Mirin' thread

Isn't that Major Lilywhite?

>front squatting 1pl8 in empty gym cuz injured knee
>skinny gay dude appears behind me out of nowhere
>"im jealous of your legs"
>me too thanks

...

he looks like a manlet

The guy posted himself that pic a month ago.

This would be life changing for me

This is where the real gains are made

>5'7 black manlet so will never get mired no matter how 'big' i get

fuck this cursed life

who obvious here?
>spend all day with co-worker
>grab food at mall
>spend hours at park just talking
>get in car to take her back home
>ask her if she wants to come over
>"And do what?"
>"Idk watch some netflix"
>get home
>she asks where the bathroom is
>comes back 5mins later with her hair up
>sits next to me on coach
>I put on Oldboy
>sex scene starts
>"I wonder what it feels like for girl to lose her virginity"
>ignore her
>"I heard it hurts, and you can like bleed"
>ignore her
>"Like if the cock is really big it will hurt and feel good at the same time"
>"I wonder if you can feel the guy cumming inside you"
>tell her to stop talking I'm trying to watch the movie
>calls her friend on speaker
>friend starts talking about how I better use a condom etc
>give up and take her home

and my virginity still intact, her's isn't

>being mired because of height
you count this as sort of achievement?
>inb4 "you are triggered manlet"

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Honestly didn't really enjoy the movie. Hadn't heard of the original though. Still shouldn't have been a bitch talking during a movie christ woman

>you count this as sort of achievement?

Of course not, since you dont have to do anything to be tall. But this was a mirin thread, not an achievement thread. Mires because of height feel good regardless since its seen as a positive trait.

Also, you are a triggered manlet.

Which one the shitty Hollywood one or the original?

>mirin' is about achievement
chad eats pizzas and gets mired by stacy while you cut calories and jerk off to fat chicks

original

Asking the important questions.

I am one of the hungriest skelly's but i get mirins from just my face alone. I want to get into lifting to optimise and become a 9/10.

Good man but why ask her to stop talking? You can always smash and rewatch it again

kek. I've seen that photo before MONTHS ago
>last week
which means it's actually you boosting your own ego
nice try

how did you know hes gay

This is what he looked like.

Post face right now
> niggas wanna talk big and got no balls to prove it

only tru way to make it

>be dyel with like 12" arms
>do SL for ~8 months
>one day get to 300x5 squat
>last rep is grindy as fuck, going up really slow but I make it
>hear "woah good shit" from behind me
>ripped as fuark gymbro taps me on the shoulder while I'm resting
>"you got a pretty serious squat now, nice job"
>shoot the shit for 10 minutes
>made my first friend at the gym
>introduces me to his other bros
>squat/diddly with them now whenever I see them there
>except benching because they all do 2pl8+ and I'm stuck at sub 1.5pl8

Good job dude

because I said we were gonna watch a movie so I figured that's all she wanted to do

He should go see a doctor about those leg tumors

>and my virginity still intact, her's isn't

Sounds like you got the better end of the deal.

>She texts me later that day. I ignore it because fit has turned me into a jaded misogynist.
no youre just a faggot, if not go nut in her mouth.

Congrats lad, you're on your way to making it

he did not say 'nohomo'

Good job man

actually I ended up cucking myself

She had this guy friend she knew since they were children, obvious that he was crazy about her, he was just too scared to make a move but he was a really nice guy. Started convincing her to date him and make the first move, and eventually she did and now they've been together for over a year. If you love something you must learn to let it go etc.

kek.
underrated

People like that guy NEED the "one true love happy ending" meme. Without it, 50% chance they turn into a resentful blubbering sack of shit that burdens everyone around them.

You did a solid favor to him and the rest of society helping him get with his "one and only".

kudos, user.

