Feels General

I went on a lunch date with a girl because we were going to see a movie but it was sold out. I really wanted to try to cheeky arm around the shoulder bit so I did it in the car and I think it just made her uncomfortable. What's the point of losing weight if I can't even be attractive to girls now. Feels bad bros.

Can't do that on a first date big guy

Things are starting to remind me of this girl I really like.

I've been into photography for awhile but now I take pictures of grafitti because this girl likes it and she's always so excited when I show her my pics. And now I'm starting to get into cassettes because she likes that too. I got some cool albums today and found a complete, unabridged set of cassettes of all three Lord of The Rings books for $10. Fuck man... am I becoming autistic??

Nah we've hung out before but not sure if she just sees me as a friend or not. The thing is I asked her to senior prom (I'm 18) and she said yes and her friends were telling me she wanted to go with me so I thought that might have been a signal that she was into me.

Ask her if she felt uncomfortable for the arm thing and tell her how you feel.

>planned to see a movie on a first date
you're lucky it was sold out

movies are the worst first date possible
you're literally on a date to get to know who the other person is and you planned to sit in a dark room for 2 hours with no talking?

>Get job at shitty overpriced guido-owned supermarket
>One of the girls working the cofree shop is cute as fuck
>Super into fitness/shop/healthy eating
>Always makes conversation with me
>Start studying for finals at coffee shop to try talking to her
>One day, walk in with cutoff shirt from old job
>She spots me and proclaims "suns out guns out"
>Flexes a bodyweight bicep
>Jokingly tell her to hit the weights
>She lifts her fucking shirt behind the counter
>Most defined abs I've ever seen, more cut than a high school swimmer
>Ask her to be my abs coach as a reason to hang out
>tfw she's a dyke

I shit you not fit, I fall in love with every lesbian I come across, up to and including Rainbow Dash.

But what if she doesn't feel the same way? I don't have time to find another date and already bought our tickets and everything for the prom. I don't want to make things worse than they already are.

Watch drifters then continue on with the manga

Try one piece, once you get into it, its 10/10.

>be me with decent big arms
>meet cute curvy girl at uni
>we hang out
>asks about my hobbies
>"gym"
>"oh you work out?"
>my insides collapse, all these years of lifting for nothing
It's all pointless bros

Unless your parents are rich you are not going to be a manchild forever.
Be her friend, user.
She will introduce you to her straight female friends if you are bros with her.

This guy knows what's up Also, follow this guy's advice >But what if she doesn't feel the same way

Shit happens, mate. If you like, you can hold off on revealing your actual feelings to her and just wait until after prom. It's possible that she wasn't feeling it when you put your arms around her because she wasn't at that level of familiarity yet, which isn't your fault for making a poor assessment due to misreading the situation.

> I don't have time to find another date and already bought our tickets and everything for the prom

In five months, prom won't matter.

Then tell her you can go there as friends and cut all contact after, if you want her and you are just friends you are going to suffer. Not that her answer is going to be different if you ask her after

You're supposed to talk about the movie afterward, user.

>Seeking external vindication for your own personal pursuits

Dude, do you for your sake. Nobody's going to "get" the reason you do anything. Just enjoy yourself.

The real madara was the only reason i watched the fourth great ninja war

>move back in with parents
>lose every urge to fap

NEETs winning again

If your 18-25 it's all good

Weird kinda feels this morning.

>Having a dream
>It's the not too distant future
>A team of anacharnistic super hackers are hacking asteroids and crashing them into the earths super highways because they're angry robots secretly rule the human race and want to show how valueless life has become
>The police catch them
>They are sentenced to death
>Meanwhile I am injured for unknown reasons and require a full body transplant
>I get the body of one of the hackers
>As I get used to his new body the victims of the hackers tell me to be careful with my evil new body
>I show my new body to my gf
>I'm a manlet
>I'm chubby
>I have girly legs
>I get a boner
>I look at my penis, It's long and whirly and entirely prehensile
>I scream
>gf screams
>A meteor hits the road outside
>The hackers are still going!
>I wake up

It was super vivid brah.

hes saying she couldnt see his gains

we need some fit feels memes in here. More like this

That's very interesting

Bought a Veeky Forums pass. Literally paying to post here. Feels weird, man.

>dumbbell press
>grip slips
>crush nads with 45
>hunched over in pain
>tearing up
>wheezing
>dry heaving
>turning from red to purple
>no one saw nor helped nor cared

Pic related

>no one saw nor helped nor cared
This is a very good thing though.

>was 1200 under calorie goal yesterday
>it's 10:45 and i'm 1000 under for today
>tempted to hit up the mackies down the road a tad
should i do it, lads? was probably gonna get 2 mcdoubles. i think together it's about 800 calories and 45-50g protein.

There is no better wingman than a lesbian. It's like having a double agent working for you. You may have a shot at not just a lesbian wingman, but a lesbian wingman who can get you shredded abs. You lucked the fuck out.

>start seeing girl
>she tells me 10/10 first date
>things going really awesome etc
>she has me meet her best friend and plans a trip for us out of town
>We even spent the day at fucking disneyland
>Goes away to coachella for the weekend
>goes cold on me like instantly, no more texts or snaps
>Stands me up for 3 weeks after she gets back saying shes sick and has finals
>Finally have to pry it out of her that she doesn't want to see me anymore
>Feel terrible ever since, gains aren't being made etc

Pretty sure I got turbo chad'd and kept on ice as a backup guy. Seriously Veeky Forums, women not even once.

I feel unearthly sadness

>disneyland
lol

did you at least get laid?

why are we even people?

yes multiple times

#!!$.8e what is this mean?

>Goes away to coachella
Yep that'll do it.

my bad delete this garbage!

She even told me I'll have to come with her to the one next year kek. I feel so stupid.

>another /sg/ poster on fit

Don't let one woman ruin it for you user.

The world will end one day and so will we

did she say why she doesnt want to see you anymore?

BELIEVE IT