/mirin/

none in the catalog so I thought I'd make one
share your mire stories here
only post actual mires, not shit like a cashier being polite or a girl making eye contact with you

>omg you're so tall
>I love tall men
>etc

I've gotten waay more attention for being 6'4" than being Veeky Forums. These days there's more guys that work out than ever, I think girls just expect it now.

Some dude in fairly decent condition was mirin my back today. Said I have 'solid back game', and remarked on my width. Then he started talking about how he's a natural ectomorph and all that so I tuned out.

He was still easily out of DYEL levels though.

twinks are starting to eyeball me
and fat women
does this mean im finally becoming bear mode?

I work in the equipment room in the athletic center on campus. Old dude runs the place, played football in the day, 4 tours as a helicopter gunner in the USMC in Nam, pretty strong bad ass dude. Football went out of season and there wasn't much work awhile back, came back after a little (happened to coincide with my bulk, also worked different shifts than him mostly) and he told me I was looking bigger, I filled out a bit and he thought I looked better bulked up, then followed up with a "wish the football guys could manage that"
Felt breddy gud
>inb4 comment about football team not getting big
Our football team is literally dog shit

this guy on bus made eye contact with me
and girl at mcdonalds gave me so much icecream in my coffee my dick got hard

This thick girl orbits me whenever we're in the gym at the same time. She does her exercises, (leg raises in particular) in my plain sight, sneaks looks at me, the whole nine yards. I haven't made a move yet but it's so obvious.

>6'4 skelly doing SS
>warming up for diddy
>final set 240lbs
>old guy that looks like he's been workout out his whole life gives me a nod and raises his fist

The only mirin that counts.

Are those jeff seids nipples?

>nod and raises his fist

not
>nods and raises his hand, palm down

My english is "zyzz is kill" level, but I Will try:
>in train, going home
>scrolling cel Phone for polictics news
>country is in turmoil
>ex-president could get in the jail
>cute stand in Front of me
>several place to sit
>she leans toward me, I can hear her breathing
>wtf? Proceed to reading more news
>she leans her head foward, all her hair falls in my cell screen
>wtf?
>this happening a lot through ride
>eventualy she drop in several station ahead
>later I ask a female friend what the hell happened
>she is full Angry with me,
>autism confirmed
>I Just want to read some news

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fuck off dude. stop reminding us about height, we, manlets and average guys, come to these threads to get motivation to improve ourselves, but we cant change our height

Anyone else getting uncomfortable from all these mires ?. I mean its good when it comes from that cute girl but from men and old people ? cmon ! You fucking plebs !

idc ill take w/e at this point

Best mires are mum/dad mires and old people mires, they're the most honest. They will tell you when youre skinny/fat and when you're fuarkin shredded.

>being this self-conscious about a fucking meme

haha

>this
being mired because you are tall is fucking pathetic, return when you actually achieve something

>implying that tall guys dont get mired simply because of their height

Good story user

>I've gotten waay more attention for being 6'4" than being Veeky Forums
That makes perfect sense though. Being fit is largely due to effort, being tall is genetics. It's more important to have good inherent genetics than it is to have a possible capacity to use them.

Verrrr nise! Top prostitute in Turkmenistan

a girl said my nose was perfect

god damn
i would do anything to get mires

>tfw mum says I'm skinny

>6'2 210 ~13-14% bf
>hanging out at friend's house
>playing some card game so my arms are bent like I'm flexing
>his sister walks in the room
>"Wow user your arms got really big"
>can see how visibly uncomfortable my friend is right now
>she starts squeezing and caressing my arm
>I'm literally just ignoring her, trying to play the game
>she leaves
>comes back in a few minutes later asking if I can get a piece of lint off of her butt
>tell her to leave me alone

desu I would go for the smash if she didn't only do this stuff right in front of my friend.

