Walk into 2011 gym

>enter gym
>notice my cousin Louie and Big Vinny standing is front of the squat rack
>time slows down
>"MA IL MIO MISTERIO E CHIUSO IN ME"
>shit, I'm gonna get done in, shouldn't have gotten greedy with my cut
>"Il NOME MIO NESSUN SAPRA"
>they draw and shoot me several times while I'm unarmed
>Louie stares at me as I die, holding back his tears as he recalls our childhood in Sicily
>give him a look that says, "better me than you kid, better me than you"
>Big Vinny grabs him by the shoulder "what the hell are you waiting for? we have to go!!"
>they exit the gym and leave in big vinny's shitty fiat as the rest of the gym patrons stare in shock
>"DILEGUA O NOTTE! TRAMONTATE STELLE""
>few blocks from there
>my little brother Jimmy is counting the money in a storage unit
>someone bangs on the door
>"who is it?"
>"It's Michael."
>"fucking Michael...?" Jimmy stands up and presses the switch that opens the door, all the while muttering "who's that motherfucker"
>door slowly slides up and reveals that Dirty Russian Bastard with his tommy gun
>empties the whole thing while laughing like a maniac, bullets shred the money which snows down on jimmy's bloody corpse
>back to me, dying on gym floor, people have formed a circle and watch me die in awe without doing anything, some even filming with their phones
>I realize the irony, the absurdity of life, cough blood a few times and die with a painful grin on my face
>"TRAMONTATE STELLE! ALL'ALBA VINCERO!"
>in his office on the 23rd floor of his building, don Cacciatore stares through the window and starts crying

>2013
youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI

I fucking hate that song so much

>enter 2009 gym
>APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

>enter australian gym in 2010
>some lebo cunts with weird haircuts are blasting youtube.com/watch?v=SpW3u8dJl_Q and film themselves working out

>walk into gym in 2011
>WE GON ROCK THE CLUB
>WE GON GO ALL NIGHT
>WE GON LIGHT IT UP- LIKE ITS DYNAMITE!

>2011+6

Fuck

I'm afraid I don't follow this gym mafioso drama

>You got your high brow, switchin' your walk
>And you don't even look when you pass by
>But you don't know the way that you look
>When your steps make that much noise
>SSSSH

I posted the zyzz reference a few posts before yours and now I find myself going through his old vids, the feels are hitting me hard... Used to use them as a motivation while being a Veeky Forumsizen in 2010, time flies
youtube.com/watch?v=5YsGJz3j4os

>Walk into 1940 gym
>Sieg heils to everybody

Stay golden pony boy

/tv/, /pol/, /v/, and /r9k/ are very popular boards, and everyone passes by Veeky Forums at some point.

get out legfag

Top kek fratello

>enter gym in 2012
>TAKE MY NUMBER, CALL ME MAYBE

>walk into c5th bc gym
>olive oil up
>wrestle a qt
>take a liking to him so sodomise him then and there
>he becomes my fucktoy and student
>teach him the ways of starting strength
>get his squat up to 4pl8
>hes ready to take a wife now
>part amiably

based pederasty

>walk into gym 198.6x10
>ITS RAINING BLOOOOOOOD

>doing OHP
>group of somalis come in and take up the olympic platforms
>within 2 minutes the room REEKS of BO
>leave early
FUCK minnesota

wtf i was just listening to that

lol why the fuck wo

uld they put somalis in minnesota of all places

does var count as getting greedy with your cut? don't want none of that big vinny action t b h

we took a shit ton in during the 90's, also doesn't help the twin cities are sanctuary cities

>driving to the gym circa 1995
>Listening to radio
>C O O L V I B R A T I O N S
>Asshole in a red civic almost runs me off the road
WTF I hate ganma now

Remember when everyone used to have impressive lifts and didnt dress like fuccbois and metrosexual looking basketball players.

