/fraud/

>tfw shorter than a 6'8 manlet

I rage hard natty and harder on roids but I watch my temper so I don't lose my gains in a jail

Only ever had emotional sides except on tren.
And tren wasn't really roid rage, so much as roid everything is slightly more irritating and annoying.

I think a lot of the roid rage stuff is placebo.

It's not placebo, it's just less "rage" and more "moody girl"

I'm a pretty mellow dude, except for when it comes to competitive video games. roids didn't change that.

though I haven't experienced tren yet so, who knows

>"moody girl"
That's a good way of putting it. Sometimes hormones make you hormonal.

My sister's unit had a bunch of guys who roided. She used to make fun of them for being moody and bloated and having synchronized cycles.

I was eating this girl out and I just started eating her ass out of nowhere. I used to think that shit was nasty but for some reason in the moment I just went for it and it was great. she loved it too even though she told me she was super against anal.

sex is weird.

...

I like you.
Go away. If you don't die suffocating in ass fat with a puffy asshole pressed to your tongue then you probably didn't deserve to live, you stupid asshole.

it really is the fines way to dine

Fuck, this dude would probably make even the Mountain look small

I've got Kallman Syndrome which in simple words means I cant produce testosterone (same symptoms as Llinefelter but different causes), doc's changed my prescription to doing Sustanon injection every month to applying 50mg of Testogel everyday because I still got very low testosterone. How long does it take for gel to take effect?

Test/Var made me a sobbing mess constantly, I'd be watching something and like, a tiny moment of emotion between two people would occur and I'd burst out into tears.

It only gets worse now that estro is here. Fug. I must I must increase my bust.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I feel nothing on day 5 of 250 test 350 tren 90 winny

It's amazing.

Crashing my test WITH NO SURVIVORS so my doc takes me off clomid and gives me injections.

I actually have no idea. my doc said if i'd prefer'd gel i could get that too but he said its more expensive aswell as iffy with bio-availability.

a sustanon injection every month? wew lad i'd fucking kill myself. ask him for nebido.

pussy

Fuck man, that's shway. I'm glad you're not getting any feedback, although I've never done anything past basic cutting stacks and dicking with S4/GW.

>TRT edition
I've wanted to get my hormone levels checked since I have several symptoms of low test.
I've heard doctors are very reluctant to prescribe TRT and will instead prescribe antidepressants.

If my results showed I had lower than average test, how can I ensure I'm prescribed TRT?

I was wine drunk like all day yesterday too and I was amazing. No feels. My only overriding emotion was "I was to do cocaine off my exes tits".

Dht And hard androgens are a life saver.

Get it from an underground 'compounding' pharmacy, that's guaranteed to get you what you need my friend. Plus, no pesky doctors giving you chewy happiness.

I was a fuckwit and ran LGD-4033 and after my 8 week cycle, my nuts shrank quite a bit. I ran clomid @ 50/50/50/50 and nolva @ 20/20/20/20 and they have yet to return to size. Grabbed some DAA to see if that helps but nothing noticeable yet, getting blood work done in a week. I have been able to keep my gains made though so I can't imagine I'm totally shut down. Anyway, how fucked am I?

>someone pls respond

your doctor is a dumb ape who knows nothing about trt. let me guess, it's a woman?

gel is gonna be just as shit

>Serum testosterone concentrations increase from the first hour after an application, reaching steady state from day two.
>Administration of 5 g (50mg of testosterone) of Testogel produces an average testosterone concentration increase of approximately 2.5 ng/ml (8,7 nmol/l) in plasma
250 ng/dl for your stupid shit lmao

self-trt or get an actual endo/non-retarded-ape doctor my dude

i wish i would get a penny everytime someone gets meme'd by peptides.

Peptides work. Lgd is a sarm though.

So I'm wondering if your brain hasn't rotted from memes?

