I work as a programmer for a company but the new manager wants to instill a healthier workforce so in 2 weeks there will be competition event where we have to run 2km (1,25 miles) in 10 minutes to keep or jobs.
I've never really run in my life before outside of school and when I tried it earlier today I only managed to run 1,28 km (0,8 miles) in 10 minutes.
Will I be able to make it? Will I have to start looking for a new job?
Joseph Martinez
That sounds fucking ridiculous and possibly illegal
Kayden Young
kek your manager is alpha as fuck
Anyway, just keep running at every day until there's like 2 days left to the competition, rest 1-2 days and you're good. Get proper nutrition as well dont eat fucking redbulls and chips or whatever the fuck
Ian Cruz
Losing your job because you are a fat fuck who doesn't respect himself is illegal.
John Lewis
fatties deserve to be unemployed but thats obviously against equal opportunity in the workplace
Zachary Morris
literally illegal
Benjamin Scott
was at your point, ran a half marathon 3 month later, just keep at it user
Nathaniel Reyes
illegal, but pretty based
Gabriel Hall
>tfw got fired yesterday I called my boss a fat piece a shit and told him to go fuck himself It was very empowering
Aiden Garcia
Smart manager >Fatties who can't run quit >workplace filled with fit people who are less likely to get sick and have lower healthcare costs