At gym

>he shits in the squat rack

You take your squat plug with you in your gym bag and then put it in before you squat. Y-you do have a squat plug, don't you senpai?

Onlt in Italy

what?

I soap my asshole when I take showers. Are you suggesting I shouldn't do this?

So do I.. am I fucking up my anus?

You guys are fucking hilarious

>here in the EU
Leave you globalist faggot the EU isn't a place

After you do a full wipe cleaning (ie up and down and theres nothing there anymore) press the tp against your asshole to clean that asshole. You should see that there is brown circle on the tp, so actually youre not done.

Full wipe then pat down the asshole.

Shoving toilet paper inside your anus is a never ending journey, and dangerous. You're only supposed to wipe the outer surface.

Was it a designated shitting rack? If so then don't worry about it bro.

>pat down

No one is shoving anything in their asshole faggot.

You need to power wash your ass everytime especially if you have a big ass. But ya you going smell shit if you dont when you squat.

If your press toilet paper against your asshole, it's going to go inside.

>visited 10 EU countries only one with regular access to bidets was Italy

M8 you're full of shit

H-How loose is your asshole a-aon?

>EU
>Not a third world shithole

okay muhammad

where i live all the places have it

Im actually laughing so hard rn

whoa lad

I AM TOO OH MY KEK

>not using the bathroom shower head and hand soap to clean your asshole
Oh Americans...

Holy shit nothing has made me laugh this hard in weeks.

>not shoving your finger in your anus and licking till clean

you're supposed to spit on the paper to ensure a cleab butthole man
>inb4 im the only who does it

ya right

I grind the toilet paper. I get it pretty clean for at least 3 wipes before I'm done. If I'm at home I use baby wipes and almost grind again. I also switch hands on both to get into those hard to reach spots and poop naked which allows me to put foot on toilet or sink.

Never had a streak or smelled shit. Excluding when I've pooped my pants.

>I grind the toilet paper
>poop naked which allows me to put foot on toilet or sink
>Excluding when I've pooped my pants

This thread kills the straight guy fantasies

Would rather risk shitting myself or just go home than use a public bathroom

>Not releasing a small turd everytime you go down

I always shower after a poop and thoroughly clean my asshole. Never poop smell. Never skid marks. I was horrified to learn that some people get skid marks. Fucking disgusting. The old analogy of wiping peanut butter out of a carpet with toilet paper holds up very well. Why the fuck does anyone use toilet paper.

>be yuro
>use bidet to shoot water up your ass
>next person uses bidet and shoots poopy HIV infected shit blood up his ass
Yes. Very hygienic yurop we should all follow your example.

dip some in the toilet bowl water before you begin. Take it out, put it on the floor. Take a shit. Wipe with dry toilet paper, then the wet. Finish with another round of the dry. Done.

where do you think you are? When the catalog is full half-naked men you're going to find that many many loose holes amongst the browers

Wtf why wouldn't you just get water from the sink

why the fuck are you putting toilet-wet toilet paper on the floor

thanks for this protip actually

>be pajheet
>consume 200 litres of slave mother's 4 month old molten phaal curry to hydrate myself
>time for my workoutings
>get to gym
>stop to shit in designated shitting squat rack already occupied by 11 other cousin brothers
>use bare hand to scoop away feaces
>combined shit aroma of 200 pajeets in a
50 man space on every inhilation
>super_power_by2020.png

Same. Has to be 2 years since I've taken a dump at a public bathroom. My body is just used to it now I guess cause I never need to take a dump if I'm not home or anywhere my body is accustomed to.

>not going 1/2" to 1" deep into the walls

shiglets

>few chewing minty gum

>here in EU
Fucking globalist.

I live in EU and I never saw any bidet in the toilet.
Btw there's only one solution and the Muslim got it more than 10 centuries ago.
After you take a shit clean yourself up with a bottle of water.

Imagine walking into a restroom and seeing some maniac wiping his ass at the sink.

lmao cleaning your ass with a bottle of water? fuck outta here

>Americans wipe their anus with dry-ass toilet paper and call it good enough
What is wrong with your countrymen. Buy a bidet like a real first worlder.

Yeah, except that shit makes it to the outside over time. You're gonna get shit-stained underwear if you don't clean the pipes well.

With the water present in the bottle you stupid amerifat

No shit, I know that, but its fucking stupid, just wash yourself in the shower, im not squirting a bottle of water up my ass.

Also not amerifat

Don't forget to clean the inside of the asshole with an enema.

We're talking about taking a shit without necessarily use the shower.
The bottle of water is the best solution

Alright keep sticking a bottle of water up your ass lad, ill just shower and come out completely clean.

you are killing you anus gainz

Seek medical care until you get nothing but ghost wipes.

Holy shit this fucking thread.

STILL WAITING FOR THAT user TO EXPLAIN WHY IT'S BAD TO USE SOAP ON YOUR BUTTHOLE

When I have a shit I usually spit on the toilet paper (a lot of spit) to wipe my ass. This is so its like a wet wipe and makes my ass hole way cleaner because I never have wet wipes.

I'm 100% sure I'm the only person that does this.

You might get dry itchy skin around your butthole.
If it hasn't happened yet it probably won't happen.

Anyone here take a shit outside on their gymrivals car? I'm thinking of doing it tonight. Wish me luck Veeky Forums. I will wear a mask so any cams dont pick me up.

When you're in a restaurant and you need to take a dump, where is your shower ?
How you do ?

I sorta do this, but I spit straight up in the air and do a front flip catching the spit right on my anus.

I dont dump in public, I plan my shits, I take this stuff seriously alright?

Come on guys, you're better than this

>not having your bf smell and get off on your sweaty anus each rep...

So you bring a bottle of water to restaurants in the off chance that you'll take a shit and need to clean?

Who the fuck takes a shit in public bathrooms? The only time I'd ever do that if it's diarrhea

At work

In which kind of undeveloped country do you live to have a problem with taking a shit in public toilet ?

...

What happened to me last week is even worse senpai

>at the gym
>took a shit before going to the gym
>wipe well
>spray my anus with cologne just to make sure
>stings like hell
>get to the gym
>go do squats
>halfway through my sets I start smelling shit at the bottom of each rep
>tell myself it's nothing
>after a couple of reps like this I feel my asshole actually stick to both my undies and gym shorts at the bottom of a rep while squatting 100kg
>tfw have to abandon my set and leave the weight on the bar and walk nonchalantly to the bathroom while attempting to hide the small brown o-ring on the back of my shorts where my anus tried to swallow my undies
>tfw left the gym and didn't go back for half a week

what did u even do when u left? did u change before?

Any bros here wipe so much and grind your asshole that it bleeds?
>just trying to be clean

Yes and it made me develop hemroids