Why does it seem like most of Veeky Forums are legit alphaest of alpha males?
You all are mostly tall, jacked, handsome, very smart and fuck countless hot girls or have beautiful girlfriends despite most of this board being 16-19 years old. The population of this Veeky Forums board are like the most alpha men of society congregated in one place.
What are your secrets to being so alpha?
Asher Myers
can tell op aint alpha
Lincoln Wilson
its all in the wrist
Ryan Morris
Simply faking it, at least for me.
Lucas Kelly
obviously im not, its why i want to get the secrets to success from this board. you guys have more sexual partners at 17-18 than most guys have in their entire lives
Dylan White
>Why does it seem like most of Veeky Forums are legit alphaest of alpha males?
Juan Howard
It's all an illusion.
Nolan King
I had sex sith 3 different girls before the age the age of 18 am i alpha?
Andrew Ward
Are we on the same board? Those types are the minority
Jayden Phillips
constant huge "sexual fitness" threads.
constant new threads made about guys gfs
even feel threads talk about their girlfriends
i dont know where you are looking
Nicholas Miller
Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefuly brahs, this is a confession. It's a fucking act, there is no alphas on here. We are all sad cunts, DYELs, pretending to be lifting on a daily basis.
Levi Ward
This, wristlets ain't never gonna make it
Jaxson Martinez
im not tall, jacked, handsome or very smart. i've never touched a girl. i'm 24.
David Collins
kek
Gavin Smith
shhhh, you're not supposed to say it out loud >mfw havent' been to the gym in a month fugg
Nolan Reyes
its just genetic lottery, I got lucky being tall, my mom was a track runner and dad a football player so I can put on muscle and take off fat like nothing. I'm smart but too goddamn lazy to apply myself to anything but hoisting. There is no secret to being alpha, either you are or you are not. Maybe some test would help you?
Isaac Young
>not been to the gym in a month
prepare to feel suicidal when you go back. or if you go back faggot.
Hunter Jones
I have a paper deadline this Friday (fuck you NIPS), so I probably won't be back until the weekend.
Not worried though, I do this all the time: start lifting, get into the groove, get depressed, stop lifting, rinse and repeat
Ryan Phillips
>Veeky Forums >alpha >tall >jacked >handsome >smart >fuck countless hot girls/beautiful girlfriends Nah mate, Veeky Forums is the new /r9k/.
Gavin Harris
I see, I myself have a 500 word essay due by friday and I don't think I'll have 45 minutes to better myself either. fucking college man
Jayden Robinson
Top kek
Charles Roberts
kek, but I don't think you know what I'm talking about. this is a conference paper, and I'm basically gonna be pulling all-nighters for the next 5 days.
shouldn't even be on here but I'm hungover af
Ryan Ross
>It's a fucking act, there is no alphas on here. >We are all sad cunts, DYELs, pretending to be lifting on a daily basis. No fucking shit. OP was clearly being facetious. Veeky Forums is a fucking mess of insecure teenagers and manchildren. You only get a few anons whose egos are in check, and are actually successful in at least one metric
Carter Anderson
this. Veeky Forums is a eLARP board
Leo Lee
> highly successful across multiple metrics > not successful in social metric and watch people with less success in aforementioned metrics be happier than me