Eternal Nofap thread

literally ejaculated into my patented fleshlight pocket pussy less than 30 seconds ago before starting to type this message

5 days in now i read a little bit of erotica, like 5 minutes
but it was degenerate shit, hoping i didnt lose progress

stop browsing the internet like a retard and start reading books and exercising more. get a real hobby out in the real world.

who caresif its placebo, it still fucking works

greasemonkey addon + 4chanX + "Work Tyme" setting
You are welcome.

I started because I was ashamed of my little self control on a lot of things, not particularly fapping.

I finally got to fuck a qt from work, but it probably didn't have to do with nofap, we had been teasing each other for months. The night before meeting I had a wet dream and didn't perform as well as I expected (Also, she is like 8 years younger and I just can't keep up)

This was last saturday, and I feel like the "relationship" is already going to shit incredibly fast because I can't help apearing needy (I am).

THanks for the venting space, I can't find the Frog&Feels threads in /r9k/ anymore

I'm on day one again, but last time I tried this I went 17 days and I had zero libido the entire time. What broke me was being super fucking bored one day.
Stay active brehs.

Does sex ruin nofap gains?

i care, and i'll take that as a no.

I'm not an expert, but from what I've read, a solid 'no'. Apparently your brain can tell the difference.

Real nigga

Girlfriend just broke up with me three weeks into no fap. Was ready to fuck her stupid and now I've not even had so much as a semi in five days. Splitting up with long term partners must be the key to successful no fap.

>tfw nofapping and Veeky Forums make me think of men now

YOU FAGGOTS MADE ME GAY REEEEEEEEEEE

Nonfap is a concept made up by christian think tanks in order to make people stop masturbating. Y'all niggers have been duped by the christ-cucks, so fuck you.

You can jack off now.

High cortisol levels are fucking you up, my man.
Sleep a lot and try to do some relaxing shit. Should fix you right up.

Any point in doing nofap if i live with my gf who i fuck daily? Sometimes i just wanna jerk it to traps

reasons why I stopped fapping:
- I hated cleaning myself up
- more energy to try to fuck actual women, rather than settling for a fap, which in turn motivated me to take care of my body and my mental health. also social life gains
- less money spent on porn

so yeah, maybe the whole "endorphins" and addicted to porn stuff is bullshit by the christfags. but there are still abundant reasons to quit

Nofap is not a meme, it is a real thing that boosts your testosterone levels.

Actually doing it requires saint levels of self control though. And when a re-lapse happens, an intense fucking porn binge usually follows.

What stuff do you recommend to relax

3 hours without porn. Am I gonna make it brehs?

Nofapping over the summer. Away from home for 3 months, in the middle of a big city, there's nothing stopping me from getting my dick wet but me at this point. So if anyone's going to be depleting my balls it's not going to be me

dude you're gonna get so much pussy if you want it.
it's there. you jut have to want it bad enough.
good luck

>- I hated cleaning myself up

How the fuck did you masturbate, did you cum on yourself in the end?

>- more energy to try to fuck actual women, rather than settling for a fap, which in turn motivated me to take care of my body and my mental health. also social life gains

This I can understand if you fap every fucking day.

>- less money spent on porn

Wew lad, it's like xvideos, pornhub, torrents and the like don't exist in your timeline.

My goal is to fap every 7-8 days, though I know the testosterone boost is probably a meme..

>How the fuck did you masturbate, did you cum on yourself in the end?
actually yes. 9 times out of 10 I'd masturbate in bed so I'd be cumming in my hand. I sure as fuck not was not going to ruin a sock of mine or by bed sheet.

>This I can understand if you fap every fucking day
listen, even if you fap once or twice a week, you're still gonna have a better time if you say " so fucking hard right now. maybe I WILL go out tonight with that friend from work. " but okay maybe a fap every once in a while isn't bad. nofap is mostly for those that jerk it all the time.

>Wew lad...
honestly that was just personal. I have a thing for camwhores, and I was weak a few times...

Today will be day 1 for me, wish me luck

On this note - I was always a big fan of the "don't shit where you eat" rule when it comes to getting romantically involved with people, but this summer I'm at a pretty big company with at least 1k people around my age. Do I just cut out the middleman and start fucking coworkers (meeting them at company events outside the office, too busy when actually working)

Same. Good luck man

No fap for the last 7 days but I got a bunch of lap dances last night (no fap afterwards and no ejaculation). Did I just relapse?

Same for me, good luck dudes

real women = didn't relapse
that's the key - real women. anything involving a real woman (besides jerking off in front of her or something like that) is fair game

its not the boost in test its the increase in test receptors that come after about 3 weeks

Im past 8 weeks since saturday, going for 90 days. Its taken me a long road of relapses to get here, before this attempt was 1 month, before that was 6 weeks, this time is different, I just knew I could do it from day 1, determination and discipline

>9 times out of 10 I'd masturbate in bed so I'd be cumming in my hand. I sure as fuck not was not going to ruin a sock of mine or by bed sheet.

No ejaculation means you didn't relapse. In fact getting worked up like that with no release is gonna amp up your gainz.

