Pro's of being Veeky Forums

I'll join you

I want to make my sweetheart enjoy my milkshake, ima google this shiz to make the ultimate cum cocktail

Do you guys get a lot of passive agressive comments from jealous non fit people?

>skinnyfat nerdvirgin here
>what kind of a girl doesn't always swallow in a relationship?
The vast vast majority of them, user. Most hookers won't do it, even if you offer them extra $. How is your relationship with Pornhub going?

I've been in 8 relationships all my gfs swallowed

lmao you've clearly got no sex appeal to the people you've fucked, if you did they would do whatever you wanted to make you feel as good as possible.

>overcompensating this much
had many relationships with prostitutes, huh?
obviously a one night stand is different but not swallowing in a relationship is like making someone wear a rubber in a relationship. you just don't do it.

this, my ex gf hated sucking dick in general but she did it and swallowed as well to make me feel good.

Being the strongest person you or your friends know.

Ratchet than the ugliest.

...

I confidently stand by my assertion that none of you have ever had sex with a woman, let alone been in a relationship with one.
Women in relationships are not concerned with making you feel good. They're concerned with you making *them* feel good and buying them shit. When they hit 30, they're concerned with getting married and opening a joint bank account. You know when they want something from you because they come into the living room when you're watching football and start to give you a bj. This creates a massive dilemma because you desperately want the bj, but you know it's going to come at a terrible cost later. You accept the bj.
>Had many relationships with prostitutes?
One does not have a relationship with a prostitute, kiddo. One fucks them, leaves some cash on the sideboard, and never speaks of it again, unless comparing notes with friends at the bar. Have I fucked whores? Of course I've fucked whores you sadsack. I served. I got horny. I fucked a few whores. I have no regrets.
You, on the other hand, are so insecure that you'll still be a virgin in your 40's because you're scared that even a hooker will judge you.

Well I eat both

>I had my heart broken by some slut and now can't fall in love again

lmao keep telling yourself that man and I will continue to have my cum swallowed my some cuties

Literally this. Its insane projection.

>lmao keep telling yourself that man and I will continue to have my cum swallowed my some cuties
>pic related
I wouldn't call him a qt, but he's young I guess. Each to their own...

Real kneeslapper then my dude

Gay guys always swallow

Love? What has love got to do with it, dipshit? Do I love my gf? Sure, in the same way but a little less than I love my dog, Assbreath. Does she love me? Sure, as much as any woman can love a man. My knowledge of evolutionary biology isn't trumped by your Disney-induced Utopian fantasies, kiddo.
Unless they were molested by Uncle Joe as pre-teens, women do not crave sex constantly like men do. They can quite easily go without it, or they can quite easily fap or find it elsewhere. Therefore, all women will inevitably learn to use it as a weapon to their advantage in any relationship. A woman will seek to please you only when she desires something in return. To seek to please you at all times would render her powerless in any relationship, since she is inferior in every other way, so the rest of the time she goes through the motions. She will let you cum on her face, but her post-jizz face will reflect her mild disgust with you. Anal is absolutely out of the question.
All women are sluts, Chunk. They evolved to be sluts. The only thing that stops them acting on it is the fear of having to downgrade their lifestyles. No matter how much you think you're imaginary gf loves you, she will dump you for Chad in a New York minute if he earns more than you and shows an interest in her.
Acknowledge this and you might have a shot at a successful relationship. Ignore it and you'll die the virgin you are today, surrounded by jizz bottles and used hankies.

Man you sound boring as fuck, go outside a bit more and might realize the world isn't quite as shit as your monitor makes it seem.

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>analytical philosophy is bullshit, user. Empiricism is a lie. Post-modernism leads to revelation. Zizek is based
>ignore biological imperatives. Reality is a social construct
>I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid
>when did you last let your heart decide?

cmon man its too early in the day for this
its day in day out with this

You're right bro. I'm going to the gym. Make today count.

being able to name a variety of different muscle groups
confidence increases
altered body dismorphia
disgust for the fat and lazy
disgust for those who eat like shit

>Thread is about pros of being Veeky Forums.
>/r9k/ incels come in with their projection and derail the thread with beta shit.

Every. Time. I don't even know why I still browse this shithole honestly.

>can wear some basic ass jeans and a black shirt and still look better than 99% of all Veeky Forumsggots

*unseaths katana*
*teleports behind you*

>back from gym
>Thread was about being Veeky Forums making your jizz taste sweet
>I added that eating pineapple also did this, and that it contains good enzymes
>Nerdvirgin decided he had to shitpost with tales of imaginary girlfriends all desperate to gargle his jizz
>I say what every bro who's put his actual penis inside an actual female knows just by reading this faggot's brony-tier wet-larp: that he'll die a virgin
>pic related, his actual xp of jizzing in girls mouths

Why *do* you browse this shithole, faggot, when you can't even recognize who the /r9k/fag is? He decided he wanted to shitpost. He got shitposted back.

*nothing personnel*

desu wa~

how many fedoras do you own?
serious question

I don't require a fedora in order to deal with skidmark-tier edgebro's, edgebro. Any edge I bring to bear is a virtue of regular exercise and a good diet, and nothing else.
Faggot wants to shitpost me and claim he's had 8 gf's who all liked to lube their bronchials with his spunk, he's asking for it. Not like I can Rule 31 him, so all that's left is to respond to his pathetic attempt to shitpost with maximum counter-shitlordery.
For obvious reasons, this particular subject matter is triggering to a lot of skinnyfats lurking on Veeky Forums, who feel obliged to come to the aid of their spiritual brother. I mean, if faggots can't larp about their fantasy sex lives on Veeky Forums, what the fuck *can* they do? So they rose up and joined forces with one another - pic related - in an attempt to preserve the one thing that prevents them from an heroing themselves each day - the ability to live vicariously as sexually prolific Chad's on Veeky Forums. And you felt compelled to join them...

How many fedoras do *you* own, faggot?

Go away tumblr

NO I don't socialize

>Came to find out how to make sweet smelling semen.
>OP, this user^^, and user replying to this user, literally only anons staying on-topic and giving out useful tips.
>this user includes humorous anecdote about gf swallowing pineapple-flavored semen
>cue invasion of fedora-wearing neet edgelords implying he's a faggot because they've all had dozens of 10/10 qt's who got 100% of their calorific intake from edgelord baby seed
>none of them actually post anything on-topic
>white knights join the thread to accuse pineapple bro of shitposting and derailing
>suggest pineapple bro wears a fedora
>pineapple bro out shitposts them all at every turn, including with this, frankly, God-tier effort that likely sailed over the heads of all of his challengers
>has already acknowledged he's shitposting several times, faggots keep coming back for more
>*still* got his daily workout in
This pineapple bro keeps BTFOing y'all, and y'all keep coming back for more, like you showed him or something. This is newfags vs. oldfag shitlording at its finest and I feel privileged to have witnessed it.