>Lift at the gym
>Resting
>Instagram gym-stacey stands in front of me
>She does barbell rows with her ass out
>Mildly checking out her ass (not really staring)
>She seems to notice be because of the mirror
>She turns around and looks mildly annoyed
>"Why are you looking at my ass?" she asks loudly so everyone around hear
>"Why would I not?" I respond
>Guys arounds laugh their asses off
>She kinda smiles and though it was funny
Am I the "funny guy" at the gym now?
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No, you're a randomer no-one cares about, just like befire.
should've asked her if she was working out faggot.
>Why would I not?
Beta.
What happened was you stopped being autistic for two seconds and acted like a cool, witty, real person. Then you instantly reverted to type and posted it on Veeky Forums.
Kek, nice one op.
Underrated
You actually did well assuming this isn't bullshit. Most dudes would apologize and spill their spaghetti.
>"why would I not"
>witty
>not the lame word game that every kid learns to play when they're 6
He basically did the pseud equivalent of "nu uh, you"
>Bitch obnoxiously puts him on the spot
>Everyone watches to see user piss his pants
>"why would I not"
>Bros admire anons gumption
>Bitch goes with the crowd because that's what they do
He did well.
Pro-tip, the last half of the story is made up.
She probably smiled because she understood that she lost once everyone else laughed. Couldn't succeed making a scene now.
Anyways, nice response OP
me rn
you did gud mate
who this is?
>At the gym, need to do rows to finish my workout
>Some fat, sweaty guy in basketball shorts is sitting there breathing heavily and taking up most of the mirror space
>Wait a few minutes for him to leave but he just sits there mumbling to himself between breaths
>Fuck it I need to finish my workout and go home
>Grab a barbell and start doing rows next to him
>He is blatantly staring at my ass and starts mumbling about how I'm an "instagram slut"
>Turn around and ask him if he could move over a bit
>"W-WHY WOULD I NOT?!" he yells and starts chuckling to himself
>Everyone else around us looks over nervously
>He picks up his gallon jug of milk and storms off, still mumbling to himself about someone named Stacey and his "fortune"
Gallon of milk was the only good bit
At least you tried.
this is way more plausible than OPs story
>be in gym
>doing weighted pull ups
>hit a new PR of 42kg for 5 reps at 84kg
>catch 2 of the bigger gym bros exchange an impressed look in the mirror
lol what
Might not be high level wit but the point is he didn't apologize or shy away like a beta would.
Yo, that deer is my spirit animal.
Don't listen to anyone else in this thread op. That was a good, witty reply.
Nicely done.
You are going to make it.
>everyone in the thread says it was pretty witty and alpha
>one autistic faggot keeps shitting on OP's response going as far as making a shitty "the other side" green text
Nah, pretty much everyone except for some salty faggot agree he did good.
i think he made it up
ive been here for years and i posted countless made up stories that only happened in my head
thats pretty impressive bro
>at gym
>hit the lat pulldown machine
>guy across the gym springs to his feet
>walks over with purpose
>folds arms, paces back and forth, eyeballing me
>wft.jpeg
>working out at the gym
>3.14 qt does rows while checking me out
>some fat retard with huge legs comes by me and says gomad + SS right bro?
>ok..
>he says check this out and goes behind qt staring at her ass
>while maintining eye contact with me. He takes out his iphone 4 and snaps a picture
>he forgot the sound on
>she turns around and tells him not to look at her ass
>he says why not and winks at me
>everyone is looking at me assuming im his buddy
>this fool doesnt leave me a chance
>i decide to kick his ass. His lack of upper body makes it very easy
> after i kick him out Qt is mirin gard
> this is a good time for a deadlift pr
> lmao6plates
> with every rep qt moans
> bros from all over the gym comes watching me lift
>people are counting my reps
>after 10x10 i pull down my pants
>everyone is cheering for qt
>i see the weirdo from before staring at me fro the window, his about to cry
>qt goes to work. Its amazing. My glutes are hurting from the pr so she rubs them and presses on them
>i unload. The cum on her face is perfectly aligned with the tears of the weirdo outside
>wake up and realise im staring at a girls ass
>she turns around and calls me on it
>mfw
tfw when some guys looking at you in the gym
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>literally projecting
But seriously, that's sad.
Worth the read
your first day on this website bro?
What a wild ride
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
Thanks for posting that for free idiot now i will make Reddit karma points from this hehe!
Have fun with your meagre couple of (you)s while i get literally hundrets of upvotes from my fellow redditor friends.
Theyll call me hillarious and ill be known as that "epic gym story guy" on my account, sucker!
>She turns around and looks mildly annoyed
>"Why are you looking at my ass?" she asks loudly so everyone around hear
ITT everyone is so socially retarded that they actually believe this is how a girl would react to someone looking at their ass at the gym
Joe? Is that you
Point is he didn't back down and apologize like a cuck.
kekerooney
no, it's nate
Ignore the projecting fags itt, you did good. Now all you need to do is act like that every moment of every day.
No dumbass. Maintained frame. Didn't apologize. Actually alpha.