Let's be real. If you're actually wanting to settle down with a bird, you want someone with a physique like pic related. Probably does some light cardio thrice a week and doesn't overeat significantly.
If you choose a skinny girl >low BMI likely to reduce fertility >probs has body image issues you'll be dealing with forever
If you choose a fat girl >high BMI reduces fertility, increases risk of health problems and likelihood of passing them on to children >likely to get even bigger as demonstrated poor self control and metabolism slows with age
If you pick a muscular girl >definitely has body image issues >low body fat leads to aforementioned fertility problems >probably a lesbian anyway
Lincoln Bailey
That's a whole lotta airbrushing
Jaxon Jones
>getting married and having children with women who were born and raised in 1st world western countries
Have you been living under a rock for the last 50 years? Fucking hell my fellow men are fucking blind and walk straight into death traps.
I'm not saying white women either. I'm talking about any woman born and raised in the west regardless of their race, they're all as bad as each other when exposed to western societies.
Elijah Myers
Those hips are prime and she is actually in good shape
Chase Martinez
what you want don't want your wife to have grown up in a society of gender equality and education for women? Are you really such a beta that you can't handle a woman who can hold a conversation and have opinions?
Hunter Howard
I married the cheer leading captain/ prom queen.
Jordan Bell
>falling for photoshop
Check the way her arms crease at the elbow joint and the width of her face. She's fat, and that fat hangs down when there isn't an editor smoothing it out for her.
Joseph Thompson
>>probably a lesbian anyway For an asexual male who still likes to look at muscular women this seems like a pretty good deal.
Oliver Thomas
Lmao what a shit body
Isaac Allen
>thrice
Nathaniel Green
w-where are you from?
Henry Murphy
I wonder why they used a fat girl as the template
Ryan Cox
>not using god tier words such as thrice
Eli Lopez
I like my women tall and curvy. I'm a pretty big guy and it's nice to know that my offspring won't shatter her pelvis.
I met a man who was about twenty years into the career I'm currently entering at a museum with five little kids running around and a wife kind of chasing after them. They weren't being manic or poorly behaved or anything, it was just cute. And he was taking it easy watching it all go down, I struck up a conversation with him and he told me what was up in his life. He works hard, goes home and hangs with his kids, helps with and eats dinner, fucks his wife, konks out, does it all again the next day. Life was good for this man. She was a shorter Latina with a gorgeous milfy body and nice wide hips. I'm a little taller and don't wanna fuck over my sons with short genes so going for that build but taller.
Yep I'm gonna make some chaddy sons and some lovely daughters and give em the best life I can. For that I need a wide hipped woman.
Jordan Flores
>that face
fucking Anglo women. Absolutely atrocious...
Daniel Walker
You do know that not all muscular women are automatically shredded and have too low bodyfat? It's quite difficult to maintain. Most women have body-image issues btw
Mason Scott
Then it's a good thing that you can't Photoshop real life, isn't it?
Noah Jones
And the pic name is normal body. >Trolling on Veeky Forums
Alright, 50 push-ups faggot
Julian Campbell
Plastic surgery.
Andrew Williams
This is so disgusting, I lost my appetite. Which is a good thing.
Connor Sanders
That shit is so nasty I'd rather suck a dick then fuck that
Nicholas Roberts
Only screwing over the offspring at that point.
Jason Jones
kys's your neck's self
Angel Thomas
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Aiden Foster
Every woman has body image issues
Brayden Jenkins
Gotta choose skinny or fit.... because whew lad... those pounds sure do arrive once they're in their 30's and have kids.