Thank you for being that person, that was really selfless of you you should be proud of yourself

That's you, let me see them glutes bb

>go to gym at busy hour
>realise I packed my Best Shirt
>shirt is basically silk thin, show off every single muscle
>start workout with bench, chest and arms pumped up in no time
>mostpeoplehereareabout40.png
>go to free weights, get going there
>look down at the weights, remain focused
>first time I look up, mid Guts set
>9/10 stacy with body of the same rating looking right at me in the mirror
>she quickly looks away and starts blushing
>smirk and continue my workout

She was there with her boyfriend, or I would have done absolutely nothing

He was envious, not jealous. Jealousy implies your legs were going to be taken away from him. He sounds like a retard.

bahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

I don't get this I've been going to the gym since December and my bench is already 2pl8+ do you guys not do OHP and weighted dips?

>onnatrain last night, hauling some weights in my backpack because I'm slowly moving my home gym
>this dude, looks around 50, is listening to Led Zeppelin on a good quality speaker, smiling all the way
>if it wasn't music I liked it would have been annoying, but he kept it on the quieter side and it was enjoyable
>set backpack down with a satisfying thump and take off my jacket
>comment positively on the choice of music and have a conversation with oldguy
>after a while he just looks me over and says that I look pretty muscular, asks if I do lots of sports, climbing or mountaineering
>feelsgood, first mire I ever got aside from gf
>proceed to shoot the shit about backpacking, turns out he's a veteran of some of the scariest and most dangerous alpine routes that I've ever seen
>guy lugs around 20kg backpacks like it's nothing
>looks at mine and asks what was inside to make it thump so hard
>about 30kg in plates and assorted shit
>he goes wide-eyed qnd compliments me for not collapsing under it

It was special, I won't lie

>Work in "Behavioral Health" unit at hospital aka the psyche ward
>constantly be told by patients and visitors alike, "whoa, they definitely need big guys like you up there."
>occasional qt3.14 patients on unit results in occasional qt3.14 stalkers IRL
>they're crazy as all shit with daddy issues, cutting, suicide attempts, and/or drug use
>still fuck the occasional former patient despite all logic against it

Feels good man

As a former mental/behavioral health worker myself, I just want to say you're a fucking piece of shit for getting off on 13-14 year old mires and fucking former patients.

It's unethical and shameful.

what a cool fucking guy

Completely agree. Turns out he was actually over 62, which makes him even cooler for doing what he does.

Cry more, faggot. I don't work pediatrics. 18+ here

>gf introduces me to her coworkers
>one of them gets flustered when talking in front of me

>my mum took this picture for me

We haven't forgotten, gaycunt.

>over 62
weird barrier desu

I can maybe understand why getting off on mires from 13-14 year olds is bad, but what's wrong with fucking former patients? They are former patients after all. As long as 18+ who cares?

Meant to say over 60, then remembered he told me he was 62 and wrote half of each statement because of some bullshit some linguistics professor has a name for.

>gettin mired by sexy nignogs

hngggggg

boy oh boy I do love jerking it to fatties tho whewwwwww lad

heh i do that all the time

iktfb

>Back at hometown gym for summer
>It's normally just full of old people but this time there's an extremely attractive girl there
>At the end of the night it's just me and her in the main room
>Do some cable curls, basically ego lifting before gym closes because I finished a minute early
>Arms look stupid pumped
>Catch her miring
>She does a quick eyebrow raise and smile thing, then looks away
>Don't know what to do at this point so I just leave without saying anything

Really? I thought the original was fun and stylish. It's a good date/hangout movie now that I think about it, it's not too complicated or artsy but it not being in English is a light pleb filter for the girl.

OP ones look 30+ years old

Though I do remember some decent-looking black girls hitting on the emo/scene guys in high school, even the ugly/skelly ones. Always thought that was weird but other people have said they've seen it happen too at their schools.

ur retarded, she was literally waiting for you to talk to her autist.

kek

Are you the retard?

