What's worse being a manlet or dicklet?

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WHY NOT BOTH?
please kill me

I've seen plenty of short guys get girls, but bah god you cannot hold a woman if you're a dicklet

>coping this hard
you have obviously never witnessed the look of adoration on a woman's face when you feed her your dick. you have never felt how much a woman respects a man who has a big dick. please don't ever talk to me or my cock again, dicklet.

Check out the small dick subreddit if you want to see the true pits of despair. Shit's worse than suicidewatch

you had me at dick

you can try all you want but at the end of the day dick size wins.
>"b-but girls say they don't care, and they like height"
girls also say they like "chubby guys" and stuff like that. no woman will respect you if you don't have a big dick. you'll just not be a man is all. the only reason they "like" tall guys is because they believe tall guys have bigger dicks. I'm 6'1" with 6.5" incher and I'd rather be 5'8" with a 9 incher t b h.

Lmao I just looked at this thread:

reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/5seute/im_a_girl_who_dated_a_guy_who_had_a_89_inch_penis/

The girl talks about the disadvantages of the big dick guy she dated and why she prefers small dicks (which she says means 5 inches - pretty brutal to go to small dick forum and call 0.5 inches below the average "small" lmao)

The guy she describes:

- is 13 years older, and has lots of sexual partners
- was lazy in bed because he was told he was amazing all his life

- was seeing multiple girls at a time

- "The man was well over a decade older than me, not in great shape, didn't even have the money to ever buy me food(i think I bought dinner over a hundred times where he did maybe twice)"
- he didnt spend any money on her adn she dated him 100 times lmao

- "The ONLY reason I can think of that he had that kind of arrogance is his penis."
- a.k.a. the only reason she was dating him 100 times was for his penis

- "THIS IS A MAJOR PROBLEM. One that you guys are lucky not to have. Because of this, you will not take sex with someone important to you for granted. I would akin it to a hot girl with big tits and perfect everything. She knows she's hot so she doesn't have to try, or even say yes to sex half the time"

LMAO

>He lived 50 minutes away at the time and I would drive up there, on that new relationship high wanting to get down and he would treat me like shit. Tell me I was a "sex addict" because I wanted to have sex more than once a week (I could only visit 3-4 days a week because of the drive and I was lucky if I got it on ONE of those visits) and wouldn't sleep with me even if I begged sometimes
aaw. sounds like the poor little girl was denied daddy's dick.

>He would tell me to just "stay still." or "Stop that" or "No" when I would thrust back against him during sex or try to go down on him or do anything other than fucking lay there and pretend I was enjoying it. Not only was I not being caressed or kissed or told I was beautiful like some of those amazingly sweet five-inch guys have in the past during steamy romantic sessions, I was being almost shamed for wanting to make the sex more intimate. I would turn my face and cry during the sex sometimes, because it was SO the opposite of how I'd imagined it while driving up to his place. I didn't even notice his dick or his size. All I could do was mourn the intimacy of past sexual encounters where I felt loved and respected and valued.
this is actually pretty hot. 100% a roleplaying dicklet wrote this.

dicklet saw a skinny kid in the gym looked like he was hiding a fucking Italian sausage in his pants.

everyone gave him space.

just finished ready it, she is so obviously salty and misses her ex's fat cock, it's not even funny desu.

>89 inch penis
Was he a whale?

yep she's probably riding him right now

it's actually 8-9. those are probably girl inches if it makes you feel any better.

No the bigdick guy probably dumped her for being needy, and she is going out of her way to rationalise to herself that she is SO over him and his BIG DONGO that she is going to go to small dick communities just to surround herself with small dick men and show how OVER IT she is and why wont he text me back please text me bacckkkk

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It's context. When she repeatedly says "small" she means only in comparison to the behemoth dick she is waxing about.

It kind of points out she is a sloppy and careless individual. Which is the kind to seek out large penises as a way of life in most cases.

Dicklet by FAR. sub 5 incher here, no girl will ever want me for life. fucking is a chore, it just slips out all the time

Make sure you put her legs on your shoulders (while facing her) for maximum penetration depth and to hit the g-spot as much as possible.

Also I can dump some penis extension images for you.

small fast rabbit-like strokes

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>I'm 6'1" with 6.5" incher and I'd rather be 5'8" with a 9 incher t b h.
you know how obvious it is that you're short guy that tries to cope?

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Listen to this guy

since it seems like you've read a lot about the subject
how to compensate for lack of girth?

tl;dr? what is this shit?

5'11.75" dicklet detected. newsflash kiddo, you really don't have to pick a side in this. you have nothing.

Quite frankly I don't know.

