at how common it is for guys to actually not give a fuck about their SO going around fucking other people. You guys are all here feeling bad for the guy and get the guy probably is fully aware and just doesn't care because he's such a blue pilled normie that he will let his woman do anything she wants so long as he has his muh companionship feels with her.

It's on pornhub select bro

My little user can't be this autistic.

Dog how can you trust women after seeing shit like this?

If you're married and you're in the military, be prepared to get cucked.

What do you think wives are going to do with a constant paycheck and months alone?

You have to be a retard to not see the cuckery going around, What's worse is that the military can punish you for "adultery" but your wife taking enlisted and officer cock doesn't have to face consequences at all.

she even wears the exact same outfit

CONT.

So the best strategy is either be single or marry a gay with the understanding that the marriage is for non-barracks on-base housing, BAH, and other benefits.

Did you never pass your test?

But why do women do this the guy is not to bad looking.

Women don't care how you look, they care about how the dude in the immediate vicinity looks.

Because they can. You think that guy told his wife he'd fucking beat her if he caught wind of a single instance of adultery? No.

Since the guy didn't give her a stick to counteract all the carrots she saw, she went for the carrots of cock and attention.

im pretty sure you can update it op, or wait till it expires. or just dont give a fuck.

Also the girl in ops post is Selena Green-Vargas for research

Bruh they did the same shit to me. 5'10 at 16, when I went in for my renewal at 21 they just took my pic and pushed me out. Now I'm 4 inches taller, 40lbs heavier and they even got my fucking eye color wrong. It's like they pick and choose what parts of the form they want to use.

CONT.

Actually I'm not sure if they were even married.

From her facebook
"That video was in 2014, get over it."

and she claims he was just a boyfriend. But then she posted some dumb shit.

"Navy SEAL finds out his girlfriend is a hot pornstar"

Of course she's referring to the army dude. Fucking women.

Hate to take away a small amount of the sting, but that isn't the same shirt. The left is a hoodie, right looks like a shirt with cropped sleeves.

>license says 5'11" now even though I'm 6'
Same situation. Mine says 5' 10" when now I'm like 5' 11.5".

I asked the PA DMV and basically it was a pain. I ended up laughing with the guy saying as I get older I'll probably shrink and it will be right. Old guy said he could confirm this...lol

i saw it on xvideos or xhamster i think, just type in girlsdoporn, she has a fat ass

CONT.

From what I can gather, the possible story was she did a video in 2014. She hooks with a boyfriend after video. She doesn't tell him about porn she did. Boyfriend uploads a pic of them together sometime on Veeky Forums. Less than an hour later, someone tells him in a thread that his gf is a pornstar.

Or at least that's the legend I'm seeing.

CONT.

or another possible story

"The story is almost completely untrue. I played hockey with the kid in the army. The story is he went away to the army and his girlfriend ended up doing a porno for the money of course. He came back and found out and they broke up. I suppose they were still on good terms because when he went away for a second time he lent her his car. During this time she also did a second porn. So this story is true but that definitely wasnt posted by him. My guess is someone found the picture online and posted pretending to be him"

CONT.

It's on pornhub
view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a6b0af33b4c

>tfw you will never get to comfort this 10/10 soldier qt

And that's exactly why you don't give a fuck it's a decent height

>Soul Eater
>Played me like a damn fiddle
>The D
>Dealio
>Emilio

0/10 Personality

How do you know they're still together