3 months since having sex

I haven't even kissed in more than a year, you get used to it.

i haven't kissed a girl in 20 years

i'm 26

At least you got your first kiss at 6, in my case it was 19

>Be turned 30
>9 months since I've had sex
>Stopped beating off since porn was making me depressed
>Spend all my time either at gym or working one job or another so very low chance of meeting a gril
>Is this the beginning of the end?

[spoiler]it was my sister[/spoiler]

i haven't had sex in 8 years

That's hot

i'm now obsessed with kissing. i've fapped to lesbian kissing videos so many times, i honestly don't know what will happen to me if/when i kiss a girl.

How old was she
How did it happen
Dry or wet kiss

she's a year older
we were in the bath
wet (it was her who initiated tongues)

>3 years since gay sex
>have gf
>she doesn't have a dick
>frustrated

>we were in the bath

stop cheapening my childhood please

months since having sex
>complaining about it
>on Veeky Forums
>mfw

>be 18 yo
>have had sex regularly since I was 13
>last night spent about 30 minutes fisting my 16 yo gf

get your life together OP, you're a fucking mess

The fuck is wrong with you?
It's literally been 3 months to the day for me and I experience none of that. If anything, my standards are higher now than they used to be

Pls post story

yeah im at like 7 months since ex breakup and my standards are super high now especially for a gf and not just hooking up, even though ive been with like 1 person

this happened to me on vacation after 4 days of no sex (my wife wasnt with me and I was in a shithole country with no whores).

How did you manage to last 3 months?

>tfw haven't had sex in 22 years

Not everyone on this board is a beta virgin that's just you faggots from r9k

>never had sex
>cant possible miss it

checkmate normalfags

>6 months since having sex a 9/10
>now just fucking a 7/10
>it's pretty much a pity fuck
>she doesn't know
>still thinks I'm the man of her dreams
>mfw

>its another "everyone on Veeky Forums's fit board is an alpha male" thread

yawn

No.

People can't co tribute if they haven't had sex fucktard

Clearly it will seem full of "alphas"

Get control over it user.

Feels better to fap less tbqh. It's difficult but try user, seriously.

Mfw 1 month no sex/nofap/cold showers/8 hour sleep

Get on my level you primal fag

wew lad that is by definition my greatest fear of being that pity fuck

what's that from lmao

>ASCENDED

>tfw khv
>tfw never been to r9k

Start fasting and read at least 2 hours a day, then you ascend to literal God mode.

>not being a virgin makes you an alpha

yes

t. loser in his late 20s

You fucked it

Now stay away from our girls, keep getting 30 year old manlets hitting up my girl in the club, go pay off your mortgage or summic am i right hahahahahahahaha

Nah seriously, might be time to join a few clubs or something?

>start limiting fap to once a week
>by end of each weak my balls and prostate feel swollen and painful, to the point where walking around gets impaired.
Is this shit normal?

how do you even get to fisting someone

Sort yourselves out

How nature intended you to be bro

Feel empowered by it, motivated by, day by day you grow more powerful, moulded by it.

I'm one month in, shit you not some dutch girl i was talking to in the bar said she could feel my power. FEEL IT, EMBRACE IT

>had sex once tweaked out at 18
>21 clean and natty, more beta than when i was dyel mode
I mean I've long forgone 3d but man I still remember the feeling.

I see, brother; strength through suffering.

this make zero fucking sense if anything i cant focus on anything because im horny all the time

Try 8 years.

Control your primal urges

You was a man
You are built for this, those urges you feel, to fuck anything that moves, will subconsciously help you out when you need it. Forget about it, the urges will subdue, but the benefits remain.

Rise above it, we are gods among men, who are foolish to be tempted by the flesh, our testosterone courses through our vains. Eat your veggies, drink plenty of water, 8 hours of sleep, cold showers, get back to me in a month, if you don't score a girl, i'll suck your fucking pulsating cock

>single but don't find any interest in girls I see
>meet qt and we start going out
>every girl I see I imagine pounding her pussy
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>control your primal urges
>to fuck a girl

confused_anime_girl.jpg

>never going to make it
(serious) for (You)

This path is a mysterious one
But worth it
Want to get your dicky sticky, stop playing with you wang and start

A S C E N D I N G

this is the kind of shitposting i like. not that blacked (you) sweetie cuck shit

Either try something out of your comfort zone or move your comfort zone to a new location.