This is exactly how women think

>at basshead show last night
>rolling balls shirt off having a great time with my m8 and some friends
>some random dude taps me on my shoulder
>'You bodybuild right? I work for LVFT"

another story from the same night

>still having a great time at the show
>another guy comes up to me and mistakes me for his friend
>"oh sorry bro i thought you were my friend. you look big like him so i thought he was you.

I'm 5'6 and 155 pounds I am not a big guy by any standard. are normies this impressed by 3 year gains level?
Or OR i just look like a flaming homo either one

She wants to climb him like a tree.

That's a beautiful frog user, did you draw it yourself?

I don't know if this counts but

>be skelly doing SL
>just finished my sets on the bench
>walk up to designated deadlift area
>swole pajeet staring at me as I struggle to unload bar to put my own weights on it
>load about 187lbs and stand infront of the bar
>hfw I lift the bar and do a solid 5 reps

Felt good despite the fact I still look like shit

you don't even deadlift 2pl8s, there's men that deadlift that their first time at the gym, this is just sad, I remember when I was at your situation, felt good and bad to deadlift 2pl8s for the first time for one rep

I'm only on my second month and to be honest I'm already struggling with certain lifts

I've been low test all my life due to being brought up in a poor family, now that I'm somewhat in a stable situation I'm trying to better myself little by little.
I know it's not a big accomplishment but I just thought I'd share it.

nah, good job brah, keep going

>5'6 and 155 pounds

They were fucking with you.

>Work in pharmacy
>pretty jacked, leaning out (6ft around 185 lbs)
>Super tall guy, like 6'5 comes in
>has 1 swollen/thick eyelid because of allergies and with a big smile he asks if I got something for it
>Recommend some antihistamine eyedrops and give him some advice on his ailment
>the guy is smiling, looking at me with dilated pupils
>thanking me 3 times for the advice and says bye

Was a handsome guy too, well dressed and cleancut.

That and random mires from woman all ages ranging from 16 to 85. It's funny though I chat with them, sometimes "flirt" mostly just smiling and making jokes and casual conversation.

Really takes the tism out of you and the customers/patients appreciate it and leave with a smile.

Forgot to mention, they're eyes are always wandering, mostly to chest and arms.

Martin?

why is this so hot. anyone have any more

Steve?

Colombia?

Nope.

Jarno?

Wrong again, what country does Jarno live in?

john smith

Just start identifying as 6'3"

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> 5'6"
>Not a big guy

You're god damned right

She laughing internally.

>10/10
>has a ponny
Jesus..., what a perfect woman.

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>10/10
the fuck are you talking about, you can't even see how big her breasts are. what if she's flat?

>autism confirmed
>I just want to read some news
Good keks user

>TFW rare

Rip you F A M. But at least ur making it

Now seriously what the fuck are YOU talking about? Have you seen this lady before?

What a great sport!

Her form is fucking terrible, what the fuck?
If you think this sad bitch is attractive, at least try and find one that can actually hit a backhand correctly

if you're going to be gay on fit then at least stay in your containment thread, cbt

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olá amigo brasileiro fitcidadão

lmao nice

This ALOT im not even fit.

Just started lifting.

well done

>tall
>get contacts, learn what to do with my hair and facial hair
>turns out I'm actually decently handsome
>start dressing myself in dope clothes that I like
>girls from highschool/uni start comin outta the woodwork liking and "miss u" and "haha omg" on dumb shit I post on normiebook
>I secretly love it
>addicted to female validation from girls I don't care about
>gf gets mad

fug

break up with your gf
fuck sluts
??
profit

Got a boner reading this. Is she legal?