I ran lgd-4033 for 10 weeks at 10mg/day before my first real cycle and my balls came back naturally within a couple of weeks, no pct.

you went fucking crazy with the nolva + clomid pct dude.

sarm

Day 5 of my anavar cycle, I feel a bit more of a pump while working out but that's it. Do I have to be sub 15% to get the dry veiny look from anavar?

If I ever run anything in the future I'll probably go 500mg Test-E/week. I feel so fucking stupid. It definitely worked but I didn't think I'd suffer such suppression.

ofcourse they work, people just think they are safer than roids or give as much results as a good ol test blast when they dont.

Okay but sarms like lgd and peptides aren't the same thing.

Not going to see him till early next year. I. It was either this or Nebido and he said he was gonna start me on this and do some blood tests to see if the levels increase. I didn't mind the injections

Nah, it's a guy. was only getting 6 nmol/l on sustanon. Thanks for the info, that sucks to hear that gel is shit

God, fuck. There's an Aldi down the road from me and they sell this bottle of fortified cooking cherry called Apera Cream or some shit. It's $5 for 11 standards. If I was ever going to smash a bottle of seroquel and go ninis forever that'd be the initial step.

Oi, can you clear up some shit for me Bimb? SARMs, bullshit or not? I mean, anecdotally they worked for me but it could just be a psychosomatic thing. They were nothing compared to real gear that's for sure but I feel like GW really does increase my endurance and recovery. Then again, I've been retarded before and it won't be the last time.

You would think but it seriously fucked with my test. My nuts shrank and I sort of hit the panic button. Again, I was a moron and didn't expect to have that side effect

> have tons of vials
> im just cutting
> dont really need to be running all this gear
> Im cutting and gaining muscle
I will damn near eat some chips and salsa, and then it will turn into 5 lbs of muscle on my traps and delts. lol.

I just got about 3 lbs of Mexican food and I'm "cutting".

I'm an idiot don't ask me things.

sustanon is not suited for monthly injections. in theory sustanon is always a weird ass retarded rollercoaster.

im so happy my doc is not a fucking retard and prescribes me actual cypionate.

That guy is a headlet. My giant head looks shot on my dyel body but once I'm massive I'll be set.

What kinda gains did you get from lgd? Currently on day 8 10mgs a day and seem to be filling out a bit

my pumps were insane, I gained a lot of muscle mass, lost a good portion of it in the weeks after. was definitely much better than natty but nothing to go crazy about, basically babby's first attempt at enhanced lifting.

then I decided to pull the trigger and actually put a needle in my butt.

Yeah, that was what he was telling me, It gives you high test for a short period then your test levels crash. Well, I'm fucked no matter what. I'll wait and see a bit to see if the gel works well, if not then I'll complain again regarding low test and ask for Nebido

where you from? extremely retarded your doc knows that its retarded but still does it.

betting theres insurance shit involved or something else.

> one of my nipples is small and erect
> the other is large and flat
Never had this happen before... hmmm...

Anyways, since upping my Adex the gyno has gone down significantly, I'm still unsure about running Ralox but I might keep some on hand. How long will it last?

do i need to worry about any tren sides at all if I plan on running 200 mg Tren A with 500 mg of Test E ??. Ive done dbol ( 40 mg ) with test ( 500 mg ) before and i dont get estrogenic sides beside face acne.

From the UK, so it's very cheap on the NHS.

dude you can legally buy and at the current prices in UK you'd be cheaper off buying UGL.

I ran LGD for 8 weeks @ 5mg, had great gains and kept them. Aside from the ball shrinkage, I enjoyed it. Could seriously lift all day

Only time I ever got excessively angry on roids was due to gf bullshit

If you have someone pushing your buttons incessantly, roids amplify your response

Granted, the way I reacted was imo justified but still i was mad af

The only time I ever get angry is when women are shitty

You need to be

post nipples

What are you running m8?

Your doc sounds like a fucking retard.

Wow bimbo you really were right that denying girls sex makes them mad af.