Moral fagging on here... Go back to tumblr

The other day some MILF I was ringing up (cashier) said "you look like an actor... can't remember his name." I said thanks and she said "Ohh yeah, he was cute." Then she left. Not sure if it was flirting or what. That's my blog have a good one.

why did you invite her back to your if you didn't want to smash?
story sounds fishy

How would people go about chatting up at the gym? I have always wondered this, what's the next step after your glances meet?

>She was there with her boyfriend, or I would have done absolutely nothing
god, I hate when that happens

Just find an excuse to start a conversation and make it look as natural as possible. It's not rocket science, even if it feels like it.

what the fuck yo

You and your dogs will hang from the same tree.

Man, I aspire to be like you.

>thats all you need to get mired by females
>lift for a year, don't worry too much about squats and numbers
>cut til you can start to see your abs

It's really that easy, but you need to not be ugly, nice height and good bone structure.

>lunch break at work
>go to bakery because loads of work I want to finish
>one of the ladies says "we have fresh salads now if you want one!"
>other lady says "Look at him, we don't have enough salads to feed this one!"
>first lady flexes her bicep at me
>Th-th- you t-too

I want to be like you, honestly

You forgot ugly. Because I'm literally 5'7" black manlet and I get mires.

we were just 2 co-workers hanging out. It seems obvious NOW that she wouldn't have came over if she didn't want to but that's 2yrs too late

Stop being a faggot and show up your butt if you're gonna fish for compliments

>dat fuzz

I caught a girl looking at me today, she looked embarrassed and looked away when I caught her.

I'll interpret it as a mire anyway, otherwise the only people that have said anything are family members I haven't seen for a while

>jesus christ user, your arms are so big

Thanks mom.

That's about it

yes it is

I haven't been in public much recently but my mom is mirin' harder than ever. Mirin' my skin, mirin' gains etc. Does this mean I'm ready for real life girls?

Bros, I need some advice:

>Meet qt British girl on Tinder in January
>Get along well, have some dates
>Try to kiss her once
>Reject my kiss, tells me she's not sure how she feels about me
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>Remain good friends ever since (cooks for me, we watch Netflix, we go to the beach together, etc.)
>About a month ago, texts me she dreamed that we kissed
>Tell her I will kiss her in real life
>Next time we see, I try to kiss her
>She gets all flustered, telling me that she's not sure anymore, that she shouldn't have told me about the dream
>I tell her: "If you dreamed that I kissed you, it can only mean that you want to kiss me. So we are going to kiss"
>Proceed to make out for a while, then she says we cannot kiss anymore.
>Thisshitagain.jpg
>All things continued as normal
>Yesterday, we were watching Netflix and I put some used gum on the table.
>She accidentally touches it
>I banter: "Kek, you touched my saliva"
>She replies: "Well, as a I matter of fact I have already TASTED your saliva"
>"Oh yeah, you mean our kiss. I had totally forgotten about it"
>She gets angry: "WTF!!"
>Keep watching Netflix
>I ask for a gummy bear from the bag she's eating
>She gets one and LICKS it
>"Now have some of my saliva"
>I proceed to eat it. Say nothing.

Is it me or was this something quite sexual? Should I keep trying to make out with her? I'm super confused.

>lady friend and I decide to take it to the next level
>decide we are going to fuck
>word get's out
>former oneitis finds out
>yells at me crying because she likes me
>news to me, dump lady friend
>me and oneitis happy with eachother

Then I wake up.

Not much of a mirin story, but it wouldn't happen if I wasn't smexy anyways right? Tren dreams are nuts

Holy mother fucking beta what?

Dude, serious advice, move on, this girl is wasting your time. Try one more time, if you don't fuck her, move on

this. kiss her again with intent of taking it further, if she flakes again then tell her you're done with her wasting your time and you're sorry but you can't wait any more

> what is makin it

T-thanks. We are actually spending the weekend together at a cabin by the lake. I will go all-in on her.

this

Ohhhh boy. Good luck man. Could be a real awkward situation if it goes south lol