You MUST post in this thread if your height is under 6' or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

You MUST post in this thread if your height is under 6' or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

well now i fucking gotta do it

fuck off

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pray tell, what is your height my friend?

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Fuck you faggot

I have to admit. This was good

but fuck you

Meme 5'7 here

5'7 it's all over

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OP guzzles dicks at the squat rack idk you said to post in here

5'8 reporting in

tall boys please toss me around and belittle my height and tell me my dick isn't big enough to satisfy anyone~

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You are short haha

tfw short but also hairy as fuck
can't even be cute trap mode

>mothers day in 3 days
what you doin for her brahs?

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5'9''

Jokes on you, my mothers already dead

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But you are a manlet

WOW
O
W

Nooo

You need to go back
>/b/

o no

Tomoko best girl

i'm 5'11

heck

5'10" reporting......

is 5'6" too tall for a girl? :(

>5'11 3/4"

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I'm 6 ft fuck you manlets

>5' 11 3/4"

I'm 1,88 not sure how much is this in American digits.

5'10, and my moms already dead inside.

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You big meanie

I'm 5'5" but I'm a girl so I think I'm allowed

>tfw 5`9, well im not an autist constantly thinking about it bt it would be nice to be 6`3.

5 7

Also 5'10" and my mom is just regular dead

lol what a fucking manlet, 5'9" here and getting all the pussy you're missing

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5'10'' guy reporting in. i fucked a 6'8'' chick once and a bunch of guys got jealous. men love tall women.

5'8 reporting

also 5'8 but big dick though and women love me

hihi

5'6" =(

5'9"
Never had a gf, but not because of height, im just a pussy.
Girls call me cute fairly often tho.
Heights a meme except for tinder.

This

5'10"
I had a prude 5' gf, but almost made out with a 5'7" girl. And therein lies the extent of my romantic success hahaha kill me

Nothing to do with height really, I just can't talk to people unless i have several of my close friends present

>never had a gf
>women call him names that describe small children and baby animals
>thinks height is a meme

real attractive guys get approached by women all the time and asked out

Mama dont go

6'1 here posting in this thread because that just the privileged us non manlets have

5'7" masterrace

Hows life?

Kys

5'11". Your king calls to you!

actually its not much better while you're ""tall"" there's always that skinny fat or obese 6'3 fucker that looks down on you.

Welp, that sucks. Have a good day.

gdi 5'7"

nice try fuckface

over 6' can i get digits to kill my mom?

fuck you

fuckin half inch under 6 so gotta post

>tfw 5'12"

Ok, i guess she'll die then, good riddance?

6'3" here to laugh at you cunts

is 5 foot 11.9999999... inches repeating a manlet or not?

Nigger I'm 10'8"

fag

Once upon a time, God looked down upon this earth and saw that almost everyone was having a good time. He thought to himself, "How can I unleash a tumor upon humanity?"

And with that, OP was born.

5'5" :(

fuck you

lol?

hang yourself already
sage.