Try it, if it doesn't work for you, stop doing it.

Duh.

does nofap actually work? whats it do?

For me it gives a lot more energy all of the time, and motivation to easily do stuff I otherwise wouldn't - Getting out of bed, exercising, eating food that's good for me and doesn't taste the best, being more social.

If I'm rubbing one out on the regular I get random aches, tiredness, brain fog, prefer junk food and sitting around on my ass doing nothing all day.

Doubt it works for everyone.

fapping :)

Well, the stuff I saw talked about a surge of testosterone in the blood after 7 days of abstinence. I would love if you share your sources.

it's like that episode of Seinfeld where George stops having sex

Watch some anime.

give me a quick rundown.

Always relapse on weekends. When I get bored I just fap.

mine broke up the day Trump won. Said I was a nazi for voting for him.

Man drop the appearing needy thing quick. Turns pussies dry.

Does it matter? Sex increases testosterone and is pretty much our evolutionary goal in life

Fug

Nig but still STOP

No fap lowers test levels, leads to performance issues in bed and is very bad for your prostate
YOU FUCKING BROSCIENCE DICK SUCKING GULLIBLE PIECES OF SHIT

This proves nofap'll make you want to fuck a dog, or in this case a fatty with too much silicone.

hey im young adult and still growing, does no fap give me more proteins for growth since i dont have to regenerate as much sperm?

Your body will always make sperm constantly
It doesn't stop because your balls are "full"
It'll keep going until you have wet dreams

NoFap is bullshit

I can vouch, I did 3 months of nofap and when I broke a huuuuuuge porn binge followed for the next couple months or so, on and off.

It all started with the blowjob scene from The Brown Bunny...I think...

I had relapsed after 1 month. I could see back than that I've lost most of my fucked up fetishes already but not all yet.

I'm 2 weeks in now and I'm going for the 90 days with this streak.

Curious, does it still count as a nofap if you have sex? I probs wont be getting laid but i'm curious

No, the female pheromones will trigger a test retention cycle in your body

Depends on what your goals are

it is how man is meant to be
ravenous
wild
and free
or not I unno

Basically I have too many feels?

relapsed on porn but im taking it day by day now

still jacking off in shower cuz if i dont i get boners at work

Reading books isn't a hobby out in the read world, cumdumpster. Nigga's just gonna read in his room.

>tfw fapped last night without the use of porn for the first time in a while

not sure why but the orgasm felt so much more intense than it does with porn. I just used good old imagination.

no fap is for noobs.
try edging yourself, never cum. god tier shit.

>start NoMasturbationMay
>doing fine the first two weeks
>start leaking in my sleep
>panties are all white
>run out of space to hide my panties
>run out of fresh panties
>mommy asks where all my panties are

what do?

>tfw don't fap anymore but still can't get over my habit of loading up porn videos and peeking for a split second before any nudity
>tfw still type smutty keywords into youtube and try to see if anything slipped through the cracks
>tfw don't want to do this at all but I get overwhelmed with anxiety and don't handle it healthily

Are you people satirical or do you really believe all this shit?

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Damn user

Oy vey Rabbi Goldstein, what are you doing here????

Going cold turkey is almost guaranteed to instigate a relapse. Nofap is like getting off a xanax addiction to me; I'll die

Sex is not fapping, now is it?

You're fucked in the head, if I go a week without fapping I can bust a nut if I see a nice pair of tits.

good riddance desu

There's a slight raise in testosterone around a week of no ejaculation, but nothing further. A lot of it is placebo. But who says that a slight increase in test isn't helpful? Placebo is helpful too. Nothing revolutionary, but can give you an edge.

DESU abstaining in 4-5 day intervals is fine

Shit son, that sounds like my situation but I haven't made my move on her yet. Really want to ask her out but she's 8 years younger as well.

Day 10. Nofap doesnt exist in a vacuum you still gotta work out underlying problems (do god, therapy, gf, 12steps) but anyway
>smile now at random woman without awkard sexual intent
>easier to focus
>enjoy little things more without neuroticism
>give less fucks about toxic encounters, just let it go instead of retreatfap

Who the fuck spends money on porn WTF

>And when a re-lapse happens, an intense fucking porn binge usually follows.
When this happens and you go crazy on the fapping, do your balls ache for a few days afterwards? Last time I relapsed I went from nothing for over a week to four loads in about twelve hours, felt so dozy and comfy but my balls ached like all hell. Also by the third time I was hardly producing cum. I think I might have small reserve tanks or something.

1 week. I can feel the focus surge coarsing through my mind. Im feeling more motivated, charismatic. Still, feel tired most of the times though.

yeah but that's also what circumcision was meant to do and it didn't really help

17 days,my hand itch

101 days now

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Will the female estrogen enter me during sex and make me girly?

Magnesium supplement 350mg per day, don't go over 400mg unless you want to Piss out your ass.

OwO what's this?

can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh sauce pls

did nofap for Lent, no change except i got sadder and hornier

Christian values were the only thing holding together society.
youtu.be/g_gRCOfZ8BI?t=1m23s

I do nofap during the week to get me fired up for rugby on the saturday, it actually works