How does one hide his bulge in short or sweatpants?
I've had this problem for a long time but just decided to try something about it.
What's the worse for me is that I'm a grower so my bulge is just a tiny thing I can't even be proud of.
What to do?
Realise and accept that no one notices or cares if they do and that they are more concerned with their own self perception than with you.
compression shorts i guess
don't be a faggot. Luckily my dick looks kinda big when I'm soft, and I'm very proud of it. It always shows when I'm wearing sweatpants, and I like when girls look at it. Maybe they feel disgusted, but it's natural their eyes will go there and just by making them notice it makes me feel good, so they know who's the alpha male.
>be me
>be skellymode
>wear really slim-fitting dress slacks to work
>dick bulge quite apparent at most times
best part is I'm a teacher
hopefully they sack you
cardio
>hopefully they sack you
hey fuck you man
He's right though. What kind of shit head proudly shows off a bulge to students/children? You're the worst kind of teacher.
Who said I was proud of it? I'm afraid someone's going to complain I'm walking around with a boner
>wear slim fitted clothes
>best part is I'm a teacher
If you're not bragging then you have a poor choice of words.
Wear compression underwear and baggier pants then. Inb4 muh work uniform, given the issue accommodations can be made.
get some new fucking pants dude
Then, like OP, start doing more cardio. Lots more.
Someone is probably going to report you IRL if you're bragging about that shit
That was sarcasm bruv
>using sarcasm in text when sarcasm is solely implied by tone of voice
Girls notice it with intrigue, no different than a fit girls camel toe
Sorry Dad I'll do better next time
>tfw you'll never be a hung teacher that allows kids to eyeball your Salami
Post dat buldge user
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Fyi if you can make out the outline of the dick, it is called a "missle toe"
People trying to pretend genitals don't exist in everyday life are amusing.
women dig the bulge user