Pro's of being Veeky Forums

>Semen smells good and sweet
>Feel more active
>not tired
>can wake up early without dying

Not being a slob

Gainz

>Feel Better
>Look Better
>Perform Better

/thread

Cons:

-less time
-can be costly, you literally have to consume more food
-painful journey
-risk of injury working out

pro : getting fit

>Semen smells good and sweet
That's wrong if your diet is high in protein.
The only time your semen would taste sweet is if you ate a shitton of fruit and nothing else.

>always been Veeky Forums
>always looking for new ways to improve
>begin eating pineapple every day for the enzyyyymes yo!
>gf never been a swallower, done it a few times during drunken sex, just to please me
>gf can't get enough of pineapple flavored jizz. Literally rolls it around on her tongue, makes me squeeze out every last drop, rubs it on her teeth and shit

i have none of those benefits. am I still Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums?

what kind of a girl doesn't always swallow in a relationship?