>Lift at the gym
>Resting
>Instagram gym-stacey stands in front of me
>She does barbell rows with her ass out
>Mildly checking out her ass (not really staring)
>She seems to notice be because of the mirror
>She turns around and looks mildly annoyed
>"Why are you looking at my ass?" she asks loudly so everyone around hear
>"Why would I not?" I respond
>Guys arounds laugh their asses off
>She kinda smiles and though it was funny
Am I the "funny guy" at the gym now?
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No, you're a randomer no-one cares about, just like befire.
should've asked her if she was working out faggot.
>Why would I not?
Beta.
What happened was you stopped being autistic for two seconds and acted like a cool, witty, real person. Then you instantly reverted to type and posted it on Veeky Forums.
Kek, nice one op.
Underrated
You actually did well assuming this isn't bullshit. Most dudes would apologize and spill their spaghetti.
>"why would I not"
>witty
>not the lame word game that every kid learns to play when they're 6
He basically did the pseud equivalent of "nu uh, you"
>Bitch obnoxiously puts him on the spot
>Everyone watches to see user piss his pants
>"why would I not"
>Bros admire anons gumption
>Bitch goes with the crowd because that's what they do
He did well.
Pro-tip, the last half of the story is made up.