Tinder Thread

Waiting for my response lads, did I do good?

>calling a girl potato
great job

>now lemme mash dem potatoes
>no homo

holy shit, that's a shitty line if I've ever seen one
this might work to be honest, it's actually funny.

>if
>if you were a potato

should be fine girls are great at thinking rationally and not getting emotional in the face of hypotheticals

This would turn your lame opener into a 10/10 panty dropper

get me laid Veeky Forums

i know you were being sarcastic, but that reminded me of when a girl got really pissy when i used the koala line. had to unmatch her, she wouldn't let it go, kek.

She'll reply if youre good looking.

say

>my hobbies are netflix and food
>replies with only emojis
>swipe left if [you have a political opinion]
>my friends made this profile for me xD
why are tinder girls so awful

because they're on a fucking hookup app.
if you're looking for wife material get off tinder

i just want a fuckbuddy who isn't completely mentally unstable

I used this line as well , wish me luck boyos

What is the koala line?

how are you so good at girls?

right boys were in business, how do I adapt the masking line?

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lemme mash
LEMME MASH!!!

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How could you fuck that up, you fucking retard
>That's cool I suppose
Did you think that sounded smooth?

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>bitch I don't want to eat you, I want to stick my dick in you
SAY IT

>you have yet to witness the atrocities I am willing to commit
DO IT

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your right if she is looking to be mistreated but this is probably her just fishing for a compliment