Only halfway through cheat month

>only halfway through cheat month
>already gained 11 lbs

why do i even bother

>cheat nonth
This better be b8

damn sherlock, you should consider a career as a private detective

Boogie is that you?

Time for a 6 month bulk

>Only a quarter way through cheat year
>have put on 50 lbs

What the fuck this shit doesn't work I thought I could indulge myself

>cheat month
I laughed for bout 10 minutes

>cheat month
>month

Lol. I'm halfway through my cheat decade. Not looking good but my next 10 years will be incredible.

>halfway through cheat life
>only 400lbs

kill me

>halfway through cheat decade
>gained 1 lb

Get a faster metabolism fucking degenerates