ITT: We pretend to be female anons

>tfw menstruating on leg day

a guy asked me out today, hahahah fucking creep

I'm a girl btw haha

dude you've got to make it more believable

tits or gtfo

This board has just gotten sad.

White guys are really nice but I prefer more masculine black or Arab men.

Lol sorry

>Be me
>See Stacy at gym
>ihatethatbitch.jpg
>Write rumour about her on Memebook
>Rumour spreads like wild fire
>Her Chad boyfriend believes it
>Steal Chad from Stacy
>mfw

>tfw your dick gets untucced on the train

Why do some girls feel the need to get dressed up for the gym? I mean I understand looking nice but there's these two 19 year old sluts that are dressed to hit the corners. With big ass hoop earrings - mascara - thick waved eyeliner and fucking lip gloss.

Autistic LARPers get the FUCK out

Because they want you to hit on them, dickhead. Do this:
>wait until they use a machine
>go up
>Hey, are you working out
>pause for laughter

i have a fat black girl on snap chat that always eating cookies and chicken wings, pizza, you name it, and everyday 'goes to the gym' and its on the tredmill at like no incline 2km/hr lol

>that first sip

>t. white boi

Fuck you whore slut faggot.
Chad's mine. He taps my booty only.
>tfw chad bf

>My stupid bf keeps telling me I should hit the gym with him and do compound exercises...
How do i convince him that doing Insanity two times week in group training is far better for both of us?? ( plus the coach is really cute ;) )

Accurate kek.

>tfw indians harass me in the gym until the point of following me home

Hiya, my name is Stacey Titetwat and I sure do appreciate all you girls ;)

I'm just here to try to accentuate and tone my glutes, will post pix in just a quick sec. Anyway I just don't feel that good looking but I'm just tryna be brave and meet some some frenzz online, i'm new to all this. So this is me, and btw I know it's hard to believe since they are super perky but I AM proud that I'm packing Double D's yeah that's right 36's.

An old man grabbed my boob on the bus today. I freaked out but didn't know what to say. He was about 80 so I didn't make a big deal of it but he really pissed me off. I wish I'd said something.
What would you have done, lads?

QTDDTOT: What foods can I eat to decrease the amount of discharge I leave in my panties around ovulation day?

Which sports bras are best for larger breasts? I have 34DDs and I'm just using the target brand, Merona, for daily wear and workouts.

What about cute bras? Keep in mind I'm poor as fuck.

>tfw my husbando is the only reason to continue living.

ITT: Period gainz. How much more can you lift mid-cycle and on your period vs. baseline?

QTDDTOT: There's a guy in a few of my classes that keeps following me even when I try dropping hints that I'm not interested. Now he's started dropping by a meet up group I attend because he found out I go there. I'm scared of his temper, how can I tell him I'm not interested while staying safe since I have to see him every day?

About me: 5'4" 125lbs
Him: 6'something 250+lbs

Underated

>That creepy guy who always stares at you while you're lifting.

I'm just here to work out, lad. Please don't make my happy place awkward for us both.

ITT: Birth control! Post 'em if you've got em!

OR

ITT: Feminine hygiene products. Which are your favorites?

Who is /thatlady/ at your gym? You know the one, the old woman who walks around without a towel on and her tits sagging to the floor?

Heh.

How many women here have been solicited by their teachers for sex? I haven't, but two of my friends have. Is this a common thing?

Girl scouts and physical fitness: How much of an impact did they have on your lives?

Yaaaaaaas queeen

UTERINE PROLAPSE
I'm pregnant and worried about this as a possibility. Has it happened to any of you Veeky Forums ladies?

How many people here pee a little when lifting? I like to use panty liners so I don't leak on the benches ;)

>grill fucks up may may

I don't see the problem here.

>Be me
>Self conscious as a kid
>Always dress in bathroom stalls
>One day work up the courage to get dressed outside
>Today's the day
>Go to gym
>Take off top
>so far so good
>About to take off bra when the door opens and a SIX FOOT TALL (what I think is a) DUDE walks in
>Panic and throw shirt back on
>MOTHERFUCKER SCOFFS AT ME like I'd done something offensive
>Give up on changing here
>Return to my home among the toilets

DAE get really annoyed when people call us "uterus havers" instead of "women" because "some women have penises"?

>tfw braphog

I wish my butt was small......

Boys (by which I only mean the boys I'm attracted to) won't date women over a certain body mass! Men are supposed to be horney 24/7! Liars! If they were then why would they turn me down? Why are men such hypocrites!?

