HELP Veeky Forums PLEASE

HELP Veeky Forums PLEASE

HOW DO I RESPOND TO "HI" REEEEEEEEE

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Say hi back and don't be a fucking autist

is disa a chance to bang?

alternativley

Are you on your phone?

but thats so boring

Pls I want to say something witty

Also how do I respond to the flower one

those chicks are fucking ugly

sometimes i think im gay man, but im not fuckingg gay, the idea of ucking a man makes my feel sick and i hate homosexuals and i love women however fucking normy women like your matches make me sick beause they look like trolls for fuck sake

420 erryday.

Quick ask her if she's an archeologist, because you've got a large bone for her to inspect

>parroting Veeky Forums autism in real life

Fuck off faggot

Jus avin a giggle when ugly girls message me
Quit getting riled up about what you see on a morrocan white elephant fanatic forum

NOT CLEVER AT ALL

AFAIK it's new (ly popular) because mothering sunday or some shit.

I think it's she's thankful to be matched but cannot startva conversation herself for shit.

>matching with ugly girls in the first place

You mean mother's day?

I feel like everyones heard that one

Kek grant me disa digits

I just act as though they haven't said anything.

I like saying "I bet you suck at tennis" or something

Whatever the fuck you want to call it yeah. It's a facebook thing

I dont get these pls explain

>I'm going to use meme arrows and pretend I'm better than the other social retards on this website

These dudes who post tinder screen caps are seriously pathetic. Actually going through the process of saving a picture of 2 lines from your shitty tinder conversation with a dumb slag. Seriously you post it just to feel 10 seconds of excitement to see someone reply with "wow u iz alpha as fuark bro!"

>mothering sunday
kek

Some of them are using a generator.

>i have autism: the post

i don't post my tinder messages but i find them extremely entertaining to look at and they mostly make me laugh, i love these threads

fuck yourself

I just need help responding user

Literally no has said im alpha only like one of the matches is even cute

>implying I have anything else to do with my life
I already know I'm pathetic thanks for rubbing it in user

did I do it right

Some of you autists are way too autistic to even accept an analysis of your retarded behavior

>Hook up apps are real life
M E T A
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Also what should I say to the others?

tell her you have a workout to continue.

>not fuck rosie odonnel, mary latifah, kill adele
not gonna make it

>sending messages to women isnt real life

dumbass

The fact that you are sitting on a website where the most pathetic individuals on the planet congregate, complaining about people being pathetic is a little humorous.
While you're analysis of other may be right, just take a second and think about where you are and who you're talking to my man

Real advice: I hate the banter of back and fourth on dating apps. Just say something akin to "I like your face want to get coffee at x place?" it works like 99 percent of the time for me.

You should have answered the question.

The internet isn't real life you dumbo

>¿En tu casa o en la mía?
>¿Quieres salir conmigo?
>Tienes una sonrisa muy bonita.
>¿Eres modelo?
>¿Puedo ofrecerte una copa?
>¿Crees en el amor a primera vista, o debo pasar de nuevo?
>Eres tan dulce que me duelen los dientes.
>Hola, preciosa.
>¿Te dolió cuando te caíste del cielo?
>Te pareces a mi siguiente novia.
>Cuando Dios inventó la belleza se inspiró en ti.
>Si ser sexy fuese un delito, te pasarías la vida en la cárcel.

Please I still need help what do i say to flower girl

"What does that mean?"

Coño, ellas no hablan español

what is it then

It works as an opener anyway dummy

Ask her about whether she'd snog marry kill Rosie O'Donnell, Adele and whoever the other one is, then post her response as your answer to the other chick.

Up the ante a bit.

Say something like

"hi"

"I don't normally reply to girls that only message hi because that's boring, but you're kind of cute so I'll make an exception in your case."

This will force her to push herself a bit to be more interesting.

It's all about how much effort you can get her to make, the more she does the more invested she will be, and your job becomes infinitely easier.

Tell her you want to hang yourself with her eyebrows

>not riding the yes express

Doesnt that come off as cunty

Update check em

Lol. Meta.

Wow. She's actually really adorable. I dig it.

>trips
also she looks decent, don't fuck it up

>can we get married

"nah but I'll fuck you good and leave you satisfied"

How's Champaign treating you?

kek these were sooo painful.

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

> betraying your waifs pillow for a 3D
You disgust me

bretty gud

Im home for the summer tho

Only correct answer to this was:

Fuck you, kill myself.

>implying the janitors ever do anything on Veeky Forums

His waifu is a 3d

>I gotta get ripped
>Delet all my dating profiles for 35th time
>So lonely at night
>Why won't 6/10 msg back? I'm not even 6?

>are you on your phone?

>I thought it would be funny

She's not decent

I was gonna say. Bit of a fatty

keked

Right lads I just fired up an account (pic related). Any suggestions for a bio? Also thoughts on the skeleton picture... 2 spooky or just right?

Looks like everyday is leg day for her.

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join bois

What the fuck is that third pic

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: the thread

do you even lift lmao

Good pics, you look handsome bro.

Marry Sofia. She looks like the perfect girl for you :)

Why are you and your twin holding hands in pic 5?

Pic 6 is fucking desperate.

>dem quadz
Holy shit.

Pic 4 is desperate*

"is that the best opener you got? step your game up"

HOLY SHIT

I would fucking punch Rosie in the neck and back until her entire backside is a purple, peeling, slimy slab of meat before finishing her with a Shanghai karate crack to the lower end of the spine.

should have just replied "I'll marry, fuck, and then kill you"

Great thinking there.

dubs confirm this was the right move

You mean "marry kill then fuck you"

Go lift with her, ask her about her SS routine.

Nice dub dubs, and nice improvement.

you look like harry potter in that last pic. You do look good tho

Kek

getting Veeky Forums ruined my perception of women too bro. I feel the exact same way about bitches now too.

kek harry potter thing is good addition

At least you matched with someone