Just talked to a human female in the bar here and asked her to come over to my apartment later. She said yes and now I'm frantically hiding in the bathroom going on Veeky Forums on my phone because I am scared and have no idea what to do now.
please help!
Henry Johnson
Fake the confidence, no joke. Don't be a creep, but just don't act like you care too much.
But first of all, learn by doing. Get the fuck out of the bathroom and take her out of the bar with your arm around her.
David Adams
You can do nothing wrong.
Alexander Hall
Jst b urself
Justin Perez
STOP BEING A BITCH. SO MANY HAVE SACRIFICED FOR YOU TO SUCCEED.
Ryan Cruz
how about not being a pussy
Lucas Collins
>learn by doing So much this. Even if you fuck up OP, you'll know more for next time. Now get the fuck out there.
Jack Rivera
come out butt naked with a hard on and blood coming out ur nose then tell her it's just a prank
Grayson Cook
THIS THIS THIS
Who cares if you fuck up somehow. Shes obviously into you. The worst that will happen is you'll end up being a funny anecdote for her single 20something friends.
Brayden Richardson
Hey guys OP here, decided to stay to watch the hockey game, I cheered when the pens won and it turns out she was a diehard caps fan.
Can't tell if I fucked up or dodged a bullet.
Thomas Ortiz
Watch game of thrones next time. It is strangely arousing.
Jason Campbell
It's a show filled with nudity and sex, of course it's arousing.
Did you also know that we T-shirt contests and my own reflection are also arousing?
Connor Parker
>being a Pens fan
Kevin Hall
>human female
Ayden Bell
just fake it till you make it bro and go for it so you won't have any regrets
Aiden Sullivan
Actually just shed a tear OP. I thought u had this. Ur gonna hate yourself tomorrow morning.
Daniel Wilson
>did this yesterday on a whim >forgot i had no blanket on bed >no pillow cases on pillow >dirty clothes pile 2x size of basket >a lone sleeping bag on a king size bed >still smashed.
Brandon Bailey
this will sound so fucking retarded but just pretend to be a chad, girls are dumb as fuck and she won't question it whatsoever she'll probs be gushing
Julian Martin
tell her you don't have a lot of experience let her tell you what to do & what she likes finish the job with mouth & fingers