Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

>tfw too much gf

Is 293gb supposed to be alot? I have 5TB

>wake up
>gf still doesn't have a dick

>gf and I might be breaking up soon
>we keep arguing over dumb shit
>always says, "do you want to be right or have a girlfriend?"
>says we might break up if I don't bring my car to college over the summer

Hold me, Veeky Forums.

JUST

If she keeps holding the relationship over your head every argument, you might as well end that shit yourself to get the satisfaction, since thats as good as over anyway

>apple

Kys, lad

She sounds terrible man. Don't be scared to ditch her, you can always find someone who will make you happy

Why? I've had it for six years and have had no (0) problems.

>watching porn

>me every morning

I'm hoping to meet someone in one of my summer classes if we do break up.

>TFW after getting somewhat Veeky Forums your oneitis finally wants to date YOU
>TFW you find out she's a neurotic mess and flips from you being the center of her world to making you feel bad for being the center of her world every other day
>TFW you love her despite this
I was not ready for this horse shit.

Anons with gfs, how long did it take for them to grow benis? How did you keep yourself satisfied in the mean time?

>tfw gf of 4 years and one month cheated on me
>tfw still banging her with no strings attached

>tfw no gf

>tfw gf not willing to cheat on me

Ditch her. She'll soon be cheating if she isn't already.

> tfw no bf

>tfw bigot Trump supporters won't fuck your boi pussy

fucking sluts

M80s I'm looking for the Tyler Durden greentext.
It goes like:

>want to look like Tyler Durden, what do?
>two thousand and twelve, charging people **** for gym membership, costanza dot jpg
......
>Do you even lift, mfw dat gyno.


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user, it's weather you're a /pol/ack or a Jew. Pick1 you irrelevant nutjob.