I'm going on 4 years of sex-less life. WITH chances...

It honestly sucks. Too many incompatible women in god damn Florida.

One finger at a time.

>hey bb want sum fist in you pussay?

How do you feel bro? Are you woke?

If op is really that desperate, set up a Tinder account and find someone who's just looking for a hookup or rent a hooker. Not that hard

Feeling better than I ever have, probably because all this shit isn't broscience and actually does put your life on track. I mean it's basic discipline, i never had it, never had to work hard in my life, been costing by life just riding the river you know. I feel like i'm actually working for something, working out, cold showers, not jacking off, i feel stronger everyday and to know i did this for myself and haven't been given it? Priceless

Pretty much the only way to totally making it.

>monk mode (nofap, nosex etc)
>vitamins
>proteins
>supplements

I'll have sex with you.

What kind of clubs would you recommend?

He's not wrong. When you stop beating off you give off a different vibe than when you constantly do it. Maybe it's hormones, maybe it's some weird qi woo-woo shit or maybe God's just a dick and the only way you can get the woman you want is by not constantly desiring one. No fap is the way to over come (with time) that constant feeling of desire.

You in SoCal?

bi-fag here. I've only ever done dudes and I kinda hate myself for only every shagging dudes. should I no fap until I get a grill on my dick?

John?

> 3 months
> Wahhh help me

You are a fucking normie, get out.

> Think no-fap is a meme
> Try it out anyway
> 4 days later
> Full of energy and want to fuck every girl with breasts larger then B cup

Yes

You just be gay, it's easier that way.

*You should just be gay

>hasnt had sex in 3 months
Try 20 years you normie fuck
>jacks off 2x a day
thats not even that much desu

You are weak.

I have gone three years without it and though it does suck, I have never been happier.

If pussy came with no strings attatched, I would be all in, but I am a bit of a known figure in my city and most of the girls I have met are aware of it and something tells me that they would try to black mail me after we did the nasty.

If you are a literal nobody, but have the ability to bring pussy in, stop complaining and just get some already or learn to deal with it.

dam dude that s good cuz yo momma lips have been on my dick.

its okay man :C mouths are pretty gross anyways

CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

story time pls

I know that feel bro

The test courses in you my son go out and fuck

>This week, gonna have sex for the first time since winter
Feels p good!

What are your comments on the proposed allegations that you regularly visit and participate in the alt-right child porn ring known as Veeky Forums, Mr. Mayor?

You have two options. Go GET some pussy, or go get a life. Find a hobby, participate in intelligent thought/conversation. You already seem downright addicted, so acknowledge how bad it really is (because I can't) and go fix it.

In my case it just got me to fuck girls I was already fucking, more often. I'd not invite them over because it was much easier to just jerk off.

It's okay to admit you're banging a boom boom girl

> have a girlfriend
> get sex regularly

life's pretty gud guys

Man I miss having a GF, it's really the best for sex.

I haven't even pursued any women since breaking up with my ex, even turned down some girl who was in my bed after she helped me move some furniture.

Guys please help me. How do i improve my libido? I want to fuck like 3 times a day. Please help

I think your current course of action has assured that you won't have to worry about what you do while kissing a girl

Take a multivitamin. Stop eating like shit. Start running.

>5 years since last had sex
>no wait it's been 6 years and I've lost track
really I don't even miss it. I miss cuddling. still not enough to make an effort.

>not having an anime body pillow

anime pillow won't kiss me good night or look cute and messy in the morning when I wake up before her

>normies
Theyre called normalfags. You need to go back.

I'm fit, about 14% bf. 186lbs, 6'1. I take all my supplements, and eat healthy.
Any thing else i can do?

Maybe you just seem like a fag to qts. Maybe you're visibly worrying too much and not showing confidence.

Wtf are you ok about? I have no issues getting with females. My problem is, I want to be a monster in bed. Like mentally i want to fuck women 24*7, but my body/penis does not support it.