Go to gym

>go to gym
>see a black dude
>leave

Were you intimidated

yes

Always jacked with shit noob form :(

>Mfw trips
GG

>I'm black
ama faggots

How black?

How did you smuggle your smartphone into prison with you?

>Goes home and posts that black people have slave genetics because they're bigger
>Has never actually lifted because every gym has black people

>go to gym
>see a manlet
>throw him out of the gym

...

Welfare and selling crack

>go to gym
>pack of swolebros at bench
>get intimidated and leave

I was born in america

well people originally came from africa.

but america is for whites

True. That is where humans originally came from

Das not me friendo That's me

How many pairs of Jordan's do you own

Like 6

The "out of Africa" theory is sort of bullshit. For example it doesn't explain why Neanderthal genes are not present in sub-Saharan Africans but are present in other races

>
>How many pairs of Jordan's have you stolen

Fixed

>breeding with neanderthals
That's usually an agreed upon theory by anthropologists

Lmao a nigger AND a pajeet the best of both worlds

Don't know about stolen, but out of the 6 pairs I own ( ), one is acc my brother's and I just kind of took them when he moved out and I was in high school

Jordans suck, nigga.

do you like asian bros?

Old white ladies don't know whether to be scared that I'll rob them and rape them or blow them up in the name of allah when they see me. I'm not a Pajeet indian. I'm from kashmir, so genuinely terrorist tier poo

You mean the worst

>Prehomosapians migrated out of Africa
>Homosapiens evolved from prehomosapians in Africa
>Neaderthals evolved from same prehomosapians with traits driven by new environment causing the split in species
>They reunite later as different species but are genetically similar enough to mate with each other

It actually provides a perfectly logical and likely explanation.

Some are cool

I don't like them sexually if that's what you're asking. I do have asian friends tho

>I didn't steal any, I just kinda took some from someone else and it's mine now.

Kek

No, that's not what I meant at all hahahaha
It just seems like black boys and I get along really well despite our differences

Right so modern humans evolved into what they are after they left Africa. While simultaneously native Africans were also evolving into modern humans (debatable)

how did that mix happen?

so your dad is black from where?

is your mom muslim?

where did they meet?

To the black guy ITT: do you play Persona 5?

why do niggers jaywalk so much? they cross the street anyplace BUT the crosswalk.

>go to gym
>Forget my change to tip qt receptionist
>It's okay user everyone forgets every now and then
>Black guy walks in
>Tips her 2 dollars

I just got fucking NIGGERD

>Dad is black American from south central LA
>had back panther parents
>convert muslims, so he's muslim
>mom is muslim in kashmir
>rich-ish family, good job
>goes to china for some work thing
>dad is there travelling
>meet there

People tip receptionists?

no

baka how else do you expect to get good service, plus I usually bring a lot of spare change for the plate dispensers

how tall are you? post body

We're in a hurry to get away from the police

>good service
At a gym? I am genuinely perplexed by this and have no idea what you mean.

>post body
Nah
I'm about 5'11" tho. Dad is like 6'5" but shit tier indian genetics brought my height down

Not quite. Modern humans evolved into what they are today when in Africa. Modern humans continue to evolve and those that left Africa inherited a few Neanderthal genes through good old fashion fucking. Even with the continued evolution and cross breeding there has not been a significant change to consider an evolutionary deviation from the modern humans who first left Africa. Although changes have occurred that could be described as different breeds of humans.

Never try to convince a liberal that humans can and do, for all intents and purposes, have different breeds.

can black people tell when you're racist on the inside ?

I'm a total racist but hide it because black people get uber mad and beat up people they consider racist, funnily enough this is why im racist and hate blacks. you dont see any other race jump you for saying words they dont like

holy fuck are you even your dad's son? LOL way to be a failed offspring my man

how do you even cope

this has to be b8
Or you're in some shitty third world country, it's pretty normal to tip the receptionist so they can get you further infront the squat plug line

My gym is open 24/7, so I just go around 3-4 AM and there's literally no one there. No receptionists. I live in America. What the fuck? Tipping a receptionist?

did her family have any reaction?

How else do you plan to sneak your creatine and needles in the gym?

Since you seem to be genuinely asking out of curiosity...
>black people beat up ppl they consider racist
Clearly you've been on world star hip hop too much. The people who would acc do that are the ones living in projects or underprivileged areas. Since they are raised around violence, they emulate that in their actions. You don't see black ppl from Ladera heights doing anything violent.
Also no, black people can't tell if you're racist on the inside unless you treat them in a way which projects your racism

>so I just go around 3-4 AM
why people do that?

why go to the gym at midnight

I look exactly like my dad and apparently behave just like him. Just like shorter.
Plus, I don't care too much about my height anymore (i did when I was younger). I have a great body and great life, so I don't need to "cope" with it.

alright thanks. my other question is are you going to buy that new shoe coming out from the ball family?

Wtf? Does your gym even have plate dispensers? Or a jungle pit?

>go to gym
>doing full reps of squats, curls, etc
>chad is doing half rep shit and is swole af
WTFFFFFFF

I'm a night owl and that's the most convenient time for me to hit the gym.

Like half her family basically disowned her for marrying a black guy.
The other half is pretty educated and didn't care as long as he was good person (good job, house etc.), and of course, was muslim, which he was.

Why don't you go back to Europe?

>finish bench press
>everyone starts clapping
>tip receptionist as i walk out

he take weight gainers and eat fast food that give him a lot of calories

Implying they don't have slave genetics.

what the fuck

I would love to but it's been infested with niggers

>Falling for this b8

Gtfo, newfag

what?

Was just messing with you, mate. Glad you're content with your life. You've made it.

>I'm black
Alright bored now so bye

Also some humans continued to live in mud huts for thousand of years while others developed computers.

HMM

>go to gym
>put shoes in shoe shelf
>go to locker room, use bidet
>go to receptionist for squat plug
>Mfw it has shit and ass juice on it
>Wtf? Is this the only one left?
>Yes sorry user
>Go workout with dirty squat plug
>Finish squats
>Mfw I forgot to tip receptionist

>apparently behave just like him
how¿?

and how does she look like?

im curious because kashmir have different looking people

I remember when I forgot to tip the receptionist before, took me like two days to get an open spot on the bench press appointment list.

>squat plug
?

>spot on the bench press appointment list.
what is the deal?
is always full your gym?

Is this what happens when /pol/ starts hitting the gym?

>buy new shoes
>Boosts me up 3 inches (5'9)
>Go to gym
>Confident as fuck, tip the receptionist
>Feel tall as hell, chad mode
>See new jungle gym installed
>Think to myself, I should be able to fit in there pretty easy, why not
>Crawl inside jungle gym
>Crawl around the tunnels
>Go down the slide
>Realize my mistake
>Oh my god it's a manlet pit
>Hear the autistic screams of man children
>Hold on to the slide for dear life
>3 small hands grab the tip of my shoe
>Hand grabs my shirt collar and pulls me out
>Mfw it's the receptionist
>"Good thing I caught you in time, it would be a shame if you fell into the manlet pit, you're at least 6'"
>Tell her I forgot my squat plug and coins for the plate dispensers
>Never go back to that gym again

racist beautiful men are formed

When will you learn racism is a ploy by the rich 1% to keep the poor fighting amongst themselves

Tfw you'll never fuck a neanderthal woman

kek

Dude the US is like 14% niggers.

I was talking about Europe you nigger

goddamn you're retarded

not an argument

We don't mean you no harm white boy, come work in

> AKCHUALLYY
Learn your history, Kevin.