How does one become Chad?

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cant be done. you are born chad

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>be born
>wait till 20 years old
>check if chad
>if not commit suicide
>no proof that reincarnation isnt real
>no proof that it is real
>50/50 chance of being reincarnated as chad or stacy
>repeat until chad or stacy

why is his dick so small

OP.

You need the Face, Height, Frame and Status to become a Chad.

Face - You need to have a classically handsome 7/10 + face, low bodyfat %, prominent and chiseled lower jaw, strong jaw, strong chin, non receding hairline, browridge/eye depth, great eye area (no bug eyes, but hooded slit like eyes or pretty eyes), lush and thick dark eyebrows, and good coloring of face (tan skin, brown hair, blonde hair blue eyes or brown eyes ), harmonious symmetrical facial features

Height - You need to be 6 foot or above (minimum) or maybe even 5 10 or higher

Frame - You need the frame, the broad shoulders to become a chad, big shoulder to waist ratio, amazing genetic insertions for prime muscle building

Status- you need to be well known among your social circles, you have tons of succesful chad and stacy friends, you get invited to parties on the daily, popular, play a sport like lacrosse, football or baseball and be good at it


Style - wear whatever the fuck you want, usually chads wear athleticl gear (athletic shorts joggers, and a shirt), frat clothing (shorts, tanktops, frat stuff) or instagram fashion style (like nick batemen)

Well, id say lift to at least ottermode, maintain a low body fat percentage to bring out your jawline and sharper features, get a nice haircut, get Veeky Forumsshionable, and i guarantee you'll be way more confident in yourself and your chances will already be tremendously higher idk how to get to chad mode without being born lucky but doing this will definitely help you out

Chads usually have haircuts that compliment their face. Usually they keep it short. longer on top, shorter on sides (side part, undercuts, pompadour, whatever looks good). Sometimes, they rock the lacrosse flows (medium length long hair) but shorter hair looks better on their faces.

Buzzcuts are not really chaddish, but is more of a black chad thing (Tyrone, Jamal).

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Except you'll see it before 20 Tbh, once incel always incel

the guy above u already wrote a guide to become chad.

and what is your definiton of ottermode? the/fa/ seems to obssessed with that type of body, even though they can't really pin down what it is.

Forgot to add this to the FACE category, but Chads usually have thick necks that frame their jaws.

You just need to be low body fat with defined abs so do a lot of core work if your arms are super small maybe do pushups or benchpress until you have some thickness. Id say pic related is bottom line ottermode.

That's way too fucking skinny to be bottom line ottermode. I'm pretty sure bottom line ottermode is brad pit.

> no frame

He doesn't have broad shoulders or a V Taper. And looks like a skinny 12 year old. I don't even think that is ottermode, more like thinspo mode.

He has a tiny frame, tiny skeleton, small wrists, no v taper, pencil neck, and the body only appeals to Jailbait (13 year olds).


Chad is more like pic related, the guy on the right.

cold showers is a meme and pretty much gives you no real benefits.

prove me wrong.

>no proof that reincarnation isn't real
It's not in The Bible

because only men care about it

Yea thick neck is essential

Forgot water fasting

also /noalcohol

That guy looks really good no homo

What if Chad is really depressed?

he's still Chad.

What if youre in some semi-Chad zone? I feel like Im between the Chad/Beta looks

Thad

No

What are the requirements to be a Stacy?

i would hang out with this guy

Dima/10

Vagina and tits

I have vagina and tits and don't feel like a Stacy

Yep, I'm sure every Chad does all of those things

Fag

Be valued by Chad as more than a mere sexual object (but also as a sexual object).

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this:
>/cold shower

you know its not but your cognitive dissonance convinces you nah bro don't bother its a meme.

you don't have to be a scientist to know that waking up in the morning and being cold as fuck for 2-3 minutes greatly increases your heart rate and blood flow which is what most of the benefits like increased alertness are from.

but no, it's 'a meme'. no, you're just a lazy fucking faggot who convinces yourself that doing things that suck don't bring you benefits and taking warm 10 minute showers like a woman is the same thing as a man's shower

If you need showers to be alerted then you're not gonna make it.

>implying people don't wake up and still feel groggy after getting dressed.

great rebuttle champ. Like a real man who made it, I wake up and am in and out of the bathroom in about a total of 5 minutes and as wake as can be no cup of coffee

but nah you're right cold showers are a meme

This is like that fucking retard that was gonna sleep in his truck because that's what entrepreneurs do.

if he takes the 'first one in last one out' and 'anything it takes to succeed' attitude to full lengths he WILL make it, even if he does unnecessary things along the way.