>ex wanted to come and have sex today
>tell her to fuck off drunkenly last night
>she goes fucking haywire, calls me the whole morning
>literally fucking begging and shit explicit and everything
>continue my drunken hangover morning as usual and vomit in the sink (i know my kitchen tiles are ugly you shit christian)
>at 1 pm she is literally standing in front of my door knocking and screaming
>she lives 50km away and took 2 trains and a bus and walked another 10mins to my house
>screaming at first was just obscenities and insults
>slowly turned into "i'll do anything please"
>continues for about 20 minutes
>open the door and tell her maybe next week and shut the door again
>silence for a good 2 minutes then some more screaming and then she finally left

what the fuck, my ex is batshit crazy.

Yeah my ex is doing the same shit she's called twice today.

This didn't happen

also, anyone experience pinning with 22g?

ran out of 25g's and fucked up ordering too late. will be pinning vg's.

What kind of vagina dose is 200mg a week? How exactly does that divide by 7 days into a needle, smart guy?

200mg a DAY pussy

Fucking idiot then what's 200 divided by 24?

using grey ones, I think they are the smallest aside from slin pins.
Takes a while but worth it.

lol i see we got another steroid role player here. 200 mg a week of ace is good dose for first cycle with tren for sure. you would know that if you ever run it.

I'll take the bait
50 mg EOD you dumbass

yeah its the grey ones, hows the pain on injection compared to smaller needles?

>not ragefucking her for the effort

That would be rewarding bad behavior. He should have told her to get food, and then told her to go away.

>23 years story of fucking his ex on and off
>gives advice

actually makes sense

>mfw when a 2/10 cardio bunny miwlf asks me how long I've been working out for at the treadmills and does the weird old lady muscle touch thing.

I think she wanted to cook me dinner and make my bed for me.

>look through last year's late 2015 - early 2016 pictures where I did a proper bulk and gained a fuckton muscle and fat, to later add cardio to my workouts along with a strict diet to gain leanness
>look -way- bigger than I do now while being almost as lean
>go off cycle during summer and get some really bad health issues late 2016 preventing me to work out
>start again this year
>fat
>dyel
>think I'm able to manage bulk+cut but fail miserably
>do the suicide meme cut with dnp+starve+cardio
>compare pics now with early 2016 and notice how much less muscle mass I have now while about the same leanness
>pure regret
I'm not even sure I want to share my suicide cut day-by-day progress pictures anymore because your laughs will just add to that regret, but I guess a promise is a promise. Will quit in a few days.

if you cant take criticism i wouldn't suggest posting it here.

posting a progress pic on social media is ez tier, reddit is still easy, cbt threads are still kinda easy and in general Veeky Forums and fraud are harsh as fuck.

theres a huge gap in what a normal person finds big and what fit finds big and not even talking about what fraud thinks big is.

tl dr dont even bother reading the shit anonymous people fling at you.

then we are talking about different grey pins. They are 27g I think

thats 175mg a week, you dumbass

daxtrio.nl/bd-microlance-22g-07x50mm-zwart-injectienaalden.html

haters gonna hate friendo

do it anyway, i'm thinking of trying the same cut and wanna see how it went

laughable.
All you people who can't do shit without roids will always look like shit.
Fuck, no idea how to diet or eat, and still you roid. And there you are you fat dyel looser kek

muh disability

amazon.de/STERICAN-Kan-Luer-Lok-40x20mm-Gr-20-grau/dp/B001LXUH3A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494882787&sr=8-1&keywords=kanüle grau

way smaller, would not really touch yours. Only if I really had to. So much scar tissue and all that.

oh shit alter, DEUTSCHFADEN

27g is aber wirklich klein, kann man eigentlich nur machen fuer schultern/vg oder arsch wenn man shredded ist.

ich gebrauche normal 25g, ich hab n par andere leute gesehen die 23/22g gebrauchen hab aber kein bock auf scar tissue wie du schon gesagt hast. mein rechter VG is schon ganz verfickt deswegen.