>walk into gym
>I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE.... I DONT CARE!!!

that was 2015 nigga

>2019 is less than 19 months away
fuck

>Walk into boulder-lifting cave circa 12,000 BC
>Clap-clap bunga rock playing

/thread

>Be Caribbean islander
>2005
>Step into gym
>ELLA LE GUSTA LA GASOLINAAA! DAME MÁS GASOLINAAA

>and I don't bust back because I shoot firrrrrrrrst

>walk into 2017 gym
>pop a perky just to start up

back to Veeky Forums shoo shoo

>walk into 3rd century BC gym
>OH ZEUS GOD DAMN I LOVE ME SOME MANASS

>enter gem 2017
>but heres my number, so call me maybe

>AN THA BOOTS WITH THA FURRRR
>(FURRRR)

what are you saying in italian is kinda similar to the italian opening of sailor moon

>Walk into 2008 gym
>IF YOU COULD SEE THAT I'M THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU
>BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SO WHY CANT YOU SEEEE
>YOU BELONG WITH MEEE
>YOU BELONG WITH ME

What else would you do with light dbs???

I really miss my old gym. They used to blast Rammstein and ACDC all the time. On occasion, they'd breakout classic rock and indie shit like Queens of the Stone Age.

God that was a terrible fucking song.

How the fuck did you end up dealing with Somalis over there? Thought it only was a Yurofag problem

>Go to work as forklift driver in 2014
>Lorde's royal starts playing
>At least twice every hour
>Heard over the whole facility
>Female office workers hijack the radio and guys are too busy working with the trucks to take back their birthright metal music
>Take a shit to escape the awful music
>Write how badly I want to fuck a redhead working in the office on the toilet wall when pooping
>Go home
>come back the next day
>See walls of texts of guys agreeing with fucking redhead on toilet wall
>detailed smutficks on what to do with her ginger minge
>Get to work
>CUZ IM ROOOYAL royyal

>walks into gym in 2017
>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
>I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY

I love this. walks into gym in 2014
>Shake It Off starts playing

>enter early 2000s highschool gym
>CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP AND I'M TRYNA KEEP UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD

>walks into Japanese gym in 2016
>KIMI NO ZENZENZENSE KARA BOKU WA KIMI WO SAGASHI HAJIMETA YO

>walks in gym in 2012
>Call Me Maybe starts playing

>walk into gym in 2013
>STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY begins playing

>tfw the workers at your local gym always put trance music on

>walk in to 2009 gym
>I'm in love with a shooting star but she moves so fast that I can't keep up starts playing

>realize it's actually 2017

thats the only weeb song I can sing from memory

Wtf is a sanctuary city

i honestly wish they played shitty normie songs from a few years ago in my gym. now they only play some easter european, spanish or some weird black guy hypnosis shit.

that song is fucking great.

>enter the gym
>OUT TILL THE SUN UP, CAN'T NOBODY STOP US

reeeee

>don't walk into gym
>feel bad

>be 16 and work at ghetto McDonald's, circa 2011
>Adele rolling in the deep constantly playing while I'm manning the grill
>Fat black female co-workers always sing along
>Skinny white boy Jackson sings along too because it's funny
>Didn't really know who Adele was, but always pictured an obese woman in a kiddie pool
>Turns out she's actually obese

Can confirm
/pol/ brought me here originally

>walk into gym
>THIS LONELINESS IS KILLING ME
>I MUST CONFESS
>I STILL BELIEVE

>INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER!

Minnesomalia

Lateral raises?

a lot of anons from Veeky Forums are here too
I recognize them by memes

>Walk in the gym
>"Walk in the mineshaft all the creepers looking at me"

>Walk into gym
>FREE SHMOKE FREE SHMOKE AY

>this one black guy always takes the treadmill right but the drinking fountain
>essential chokepoint for getting from dumbbells to racks
>dude always projects a 10 foot radius aura off absolute shit smell around him

imagine dragons believer is a fucking great song to work out

kek

>walk into gym 2017
>ROCKABYE BABY DONT YOU CRY

Hello Rebbit!

>enter australian gym
>G'DAY G'DAY

I know this feel.

Bloomington is THE WORST. Tons of them are getting deported tho, thanks to Daddy Trump

it's from puccini's turandot

name a better song from this month or the previous
i'll wait

>walk into designated shitting street gym
>tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak u da da da da da

Minnesota was settled by a lot of Swedes and Norwegians in the 19th century, and as we all know, Swedes are incapable of being apart from Somalians for very long

AND HOW YA GOING

>walk into her majesty's iron hoistery
>MC MENTAL TAKING THIS ONE AWAY
youtube.com/watch?v=pBhnsFAhGx4