Everyone wants to get in shape but everyone is looking for the diet where you can eat whatever the fuck you want and still lose weight or the workout plan you can do the least possible and still gain muscle. If you just do things that suck with a goal in mind, they'll almost always pay dividends

You're wasting your time on insignificant things.

this is actually the correct answer.

you can't be a chad and not be handsome (born with it) 6 foot+ (born with it) and have a good frame (born with it).

hence, you need to be born as a chad.

this is a 'don't pass go' kinda thing

if you cant meet those benchmarks you can't even attempt to make yourself a chad.

looks lil bit too faggy to be chad.

more like gay male model

If you are a white girl. Be Veeky Forums, get a tan, dye your hair blonde, and have a bunch of friends that are stacies as well

>dye your hair blonde
Don't.

Natty or no deal.

I live in the southeastern US, and 50 percent of stacies dye their hair blonde. And like 90 percent of them suntans

nah those are basic beckies. stacies do stacy, trendsetters never got caught doing what 50% of other hoes are doing

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Have an alpha father and therefore the following genetics
>tall (6'2 and up)
>thick wrists, neck, dick
>wide shoulders, narrow hips, long legs and arms
>thick hair
>great jawline, great teeth, good skin, Straight nose, good facial symmetry
>all these things which indicate great health, ideal hormonal profile and over all good genetics

This. You either got it or you don`t.

>lacrosse
opinion discarded

>nothing about IQ

Maybe you can't become a chad but you can always improve how attractive you are to women. Telling yourself that you will never achieve greatness and allowing yourself to stagnate in progress is weakness.

>blonde
>"man"
Not gonna make it

no one who is aware of the concept of "chad" will ever be chad

Nigga plz

I-I drive a BMW

Applications for chad status will be denied without a bachelor's degree and 3 years of work experience with at least one promotion.

Until then, the best you can be is Brad.

Everything else is right, though.

not the poster but i play lacrosse professionally.

its pretty fun, make some spare change on the side and get to travel to some cool places for free on the weekends, its obviously not football/basketball/baseball/hockey money, but it is an extra 20-30k in my pocket to play something i enjoy on the weekends a couple months of the year.

can one become a pseudo-chad if one wasnt born with it?
basically being better than all the non-chads but not better than the true chads

>wait till 20 years old

hol up
you know if you chad at 12-15
no need to wait 20 years to run reincarnation game

Grooming and style is a huge part

Get that sorted and people will be more willing to overlook your glaring flaws

More like 2 years from being a gunther
>Severe balding at temporal points
> long and combed back tuft of hair to cover receeding frontal hairline
>wirey and greying side hair
> ugly t zone
>shit tier freckled skin

That's not how reincarnation works. Every time you kill yourself you come back with worse stats than before as punishment

How do I get 8 hours of sleep, I consistently get 6 hours tops, cant seem to force myself any longer than that

Fellow laxbro here,
What team you play for?

nope

be born with good genetics to parents who raise you well

>just be well groomed and fashionable bro

SS + GOMAD

We really need to do some infantile hypnosis like they do in A Brave New World

then all you fags will be happy with your lot in life and never want more than you have

besides according to pic related most of you aren't even classified as beta, you're actually gamma

I'm failing in status part. Life fucked me pretty bad...

Nah this looks more like a Brad.

He just looks like a bro with interesting hobbies, close friend of Chad but it doesn't mean he won't play some melee with Eugene sometimes. Has the potential to slay but prefers to stick with one girl, quality over quantity.

>/coldshower
I'm from Russia and everyone knows here that cold showers and cold baths are unhealthy. The real benefits you can get only from contrast showers and banya.

Who's eugene

How are they unhealthy? Anyone care to elaborate?

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ive heard if you arent born into it you can always run phenibut for the rest of your life

The telephone... why is this so accurate.

SKULLMOGGED

Get Veeky Forums, grow beard

why is that bitch wearing roman soldier sanda-boots

wilson form house/10

what if it took me an extra semester but i majored in bio. Can i still be chad?

>mfw I was listening to base god while browsing.
youtube.com/watch?v=r33Mcq-Lc70

>pic says nick.jpg
It's not fucking Chad you faggot

this
Nick Squintman is far from being a Chad

You need to have IQ below 130 to even start with, but after that point idk what you will need in order to reach the objective state

just be yourself

Be Chad already
/thread

What did Dr Grup mean by this?

>tfw you hair is naturally golden blonde and you walk around looking at all the Staceys with their fucked up chemical-looking blond hair

gg western civilization
all I wanted was a blond qt with whom to pass on my blond genes

Brad is the Alpha+ desu family man

Wud bust the biggest nut in this guy

>long legs
That's feminine

>How does one become Chad
1. Stop lifting
2. Do a real sport

Cope, Chad intellectualmogs any STEMcel cuckold despite playing video games all day and only showing up in the last 15 minutes for the final exam

>baseball
>sport
so you're american then. i'll just disregard whatever it is you're trying to say.

short torso is feminine

having long legs and long torso is masculine