Reminder that you can't lift feels away

Reminder that you can't lift feels away.

Iron has no feeling

tfw I automatically push girls away who're interested in me :/

Pic hits too close to home tbqh.

I wonder what it's like to be not asexual.

Kind of like how you are now but without the whole pretentious autistic asshole thing

i tried having sex on 3 different occasions when i was still in HS. not once was i able to put it in because it was too big and they were too tight

now i'm 28 and still a virgin

Yo same. At this point I don't even care about being loved anymore. I'm only 24 but a kv and i'm sure in the next few years i'll be enough of an emotionless husk that it won't hurt anymore.

>tfw you told yourself at 17 you don't want to be thinking about her in 5 years
>tfw 23 still think about what I missed

haha sehr lustig mein freund :'^)

Who else here is top ten percent?

I just can't get myself to love anyone, not even my parents

> tfw missed getting EU first Illidan kill in TBC because I was jealous that Rogue CL was prio on glaives instead of me
I still think every single day about that moment

I'm a faggot so I'm not really sure how any of this works. Do I just get sorcerous power be default?

I had a gf from age 15-16 but haven't had any romantic relationship since then and I'm 21 now. What does that make me?

This can't be real, theres no way its 80%, the people getting tested either lied to hide their shame or used some mental gymnastics like wanking counts as vaginal sex since you watch porn. It's probably around good 50-60%

ouch man. that is gonna hurt for a long ass time. hope you will pull through

Also lost virginity at age 15, but haven't gotten any since age 16, except for whores, which I paid.

Is oral sex BJ or kissing? No, its not obvious in this context. Surprising numbers though. Didnt know so many were virgins

edgy

>no more than 50-60% of the population have sex
are you insane? that is a serious level of coping.

>vaginal intercourse
It doesn't include the gays

Anyone would rather be a virgin than a homo so that doesnt matter.

>5 years till I become a wizard hulk

What do you think the percentage is then ? When I said 50-60 I was being generous

>wizard hulk
combat wizard?

Hit me hard too, almost became a wizard but I cracked at 26 and started paying for sex.

At this point the only thing I hate more than women is myself, and the only thing I hate more than myself is anyone in a relationship

well and truly is anything as pure and joyful as teenage love?

paying doesn't count. you're still a virgin. it only counts if you do it with someone who does it because they are into you not because you pay them

Lol Gotteeem

No, you actually are just that broken Tbh

virgins: ~5% at most for women, ~10% at most for men
currently sexually active: ~90% for women, ~60% for men

Nah, it counts. I'm just no better off for it.

> Pay them with dinner
> Just pay them cash

Funny and provocative fact about gays is that most of them have actually had sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

Yes... People who know they only like the benis, still get more pussy than most of us.

>not splitting
what a gentleman you must be. still totally different story. when you buy escort you know what you are getting. when you "buy" as you so put it a girl you invite on a date you are dealing with a wrapped present and aren't sure what's inside

>27
>Only had sex with hookers
>One hooker i saw regularly next me because she didnt want to see me become addicted
>Another qt 21 yr old hooker who i had been seeing for 8 months didnt understand why i kept coming back and kept asking why i didnt just get a gf

Some girls are clueless about shit but im glad to see some hookers have hearts.

>be 22 years old
>got a teenage girlfriend

What am I?

child rapist

What if I fucked some teen slut while being 28 or something? Does this count or no lol

Elliot rodgers; The thread

>tfw you just barely mad it in under the line, but you know you'll never have a chance to experience what you missed when you were 13-16

I had the opportunities, too, but I was a total moron and fucked it all up

>just turned 18
>rejected the only grill that could have been my gf because im afraid of rejection
At least I c-can still lift it away r-right?

Actually you don't know what you're getting, whore mongering is can be risky. None of this has anything to do with having sexual intercourse not counting as losing your virginity though. It's like saying a rape victim or a porn star is a virgin.

I wish I could go back to even feeling like that.
>Have a regular I've seen for 3 years
>She actually fucking sets me up and robs me one night.
>Months later find out her junkie ass died of OD.
>Actually fucked up enough to feel bad for her and kinda miss her.

Some of them really are decent people, but it's really no different than the real thing. One day everything isn't okay.

>rejected because afraid of rejection

Story of my life.

>he manages to get girls interested in him
I've never felt that... How is it user.
;_;
Fuck, I should have stayed in /pol/ where I belong, this place is as bad as /r9k/

What the fuck is this r/9k bullshit?

I'm saying this as a 28 year old virgin - they're actually having sex and pair-bonding. It's abnormal not to be, even in today's world. You really are that broken. The first step is accepting it.

I'm a normal person. I'd be extremely surprised to find another normal person who hasn't had sex. You're just experiencing confirmation bias. You're a wizard virgin and therefore only hang out with other wizard virgins, so that is the norm to you.

