Am I doing this right Veeky Forums?

Am I doing this right Veeky Forums?

>am i doing this right
>zero responses

>he ddnt get an invite for s tinder
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first one responded

seriously... the girls picture is her with a fucking dog filter on?

That's what they do now grandpa

I just sent all these fagboi give the ladies a chance
Elaborate
Yes and I disprove. Her other pics convinced me though

Pic related is my first tinder profile pic, with face of course.

Why do you all have such a problem with it? It gets mentioned every time.

>all 6/10s
Sure dude definitely

Oh shit what do didn't think I'd get this far

1. yes i replied to you because you are a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see on tinder

say you broke your femur and with the state of health insurance in America you thought it would be cheaper to consult with an archaeologist instead of a doctor

then follow with a thorough thought provoking exchange of views and solutions

At my house want to come over watch movies and later examine it?

You seem to have a decent body, why fuck around with a bunch of ugly chicks?

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Sneaky way for a woman to hide bad facial features.

Isn't that the million dollar question. I have major oneitis right now to a girl I want to marry, but she's states away until august. Gotta get some puss in the meantime I hoped

Ps, tips for calves? Currently doing 3x20 twice a week, one seated and one standing. I mean mine aren't bad but I want freaky calves

this is a key test for making it. Once you get aesthetic enough, this line will begin working for you. That or the girl is a giant plug.

yes you are

you're a beta if you put effort into tinder openers

fuck man. nothing has EVER come close to making me cringe as hard as that xbox screenshot did.

I swiped 'cause I thought you looked interesting.

Right idea but the line is played out and girls know it. Just send tons on messages to tons of girls and one will like you.

Do calves 4-6 times per week, frequency + volume helps a ton

Are you actually one of the ones? Odds are low but I guess it's possible, would be funny af
Sheeiit alright I guess I'll double my frequency then. I do enjoy doing calves, and their soreness brings me pleasure

no, but that line is a pussy wetter, trust me im a grill.

Oh I gotcha, well you can't really be a spokesman for your entire gender like you're trying to be but thanks anayway

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why cant I be?
It's better than recycling age old memes or the incels leading the incels.

In my bedroom waiting to be examined and cataloged

>Ps, tips for calves?

be fat before you decide to lift. my calves are ginormously beautiful and some of my bros at the gym comment on how i got them so big

still kinda fat though but we're all gonna make it

uranus ;)

Yeah being fat and doing running to lose weight gave me nice calves

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