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I'm out here tryna get my nutt succed

Abcdefg are you dtf with me?

Just try to control your autism

I listen to twenty one pilots and cold play because I am a depressed insecure 20year old who is very sensitive to cyber bullying and I'm stressed out and I just need a girlfriend who can make me feel so much better about myself but I'm very ugly and nobody likes me.

What's faster than a nigger stealing a TV?
His homie stealing an XBOX

Last chick on the bottom is not bad

What the fuck is this

incredible

She said she loved her dog and martinis

Good to know she'll never love you either

>What if there was this cute dog named Martini tho?

Had a good chuckle at this one mate

Just b urself

Ya ever ate a man's ass before?

Pol being pol

>how many jews did in the holocaust
million
>the correct answer is not enough

Sides.

Last chick is crazy. Pls avoid for continued sanity!!!!

But what if I want to ride the crazy coaster?

She has a choker on ffs, you've practically got the tip in already

Good, cause we can either kill some martinis together or I can kill your dog alone. Your choice.

If you can't love yourself then how the hell you gonna love somebody else

Nice

Her face looks like Pepe. You should be fine since you're already used to interacting with frogposters.

fucking lost it

we need to have more threads like these specifically for fucking with normies

this

waifu-tier

>your teeth would look good on the floor of my bedroom ;)

c-can you fit into this outfit?

rolling for this

I can't stop laughing

rolling for "fuck off normo"

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>Haha yeah

>Haha yeah

any way to save this ? I don't know where I went wrong

Weird, I thought tinder didn't let you send pictures?

Haha yeah

>I don't know where I went wrong

>I don't know where I went wrong
Well, technically your parents did

Mate, I don't know what to say. You're very lucky she even replied.

fucking kek never change Veeky Forums

You can send gifs from their library, not your own pics

And that gif was one of them? I guess Tinder knows what's up.

>like why would you even Send that
bitch did you forgot the purpose of this app ? delete your acc, you waste of time.

Heh

>"Oh I'm sorry, I'm just going to carry-on"

If dubs

>I missclicked. Let's fuck.

girls put zero effort in and are unfunny/witty mostly responding with haha or what?

You won't get laid if you can't seduce her yourself because even if we help you now, you're on your own in person and if you don't have a clue what to do or say you'll fail.

After "lol!" was the perfect time to ask for her number.

ok here's what you send

yes
lets me down everytime, because youre realise shes not interested when she doesnt put effort

>Haha yeah

To be fair, while guys put in more effort, they're mostly not witty either.

it shits me, they swiped me, then they get disinterested and reply with 'haha' but will never ever ever unmatch me first

Do you guys follow /soc/'s advice or nah?

It seems to me like they play it as a strategy game (critical appraisals of everything in bios and shit like that) instead of just making their own bio and having a go, and I'm skeptical of that being effective because I flaunt their rules and get plenty of matches

Fuck off

I don't even use Tinder, I just give people hilariously bad advice because nobody seems to be able to tell the difference.

Yep

Think of it this way, you get another chance or you annoy the shit out of them until they unmatch.

I annoyed a chick for 2 weeks and she still wouldn't unmatch, just kept giving short answers

No /soc/ has turned it into some PUA shit.
Everyone thinks their success is down to the rules but we all know it's just how clear your pics are and how attractive you are.

You didn't troll hard enough m8

If this isn't obvious to you then you don't know anything about women

I know about women but somehow I still expect them to act like a rational human being

It'll never happen

Zijn jullie die hekkers die wereldwijd bedrijven gehekt hebben??

Fuck, wrong thread. How do I delete this

alt + F4

delet your account

go back to netherlands fag

-curacao man

this

If you think behavior isn't an important part of gaining and maintaining attraction you have to be 15 or delusional. If you're a model and you're trying to hook up with a 4/10, obviously you can say what you want. If you're going for somebody in your own league, then yeah you'd better think ahead your strategy. As an example, being clingy as shit will turn off any girl, even if it feels "natural". We know what females like/dislike (based on evolution) so it's important to not fall for beginner (14-17 year old) mistakes

>meet girl at school who seems into me
>we hang out for 2-3 weeks
>she doesn't say much in person and replies with: lol, haha, yes, no, and all other 1-2 word replies in text
>figure she's not interested and stop talking to her
>she starts texting me asking why I never talk to her
>tell her why
>she says that she really likes me
>okay
>try texting her
>still one word replies
>stop talking to her
>repeating this every fucking week for the past 4 months
>at the point where I get visibly angry when I see her "Hey" text

They must get off on being illogical.

i was in a 4 year relationship that was like this

Go back to surinam, fag.

if you haven't fucked a chick by the 2 week mark then it's not going to happen

No thanks, you don't deserve it you objectifying cunt

Who gives a shit about texting? Just meet her in real life and fuck her.

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suck a dick faggot.

We don't even live near each other anymore. She moved to the other side of the country and is still sending me this shit.

>perfect time to ask for her number
>ask for her number while texting her

What do I say

fucking a twink in boipuccy is less gay than being fucked by a woman with a strap on bra

Got room?

ever been bleached my pretty little nigress?

Lol wicked

Got room?

Didn't some guy said the monkey emoji has some hidden meaning? What does it mean when the monkey covers his eyes!?!?

that's a nigger though....