What do?

Lol thats actually excellent

read more chateaux heartiste lads

here is a good article for you autists
heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/03/13/a-crib-sheet-of-game/

im here for your assistance breh

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>matching with that creature

user...you can do better.

tell me what do you have in your bio

Can you explain to me why it's supposedly good?

You should have asked her the lovely story behind her name :^)

Bought unlimited swipes for 10 bucks, swipe right on everything.

What do?

say: looking at your first pic your parents must be really proud of you

I'd join your body party if you catch my drift

Bring a lot of protection
> she looks pretty good

Guess who's not boning anyone tonight :)

you're as sexy as my mom

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dude you know nothing about women

r u retarded OP you didn't even give us any time to think about something

Godspeed young Jedi

Can probly still salvage, what say?

>r u a beaver
>cus dam

salvage?
what the fuck are you talking about
be brazen, have balls , never backtrack on things you said

I respect your boldness

>just kidding
Then ask her some questions

I'm pretty sure he wants to get laid

you should say things that'll trigger an answer

Say "Let me see dem tit-o's baby"

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you guys are uncorrectable beta faggots

Did I do good?

yea dude right we're so alpha sending funny texts on a dating app

thanks :^)

safe user, now we're talking

you are a real jedi now buddy
i get the jest

Aproxomatly how long before time of insertion, do you think?

>fleshlights get delivered within 5 business days
E.T.A. 6 days

pissening-ly funny

Tfw they actually respond

Subtle game you play... I have so much to learn

advice to anyone playing the tinder game, here's how you should open

>targeted compliment, say or ask something about her dog, her face, etc so she has to reply
>if there's nothing interesting about her just use a line like "is there something wrong with your left eye? cuz ur lookin right :)"
>if she looks like a slampig "are you an archaeologist?"

then for the date it usually goes like this:
>sometimes she'll just want to fuck right off the bat and invite you over, literally don't have to do anything here
>for the actual date you just eat and make eye contact and talk. when you're walking her to her car or your car, make an excuse to hold hands like "are your hands cold? let me feel them" then start making out and then take her home for the fucking or just do it in the car

80% of the time I get laid on the first date

>walking her to her car or your car
What if I'm walking her to the bus?

go along with it, lets see where this goes

Im monitoring this tread

This was last thread, I already got unmatched
I know I fucked up the reply..I was high af

>for the actual date you just eat and make eye contact and talk

Elaborate

Fucking lost it

Now add "yet"

You compliment the girl and raise her value relative to yours right off the bat? You use thinly-veiled excuses to hold her hand? You must be really handsome.

You had one fucking job user, still okay reply though

gotta add "hey are you working out?"

>raise her value

you wanna know how i know you're a faggot know? faggot

No worries, you "lost" a short-haired cunt with a boy's name. And probably a false rape accusation too.

Are your HIV meds scrambling your brain? You type like a retard through and through, in conception and execution.

Kek ok user

>here's your (You)

it wasn't a good line dude don't get buttmad

>he believes in don't compliment girls meme
It's a little compliment to start the conversation, he's not sucking her pussy and bowing to her womanhood
You sound fedora tier with that manipulative value shit

Wrong pic but whatever

>short-haired

you can't even see her hair

b-but "The Game" says I have to neg girls to get them to like me!

matches in one day, not counting freaks who are too impatient for a reply
>>joke account.

KIll me bros. This might be worse than when I had no matches

out of matches OP ? well that was quick.

BREHS

Fat as shit

What a doughy piece of shit

Ask her weight

"technically" paying for sex

damn girl you are bending that fabric like your last name is Quasar

It's pronounced 'deena'
t. girl in my school had this name

>blacked.com

Low-test beta.

>2012
>not using "ayy bby want sum fuk?"
Never gonna make it faggots

come on anons post some tinder sloots I will help you get laid trust me I am a professional in this field.

This is great

Go for it

Hello Emma

Unfunny and unoriginal

But hey, for her it might only have been unfunny

Is this a Peterson reference?

Urooj i want to lick your curry flavoured vag till you explode all over my kebab

Fuck her on the bus of choose