20
n/a
;_; I wish it were the other way around

I found my first boyfriend with 24 years. It was magical. It still is.
Never give up.

DELET THIS

Ok, so I'm 20 and have am a KHV. Am I past the point of no return or do I have until my 21st birthday?

I turned 21 without ever holding hands with a girl and now i'm 22 with 8 girls fucked to the counter.

If you're only autismo but you have a good looking face, just lift and go on tinder dates, at some point sex will happen

Its not about sex its about having innocent teen love

love isn't real

Just because we'll never know of it doesn't mean it's real.

>innocent teenage love

Stop falling for memes.

>tfw born in 1988 and still a virgin
>tfw you look up a pornstar and find she was born in 1998
>Tfw girls born in the 2000s will be doing porn in a few months

Damn

gods, love, unicorns, natty gainz, all that shit isn't real
wake up

>they're actually having sex and pair-bonding
lol

people who post this garbage to troll others are just subconsciously trolling themselves to believe it just like with manlet meme

that's why you will never make it

Great post man really made me think.

Veeky Forums memes - Most of the mediocre looking, short/skinny/fat etc. People I know have gotten laid

I don't usually find my self in the same boat as other anons but I am legitimately saddened that I never got to experience any of that young love/romance shit, even if it's just a meme.

On top of this I'm also skeletor mode so I have a shitload of work to do.

The closest I got was making out with a cute 17 to when i was 21 (legal here).

and banging an 18yo who was in her last year of school.

Are you retarded? I'm amazed at how low the value is, to be honest. Normal, well-adjusted human beings have sex and relationships in their adult life. I'm not surprised that it doesn't reach 100% at any point, but looking at how low the numbers are around age 30 is shocking.

17. Lucky. So much sex then... dry for 3 yrs now though, since 20. Could be worse

16, dry spell for 4 years, since 20 too

coming close to 5 if I don't get my dick wet this summer

you bet it could be worse user

Was an orbiter in highschool and got my first gf this year in college, there's hope if you treat women like real people instead of on a pedestal

>sumo

>like her
>she likes me back
>don't like her anymore

Post your cock. Or gtfo with that bullshit

i got my first real girlfriend when i was 21 and i'm still together with her (26)
i was a virgin until 19

I'm 25 and have a 19 year old gf who is innocent as fuck and lost her virginity to me (well her dad took it but anyway) foh

Im 21 now and i remember being 18 and 19 and thinking i looked okay but not the best i could be to get a girlfriend. If i was 18 again i dont think anything would change because i have a really peculiar personality but i definitely would have had a better chance back then.

TLDR You guys that are young dont miss out on teenage pussy, dont fuck about, dont think your special or need to wait, nobody is going to fucking come boy, dont think you need to lift more weights, just fucking do it or youll regret forever, theres a whole horde of 50 year old men who try and attract girls your age because they cant get them on looks, you can though cause your their age, or suffer the consequences and become that 50 year old rich daddy who never caught.

I met my 18 year old GF when I was 21. My first GF who I lost my V too. Still together now. This chart is bullshit.

>when TLDR is longer that the rest of the post

Literally the only point of fucking a virgin is if you're experienced and you get your kick out of teaching a virgin how to fuck. But a virgin fucking another virgin is just aweful

Would girls auto-hate you if they knew you were a virgin and never had a relationship in your mid 20s? Not that people like this actually know any girls.

MUSCLE WIZARD

I'm a virgin but why do people talk about sex like it's rocket science?
I mean isn't it just rubbing your things together....?

"Love" is just a chemical reaction girls use to force men into committed relationships so they can use your money and resources to improve their lives at your expense.

Just like most everyday skills you have to learn, it's not rocket science but the first few times suck and then it gets much better. While losing virginity is symbolic for most people, the actual sex they had is rarely refered as the best sex they ever had once they've gotten more experience.

It's like learning how to ride a bike. The first time is clumsy, most people quickly get how it works, some people get really good at it.

Remember dude, study counts gays as virgins.

id imagine the appeal is less pressure. Fucking a nonvirgin especially if you're an embarrassingly old virgin would feel more awkward than another virgin who is in no position to judge

nah I never had a shot

reminder that I dont care

true but that's not taking into account the increasing difficulty of finding another virgin as you get older. The pressure is now about finding someone in a similar situation rather than the actual sexual act.

Also it's not that hard to fuck a girl really. I lost my virginity to a girl who had experience in the field, I was a little clumsy but as long as you know basic human female anatomy, have watched porn to learn about the positions and communicate your desires I don't think it's possible for a girl to know you're a virgin.

>"I-I d-d dd-on't caaare!!!!!"

this happened to me too first time. gladly we were dating and not just a random lay so I got a second go at it and in spooning position it worked. after she got used to it and I got the routine down it worked fine whichever way

ps. my dick is not huge