criticism is fine but I expects laughs
thanks. the cut itself worked I guess, depending on the rebound. but what I did prior to it left me with the skinny ass I am now, and I obviously did it better last year when I first focused on the bulk and later on the cut.
trial and error, I'll just repeat what I did last year
muh chronic urticaria my docs treated with atarax which made me sleep 12 hours a day and made me tired as fuck when I didn't sleep. muh fucked up scalp tingles/contractions docs didn't know what to do with, instead focusing on the urticaria. later they prescribed me a non-sleepy antihistamine called desloratadine instead and I somewhat got used to the scalp thing. both symptoms remain today.

> muh chronic urticaria
I have this too. Dermatagraphic urticaria.

I use fexofenidine 180mg and famotidine 20mg x6+ times a day, and doxepin 20mg at night. My skin always feels like its on fire.

Hows the desloratadine working for you? Ive never heard about it.

> docs treated with atarax which made me sleep 12 hours a day
Same thing happened to me with Doxepin, I first tried Doxepin back in december and gained 20lbs and slept a ton. I'm using it again now just because I really want to have skin that doesn't feel like stab wounds.

oh, and also, if you're using DNP, stop immediately, its known to worsen urticaria /eczema. Same with accutane. I bought hundreds of dollars worth of accutane right before I realized I couldn't use it.

Whatever, just stick to running Test and EQ, that's what my cycle is and always will be. Stuff like tren is just out of the question.

Oberschenkel und glutes gehen gut, bin nicht wirklich shredded, aber anscheinend shredded genug. Auf den quads waren heute während dem training schon relativ viele adern, vom teardrop unten bis ganz oben.

Mit pharma testo gehts schon besser, ulab sachen sind manchmal relativ zäh. Man kann schon 2-3 minuten für einen ml brauchen ab und zu, da muss die freundin helfen.
Mal sehen ob ich dabei bleibe wenn ich jetzt deca dazu nehme, mit 2 ml wirds sicher lästig.

Aber je kleiner desto weniger narbengewebe, und das is auch was wert.

Die meisten leute sind einfach behindert und wundern sich dann, wenn nach 1 jahr nichts mehr reingeht weil alles zugenarbt ist.

The desloratadine is great. Atarax only worked for me because without any antihistamines I would wake up during the night itching myself and Atarax would cause me to sleep like a baby, it wouldn't remove the itches that much if all. With desloratadine I have about zero itching ever. Pretty recently however I started getting static shocks whenever I touch metal objects (I look retarded when I ground myself by slapping the door handle before opening any door), so it's pretty evident the root problem is dry skin. Maybe low e2? dno. Would recommend deslo though.
DNP I'll quit in ~3 days :^) haven't had any worse itching on it. Tren I don't know, I ran test + tren the cycle before I got these 2 issues and they may or may not be related to the issue. However, I was off cycle for 6 months and I still had these 2 symptoms so I ruled out the possibility of them being related to the frauds, and got on frauds again this jan (test + tren again)

how the fuck do you guys handle the massive increase in libido? I was just shrugging at the gym and the bar was hitting my dick and I had to stop myself from getting a boner. All I have to do is think of my gf and I get a full on.

>tfw she's still studying abroad
>stuck at Uni for another 3 weeks till she comes back

aromasin :-)

dude you sound like a retard running dnp and tren with a pre existing condition like that.

get more sleep

stop running 19 nors

stop using toxic shit like dnp

mfw I'm not going to the gym today so I'm going twice tomorrow, which means I'll be doing Chest + Arms in the morning, then Back + Chest at night.

Chest day twice a day cmon

honestly, just do it all at once if you have the time, and bring a lot of shakes

Chest + Arms + Back + Chest

I'm not on enough Tren for that lad

Tomorrow is the last day of my 50mg ed Anavar run and I start my 200mg ew tren for the rest of the summer. Wish my body lucky guys.