>2/3rds of your country is now obese
>Gyms are illegalized because they're offensive to fatties
>You are not allowed to work out anymore
>Police now raid homes for exercise equipment
>People with too low of a BMI are sent to fat camps, to be fattened.
What do you do, user?
become calisthenics master race
Move out to another country.
exercise is illegal though.
Isn't the left one the "swole left" squats guy?
>this is the future of America that liberals want
Oy vey
Become a powerlifter
Shoot the cops as anyone who respects his rights would
>Police now raid homes for exercise equipment
? Wtf brehs, I'm from Eastern Europe, so I didn't catch this. Is this US thing?
>Swole left
>Sticc on the right
Something isn't correct
That pic is really creepy
Goal body
>2017
>not always bulking
do u even lift brah
Yeah dude it's being kept under wraps but the US is literally slowly making exercise illegal. Crazy.
Dude are you fucking serious? hahahahahahaha sucks to be you yankbros lmao
>Form a secret organization of like minded people training in hidden locations like forests and islands.
>Gorilla warfare against the fat overlords and their supporters.
>Killing off fatties and chilling with fellow fitbro rebels, hiding innawoods.
Fuck OP this would actually be a cool life, shame fatfucks are unable to do anything more than stuffing themselves and crying about oppressive airplane seating.
I'd just move on top of a steep hill/mountaintop.
Move to Japan
>have body of thing on the left after several year long cut with not enough protein
Oh god what have I done.
>tfw you will never look like this because of shitty insertions, wide hip structure, and, on top of that, lack of discipline
J-U-S-T
nigga pls, this has no machines and we'll hide the bars and plates in closets, fatties are not autistic enough to recognize what an oly platform is
>I look like the thing on the left
Being skinny really is just as bad as being fat.
This desu, our society isn't gay enough yet. We win when it collapses t b h
It legit looks like something from Outlast or Amnesia.
>looking like a 100lb flaming faggot
surely you can't actually be that bad
>guy
Nothing will stop us we'll just use everyday items or our wives as weights
...from my cold dead hands!
How does one achieve this naturally
me on the right
Create a religion of swoll. Its the ultimate loophole saying "My religion allows this practice" while you do an overhead barbell bench press.
>Doing workout in my basement with my Home Depot Bucket
>Suddenly, sirens
>"user, we know you're in there working out, come out with your gainz up!"
>O fuck
>Run out back door
>First cop has to awkwardly rotate his body to get past my gate
>Second cop has to rest after going down the 3 steps on my back porch
>Cops 3-5 raiding my fridge, confused how I manage to afford 60 eggs, so many chicken breasts, basic fruits and grains with minimum wage
>Cops 6-10 pissed off at "small fat" cops who didn't have to weight an extra day for their XXXL uniforms
>Cop 11 still trying to undo his seat-belt
>Cop 12 parked too close to cop 11 and can't get out of his car
>Using my well-above average cardio (Average for someone in 2017) I run uphill
>Cop 1 Waddles up hill after me
>Trips and rolls back on cops 2-4
>Avalanche.jpeg
>Cop 5 tries to shoot at me
>Cant aim, Heart rate too high, DDD chest in the way
>Forearm fat absorbs recoil like a champ though
>Rest of cops passed out or started blogging on their Tumblrs how privileged I am to have these genes in this day and age
>One manages to make it to the top after 3 hours
>"You *HUFF* *WEEEEZE* have the *COUGH* *HACK* right to-"
>Jog downhill
>They immediately call off the search
...
The fuck is this abomination
>this thing is capable of having a meaningful sexual relationship
>i'm sitting here alone at 3 am on a friday with my limp dick in hand
fag
>illegalized
>being this retarded
>What do you do, user?
isometrics.
>sides
>space
It sounds like a parody but can happen perfectly in a near future
Strong man shit almost exclusively.
>sir, why are you trying to.confiscate my axles, they are purely for automotive purposes which is protected under the anti self-locomotion clauses
>sir that round lump of concrete is a mannekin for clothes fitting
Ad nauseum. Any fitness equipment I did need I'd protect with something like a narrow doorway and a climbing wall.
fuck i think Veeky Forums is turning me gay
If some semi-muscular men are all that was needed to turn you gay, you weren't 100% straight to begin with, user.
this picture makes me uncomfortable more than anything
>turning
>Forearm fat absorbs recoil like a champ though
>People with too low of a BMI are sent to fat camps, to be fattened
Free bulking doesn't sound too bad, you just gotta make sure you get caught in cycles
>government raids house, taken to fat camp
>get gorged with food during days, do bodyweight exercises and lift furniture and fellow camp interns during night
>turn into bearmode from all the gains
>released from camp
>immediately start cutting, acquire sculpted physique
>government raids house, taken to fat camp
>cycle repeats
>officials horrified as they can do nothing against the wave of guerilla gains erupting all over the country
yea because people don't do shit that is illegal :D
just outrun all the cops, since they can't exercise, they are all obese
>Um, sweetie, why is your face not in my pussy? *points at crotch*
Y-yes mam.
permanent bulk