If you have less girth you can do anal much more though, and some girls REALLY get off on anal. I've known a few. My girth is 5.3 though.

I think you can increase girth by about half an inch from some exercises.

Also date smaller women as they have smaller vaginas usually. And younger women.

14-16yo was worst period of my life

I've actually wound up several times on these forums and never understood what it was. I mean this shit doesn't work, right? so what is it? like employees of a penis pump companing samefagging back and forth or something?
Also where do you measure girth? Everyone says midshaft but I just measure at the girthiest insertable point desu.

it's still a chore.... seriously considering going bottom fag for a partner. I have felt so lonely for so long and I don't know how much more I can take of it......

Also if you are in a solid LTR with a girl who cares about you then get her to start doing kegels. This will make her vagina tighter and the sex more enjoyable for you both.

Doggy style with her thighs touching together might force her vagina to be more closed for a tighter fit too. Use your belt to tie her knees together. Or put the belt halfway up both her things. Then fuck her like a ragdoll.

how does one do this PE

dick exercises DO work but they are a huge time investment. Also they are risky if you push too hard too fast.

Some people hre on Veeky Forums have had success.

You can do it for free.

Goodlookingloser has photos of himself before and after using dick pumps.

what about this position?
heard that the closer their legs are the more girth will be compensated for.

Look up the "JP90" program. Its like the Starting Strength for Penis Enlargement i hear.

I might start it myself

yeah but I mean the dick pump thing doesn't last forever does it? I would like some more girth though, 5.9" girth (midshaft) atm. Also is there any way to fix dick curve/angle? (I got those weird tight ligaments that kinda pull my dick up)

fuck me. it's not even so sad it's funny, it's just depressing

You can get pretty deep in that position, my dicks 7.5' x 5.6' and actually ended up hurting my gf at the time pretty badly from it going too deep, so thats good for dicklets I think.

stretching > jelqing > other manual techniques > pumping

Yeah thats a good one. See my other post for the tip on using your belt to tie her legs together at the things to keep them together. As girls for some reason will move their legs apart to stop themselves orgasming

Belt can be painful though. Look into velvet rope.

If you are a true chad then wear a velvet belt or something when clubbing so you can be prepared for a ONS heh

Lies, half truths, and outliers.

There are three classes of PE:
Blood Flow/Retention
Length
Girth

The first is the easiest and only real method for most people. Kegals, L-argine, and in medically significant cases Cialis/Viagra/etc. It does not make you bigger so much as it takes you closer to your limits. You will have a harder sick that is somewhat bigger because it is harder. Growers benefit the most from this.

Length has only one proven method: extenders. If you want to hook up your dick to a stretching contraption for hours per day you can gain up to 1/2" in length.

Girth: only silicone injections have clinical evidence and will slowly be reabsorbed by the body. Also they make your sick feel like a weird dildo.

All the manual stuff, all the pumps, etc don't work for the majority of the population. What they claim to benefit is almost never backed up with evidence. It is a combination of wishful thinking and kegels. A small percentage who only have one layer of the fibrous sheath inside the penis may be able to force expansion, but the vast majority of people have two layers, and some three.

Look: I am decently big (7.5"x5" base) and I still wanted more. I spent years researching, practicing and have two pumps (one water, one air/water). Nothing happened. It's a weird collective Hysteria there centered around getting people to buy "private lessons" or the next gadget. For the moment we are stuck where we are.

>5'11.75" dicklet
How the fuck did you find out

it takes a long time to see permanent gains if done with consistently. long time as in, years.

So it's up to you.

The gains are semi-permanent. A lot of people talk about permanent gains. You might need to keep dickpumping a little bit for "maintenance". Like going to gym.

Im just repeating what ive read though

Length can be too big you mong. Can't fuck with the same force if you are worried about snapping your dick in half. This goes for girl on top too

being tall with a big dick feels good

>brainfuck

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>oh user youre so short but i love you. Of course ive been with taller. now have sex with me!

Or

>lol user you have such a small penis. I still love you though. Of course ive been with bigger. Now have sex with me if you want. Ill be reading.

You tell me

>Obscuring his eye.
Oh! Surely his anonymity is secure, now that no distinguishing facial characteristics are displayed.

What happens when he cums?

fucking lmao'd

sperm spurts out of his penis

>tfw 5''10' manlet
>tfw 7'x5.11' dick
>tfw i am good
none of girls i have been with ever complained

what am i reading here?

