french press

> french press
> not a muslim with a bomb vest

>preacher curls
>arrested on pedophilia charges

>woodcutters
>freeze to death in the winter

>dumbbell
>has never answered a question incorrectly

>chinups
>clinically depressed

>barbell
>a bar but no bells

>deadlifts
>it's raining outside

>deadlifts
>still alive

>french press
>not a child lodged between a wall and a truck

>french press
>Surrender

>lunge
>befor bregfasd

>french press
>caffeine gives me jitters

> lawnmowers
> live in an apartment

>French press
>is white

>incline bench
>do it anyway

>scullcrushers
>scull intact

>power clean
>gym still full of bad smell mexicans

>Scull

Underrated

>scull

>flies
>never leave ground

>glute bridges
>never crossed, only burning

>burpees
>not gassy

>french press
>isn't a numale and drinks drip coffee

>eat an entire pizza
>throw it up

>french press
>get shot

>power clean
>actually a pretty nice guy

>seated row
>don't own a boat

>french press
>get shot for disrespecting Mohammad

>GOMAD
>Don't go mad

Underrated post

Fuck.

>Smith machine
>Not on a skateboard

underrated

>incline bench
>do it anyway

Decline would have worked better for that but what do i know

>lat pulldowns
>doesnt have multiple chromosomes

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>smith machine
>smithing level too low

>weighted dips
>nachos keep breaking

>squats
>still pays rent

Very witty

>farmers walk
>drive to office by train

Audible kek

>fly machine
>its grounded

the joke is decline, not incline

>squats
>pay rent

>OHP
>OH takes a shit

*laughs*

>Clean and Jerk
>Cleaning before jerking

Is this the same thing as a tricep extension or is it different in some way?

>french press
>no normies posting "je suis charlie" on their inane, insipid social media pages afterward

Geg :-DDD

>Hack Squat
>banned for cheating

That would be priest curls

>military press
>WMDs in Iraq

>dragon flag
>my american gym doesnt have a dragon or a flag

scull

newfag

>incline bench press
>do it anyway

>decline bench press
>b-but it's gone up