>Walk into a Japanese gym
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Walk into a Japanese gym
Nolan King
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Ryan Nelson
>be myself
>black belt Judo
>brown belt BJJ
>visiting Japan
>always have gi with me, wherever I go
>go to Jap BJJ class
>BTFO everyone there, even coach can't tap me
>feel like Miyamoto Musashi on first visit to Kyoto
>imagine the Japs will come up with cool name and create new legend about the white dog who came to their dojo and conquered all before him
>can now die happy
Connor Wilson
>walk into gym
>complete silence
>complete darkness
>feel incredibly sad
>feel aimless and hopeless
>turn on lights
>wasn't the gym, actually was my life
Evan Edwards
Everyone in Japan thinks working out is gay, so all Veeky Forums people are actually full homo.
Then they wonder why white people "steal" all the pucci.
Colton Barnes
>walk into american gym
>burger music plays
Joseph Evans
> hey Toshi-san, remember that pig dog that showed up to the dojo and went ham on all of our white belts even though it was only suppose to be a light sparring session. So then Sensei had to step in even though he's 98 just to stop the guy and the pig dog sledged senseis bad knee and stole his belt before running off?
> Not really Kuri-chan, was that the pig dog from Wednesday or the one from last week? Sensei says he has to keep the storage room full of belts just so the gaijans leave after they one
Ayden Howard
pig dog is german senpai
Brody Morris
>Weight 250 lbs
>Sumo wrestle 120lbs japanese men
>It must have been for my superior skills
Ryan Adams
>Everyone in Japan thinks working out is gay, so all Veeky Forums people are actually full homo.
I imagine their gyms are full of absolute bros once they get the idea that you're never going to give up your ass. Must have a great sense of community. Their homos have just ascended to the level where they realize that lifting and bros before hoes is the meaning of life.
Jack Hill
As a guy who is a regular at a Japanese dojo you aren't unique. Smarmy cock heads like you come in every other week. Nothing wrong with some sparring but your attitude is cringy