Sipps fucking suck(s?)

I just bought this monster no calories no sugar energy garbage because of Veeky Forums. How are you people drinking this garbage

It's a meme u fucktard xD ! XD

just drink water and end a workout with whey.

if you need a boost argenine suppliments are easy and safe.

it's literally one (1) man forcing the meme

>buying into a meme

prob monster marketers going after a niche group. I dunno why the fuck anyone would drink this in consideration of their fitness.

i fell for it too buddy, its gonna be fine.

i took one sip of that garbage and its still sitting there completely full. the monster marketers know what they are doing.

its fucking good u faggot. kys

You just bought the wrong flavor for your tastes, buy more cans goy

le trolled epically

It's all advertising.
I used to kind of like the coffee-flavored monsters when I'm hiking and just want to buy something with a bunch of caffeine from a gas station. But ever since this bullshit started I'm never buying one again because it'll mean the advertising worked on me and I hate losing.

this
webm related.
it's monster's market evaluation and advertising strategy.

they are trying to push monster as a healthy workout drink so that athletes will buy it.

It says to have a presence on video streaming sites and names them, never mentions anything else as far as internet presence.

At some point you just have to accept sip induced autism for what it is.

>Desired Target Audience:
>Everyday students, workers and athletes...

it doesn't need to mention spamming shit on Veeky Forums.
you can hire filthy pajeets to do that.

OP here. I only bought one can. So happy I didn't fall for it too hard. Still $2 down the drain though

make sure you eat something while you drink that garbage or your heart will start racing and you'll feel all jittery.

Lol you bought the wrong flavor. Gj on buying the watered down piss flavor.

>I

not taking in any sips
>sips for bitch's
>not making it
>sips4dips

SIPP UNTIL YOUR HEART BURSTSᵀᴹ

I'm so mad I fell for the bullshit marketing too.
SIPS A SHIT

PUSSH YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM BEYOND ITS LIMITSᵀᴹ

honestly the people who drink this, answer this.

WHY? It tastes so synthetic, like a fake taste that shouldnt exist.

>primary competitors
Who the fuck drinks this garbage? Haven't even heard of amp energy and rockstar