>7 feet dick, 5 inch tall

>5.11' dick

Uhhh wat

>2017
>not having a dicklet & manlet cerebro that allows you to detect and call out online LARPers
>making it
pick one

>what can i get chu senpai?
>i want laugh about not having a job.
>say no more

dicklet, definitely
>luckily im neither
but theres one chick i used to bang, still friends with her... she lives in a different city now, but she called me the other night and asked for dick pics going "i miss your cock" and literally laughing about her current boyfriends penis (pretty much pic saying OP pic related)
>"he will never really be a man to me" etc. etc.
fucking brutal, i felt bad for the guy but it aint my business...

>is a manlet
>has 5.11' girth
boy nature is cheeky

did you send a pic or did you say she'll have to take it herself?

tfw when your dick is a king of manlets

long live the king

My ex did the same shit, she started messaging me telling me how quickly her bf cums now and how small his dick is compared to mine, pissed me off honestly, I really didn't wanna hear that shit

>inb4 underageb&
I'm 18

Forward it to the boyfriend. That will shut her up

this. dick size are literally ALL girls care about. see
and
they say they like face, height, body etc. but it's a lie. among girls, saying they like tall guys is basically an euphemism they have developed to not sound too slutty (girls have no clue an believe in that whole "tall guys are bigger" shit).
if you don't absolutely stretch her and make her sore you are a failure.
>tfw dicklet

I think shes dating someone new now, we dont talk anymore, she had a massive go at me and blocked me on whatsapp, saying she never wants to speak or see me again, but then she kept me unblocked on snapchat and insta lmao

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mine is exactly the same, except the health drop and money peak happened 3 years later

I always love these threads, everyone is in the top 0,1% in dick size

>two months ago ex sent me a message out of the blue because she saw me from afar
>ended up chatting and at one point I commented that her mouth was too small for sex, and so was she (that was a joke between us from when we were together) (we were both kind of drunk)
>tell her that "one day she'll find someone her own size"
>she tells me she has
>feels.jpg
>jokingly ask her if she found a 5'4 bf or something
>basically answers that his dick is smaller so he doesn't hurt her and that "he's like 5'9" lmao"
does this mean she wants my cock? I literally live 200m from her place, should I just go there and fuck her? I get the impression she can't control herself around me (maybe because I'm her first?), when we broke up she kept coming to my place, say "we shouldn't fuck" and then proceed to suck my cock and ask me to fuck her. also she seems to genuinely hate me for no good reason and whenever we speak she ends up getting angry and bringing up our relationship. she sounds kind of like that salty girl from reddit desu.

yeah, survivor bias is a helluvadrug

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as far as I know, being tall generally correlates with having a large dick.

I have to agree here. If im with a man who is 5'7 and he pulls out a 4-5 inch dick, that's fine. Very proportionate and attractive, especially if it's got a big mushroom tip. Now if a 6'5 guy pulls out the same size I'd almost laugh as I'd be expecting something 6-7 inches and thick.

degreelet

>tfw your legs get so big your dick looks small compared to looking massive when they were auschwitz mode

instead i sent her a snapchat of me flaccid windmilling and laughing. we are still friends and shit.

yeh man, they brutal

meh, i'd fuck her until she starts showing signs of endangering you in some way
>e.g. trying to fuck up a new relationship, saying bad shit about you or w/e
other than that.. sounds like standard girl crazyness

Honestly I think deep down she wants your dick but wants to stay faithful, my ex would do the exact same thing, flirt with me hardcore, saying things like 'May have to stay around your place a few nights, sorry thats just me being cheeky', but I know she wont actually follow through with that shit unless she is single again.

Just keep her number, she will break up with him eventually and want a bounce back, my ex I dated over summer has been texting me about how she cant wait to see me and how she broke up with her bf.

Dont even message her, because she WILL message you, happens with every single girl, they eventually end up texting you when they are lonely and wanting some attention.

t-thanks rippetoe

1. Invite her round yours . Come up with plausible deniable reason for her to come over.

2. Seduce her, if she wants it.

3. Make sure you have camera or audio recording. She may blackmail you or press false rape charges if she feels guilty about cheating

lmao no it doesn't. I'm average height with an average dick so I don't know firsthand but from what I've seen on Veeky Forums (people don't usually lie online despite what the memes say, I know I've never lied and I don't know why anyone would), tall people are as likely, if not more, to be dicklets.
>everyone on Veeky Forums is 6'1"+
>everyone on Veeky Forums is like 5.75"
the only people I've seen claiming bigger were manlets. and even if they did lie why would either of these groups lie about one thing but not the other?

>people don't usually lie online despite what the memes say, I know I've never lied and I don't know why anyone would
agree

5'9
6.7x5.1"

5'9"
7x6"

>people don't usually lie online despite what the memes say, I know I've never lied and I don't know why anyone would
Everybody lies.