Veeky Forums's mad bars

ITT: Rapping about fitness in general.

I'll start.

I like lifting yo grandma for reps
The whole world looks as I flex my ceps

Bonus: Try and make each one more autistic and """"cringy"""" than the last

Gaaaaay

sage and reported

This thread has potential.

Everyday, every weekend, always on Veeky Forums
Life, wondering the meaning of it
Shitty gym sessions got me feeling pretty shit
But luckily, in the end
Atleast I'll be big

How did I do?

Each rep I push the weight of my feels
Imagining making the normies kneel
The iron makes stronger, my body and mind
Now watch as I drops these nasty rhymes

Pull up, 6'4, gonna strangle a fucking manlet with extension cord, sad shit when his mama finds his body gored, don't give a fuck ill sodomize his mama with a barbel and cut her up into a fucking chestboard. Fucking manlets when the fuck will they learn? His girl mirin all the gains I earned.

Veeky Forums rap song in the making, keep going

as it rains i try to get these gains
gallon of milk a day straight to the brains
nobody mirin especially not the dames
my feels are burning hot like a pit of flames

I remember when they laughed at me
I remember when they called me a lanklet and left me on seen
When they called me ugly and wouldn't even give me the time of day
Fastforwarding as quick as the Flash
22 years later and I'm making these gains
22 years later and I'm leaving you bitches on seen
You can't stop me now
Making these gains like I'm stacking these bars
The past is full of reminders
The mistakes and ambitions
The regrets and inaction
Now I gotta make sure I'm pulling this weight
Because the only one who'll look out for me is myself

OP here shits pretty gay but it goes

Feel like shit
Life- wanna quit
Homemade squat rack
Suicidal maniac
Get plates, load 16
Homemade fucking guillotine

call me skelly cause i have no belly
gotta get big gotta go to the deli
and when the day comes the hoes will be mad
ill give them the dick and call them a cab

nigger

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Niggas in here benching less than two-twenty-five for reps
Hoes mirin when I display the ill form in my sets
You can bet your bitch wishes you had half of my gainz
And it ain't no roids faggot, just this Veeky Forums shit in my veins
Shorty behind the desk asked me "how do you do?"
Knew I was alpha as fuck as I replied "y-you too"

gud

One two three four five six seven
I'm so great I go to heaven
I'm so fit all the girls want me
They want me absolutely

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The Lads/ the boys/ the weakfags half-repping out there toys
With the lightweight/ pump straight
Testosterone/masturbate
Lift heavy/Work hard


got bored
dubs and I rap the thread

Kekked at the end thanks

needs some mrains and/or taims

Kek. Good theme user

All I do is lift
All I do is shift
4pl8 off the floor
Lifting heavy mate gotta lift a bit more

At gym I got fins swimming through these sets still don't got a gf cant even lift one plate. I get angry i frustrate new guy lifted one plate on the first day god I hate fucking hate lankets.

And just because im a manlet does not make me a faggot. Im not sumissive I lift weights and have high test. What trap threads aren't gay? Sucking a chicks dick is totally okay!