Merlin is a fucking fag and so are you.

Today I had to talk a man down from hitting me on the bus because I wouldn't give him my number. Why are men such emotional babies when they're denied things?

Also kickboxing thread.

if you were any good at your dumb martial art of choice you would have just kicked him in the face you dumb gook

My mom has arthritis, how can I make sure I don't get it when I'm her age? I already take vitamins and I mix my protein powder with milk.

And get assault charges? No thanks! I'm trying to get through college.

(Out of character here: I actually know a woman who lost her job doing exactly what you just suggested)

you already have it inside of you. best mix your protein with vodka at this point. the vodka will mix with the protein which will mix with your muscles and hurt less because of the healing properties vodka has. just read this "10 reasons vodka is actually good for you" article!

FERTILITY GENERAL
Trying for a baby? Post tips and tricks here

OP: Traps vs Nats gender war when?

First response: Go back to /pol/. Saged and reported.

Wow i had no idea. Does this mean i should take my oral tren with my protein for muscle absorbtion

No-rub November: Who's participating? Is it true the testosterone gains are equivalent to nofap mens'?

Have you tried playing with your hair while you're both in the same room?

Grow a pair of ovaries you fucking coward. Women like you make it harder for the average dude to take a fucking hint when we aren't interested. You're just being selfish.

if you tren hard enough it will basically kick the arthritis out of your body

you go girl

Yep, its pathetic. They resort to threads like this to express their anger towards their failed relationships and blame others instead of themselves.

Post-sex high. How many of you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with a guy who gets you there and what exercises can I do to let me orgasm more than once?

Period shits > Laxative shits
Fight me

you're lucky you have a guy at all you dumb fucking normie

How long do you wait before asking Stacy to give up the elliptical? My gym has a limit of 30 minutes but this one birch just restarts the timer and always goes for a full hour.

She said, while curled up in bed with Tumblr open in another tab, her Pikachu slippers poking out from under a Steven Universe blanket she bought off etsy.

FUCK OFF STACY REEEEEEEEEE

Women over 5'7", give it to me straight, what are my chances of finding a man who will be OK with me wearing heels?

My boyfriend Jamal keeps beating me up and I don't know to do :(

Men will be totally okay with it as long as you aren't fucking around with manlets.

Guys who aren't manlets, duh!

You should bulk up before getting rid of him so you can cut while you serve your time.

FFS you retards I already know that. We had the genderswapped version of that question like two days ago.

Uh, hey cunt, shut the fuck up.

What is the best dog breed to get as a running partner/bodyguard?

I know what you're really asking, and trust me, doberman. Thank me later.

Yes I was rude, I apologize

Do traps make anyone else feel inadequate?

Not rated high enough

>apologizing this easily

Man detected. Dick or GTFO.

I don't want to admit it, but yes. I fucking hate traps. I make it a point to shitpost them every time they post. Fucking disgusting unnatural abominations getting more attention than me. I'll show them.

"Mananon here and I have something to say"

"REEE! Give us compliments or gtfo!"

Kek

LONDON

Haha I once had an orbiter like that. He never once talked like that in front of me.

Logged into steam today and got gifted 2 free games. I guess guys appreciate a good gamer such as me ;) Maybe I should go pro? What do you think?

Hey girls, my boyfriend has put on weight recently. He was thin when we met but now he had a bit of a gut and won't go with me to the gym. Should I dump him?

You should start streaming on Twich™~!

Absolutely dump his ass. If he doesn't work out, then he doesn't deserve you.

I gift my guy friends games too! It's nice to have an activity to share with your friends! I'm really lucky to have men in my life who don't see me as a sex object, but as a person. I'm really grateful.

Why do guys always girlfriendzone you? If you wanted to date you should have said so! Why are guys so manipulative?

Don't act like you don't enjoy the free shit you slut.

You aren't special. The rest of us show a little skin for skins. Soon you'll be just like the rest of us.

If you didn't ask for the gift you don't owe anybody shit.

>have sex with Chad last night
>go to gym in the morning
>forget my squat plug
>last rep
>can't hold it
>fart the whole load in my panties
>oh shit, forgot my vag plug too
>cumfart slowly finds its way into my vag
>thank god I am on birth control

...

You guys realise that girls are even more autistic than you guys.

im working for summer in this small company, doing some paper works.
This one creep keeps glancing at me and last year he even had audacity to ask me out, like what the fuck?

I lost 5kg since last summer. Chad still didnt hit on me despite me having status: not in relationship on facebook.

Im so lonely sisters, why i cant find nice guy to take care of me...