>only post actual mires, not shit like a cashier being polite or a girl making eye contact with you
theres no hope this board is too autistic

>last year
>I was 18 years old
>at a water park with 3 more friends
>they were also 18
>lifting for a year at the time and seeing some gains
>looking better than the average joe, but obv still dyel by Veeky Forums standards
>we get in to a big pool
>see 4 young girls are looking at us and giggling
>we start to play around at the pool doing dumb stuff like jumping and shit
>they start to do exactly the same as us and stare a lot and giggle
>we don't want anything to do with those girls because they're probably 12 years old
>even at that age they're already pretty slutty
>one of the girls flexes a 'cep looking at me and giggles
>they start swimming and showing their ass in the bikini
>one of them looks at me in the eye for a good 5 seconds and bites her lips
>they get closer and closer and I decide to ask how old they are
>they look at each other and all of them say they are 13 years old
>probably lying
>they ask how old we are
>we all say 18, one of the guys lie he is 16
>one of the girls says "no one has to know"
>they get away for some reason
>me and my friends just get out of the pool because we're not pedos
>I don't know how girls that age already have tits and butt, it's mind blowing

Probably the first time I was mired, what a weird experience

Just posted this on another thread

>went out to my friends 20th birthday house party in a tank top
>alot of people were there, wasnt much room to move
> guys trying to get past me would say things like "watch out big guy" or "you're too big man you take up too much space"
> One girl called me Mr. Muscles

That's because he killed nazis like any good American the time.

>icecream in my coffee
is this a thing?

>bad times ahead friend
>maybe no computer, maybe no internet
>i will return
have.. you returned??

Whats up with his nose? It's slanted an accident maybe?

sounds temping as fuck
good on you and your pals to not fall for it

>3 girls mired my teeth last night.
i get teeth mires regularly. anybody else got teeth mired around here?

>5'6
>Not a big guy

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I probably would not have been able to resist the temptation. Maybe to avoid being judged by my friends, but shit, a clean, new, fresh, tight 13 yo pussy... That's a once in a lifetime chance tho.

I'm getting a boner just thinking about this and I'm 24

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>be at niece's birthday dinner tonight at some gimmicky restaurant with movie character servers
>after we eat, deadpool says to me "can you pass me those plates with those big strong arms of yours?"

t-thanks deadpool...

>finally get the balls to ask out a qt
>cold out so wearing layers
>date goes well, take her home, she invites me inside
>things get heavy, tells me to take off my shirt
>hear her say "holy shit" under her breath as i take off my shirt

Hearing that kind shocked admiration was such a turn on. Felt like a god, and fucker her like one.

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>fucker her like one
typer like one too

return to reddit....

keked at this harder than i should. Its time to go to bed

Am 6'1" my dudes. Am I tall enough to escape manlet tier?

Yeah because what a great place America has turned into since the Nazis fell, amirite?

crie evrytim

>send friend baseline pic of self before I start working out
>gay friend who I only know online says "wow user i didnt know you were hot"
>"hehe t-thanks"
>he sends dick pic immediately

What did he mean by this?

Kekkles me sheckles

Dude 1 swolen eyelid is almost never allergies (would be both as wel as usually other symptoms) that's just viral conjunctivitis which will solve itself in a few days.

nobody deadlifts 2pl8 their first time you turbodyel

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Am I the only one that's noticing that 80% of mitin' stories are by kids(~18 y/o)?

No mirin' stories for 25-30 y/o people?

>I think girls just expect it now

I have found this to be true and it infuriates me. Every fat ugly slut thinks they are entitled to some instagram model boyfriend even though they eat, smell and look like a dumpster.
"thin/fit shaming" by fat bitches is done out of spiteful disbelief and jealously that an attractive girl is pulling the good looking guys that fat fucks think they deserve.

>swole pajeet
Fake story

This is hilarious. You people are pretty much on the bottom of society: screeching, entitled manchilden whose regressive political beliefs are a desperate grab at holding on to a dated social order that protects inferior men.
Marriage and "traditional family values" are just ways of controlling women and forcing them to stay with you, because without them, you are completely undesirable. Sexual liberation just means women have their proper right to choose partners, and 4channers hate it and hate women because they don't get chosen. /pol/ is a safe space for precious, protected babies who can't accept that they can't compete in a globalised world.
The "nu-males" and "cucks" that people here laugh at are the ones having sex, socialising, succeeding. It has never been easier to be a superior male. Veeky Forums is where the inferiors are left behind.