Veeky Forums personality chart

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wrong one

nice op, don quixote is a good choice

God tier beverage choice op.

look the only reason someone dredged up this old format was because goal threads were getting way over posted and played out, and this was different and fresh. since then this is like the third one in as many days, these threads are gonna get stale af as well if you don't give it a bit of time OP

readings for bumboys t b h

Thanks. Good anti-inflammatory. It's also fucking delicious.

I know what you mean. Just give the next thread some time I guess. These usually last a couple days.

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are u me senpai

6/10 not bad but nothing really stands out to my taste
7/10 pretty >>>>>solid, grace helbig, yahtzee and hot chip are all great
3/10 nah. who tf doesn't like reading like at all? that's like saying you don't like music
6/10 funhaus and hounds approved, get a hobby tho

I strongly believe there are no grills on this board

ok

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Mobilefag reporting in
>Favourite lift
Deadlift
>Least favourite lift
Back squat
>Gym music
Olivier Sagala - Ampli Tamine
>Goal body
Frank Zane
>YT channel
Brian Alsrhue, Jon Venus
>Current body
Skinnyfatbuilt
>Routine
531 PPL
>Supplement
I just eat food, but will start creatine in a month or two
>Goal grill
My ex :(
>Cheat meal
Falafel wraps with fatoush and babaganoush
Blueberry cheesecake with digestive biscuits and butter base
Iscender kebab
>Hobby
Salsa cubana
home-brewing
DIY
Pokemon
>Favourite animal
My 2 y.o. lab qtπ
>Beverage
Efes Pilsen (beer)
Tanqueray 10
>Favourite book
Harry potter (1-7). Pleb tier, I know. Sorry.
>Superhero
Luke Skywalker

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>Pickles are cheat meal? what's so bad about them?

be very careful now

>those tatoos
Wtf are you Tom Hardy from Taboo?

A cheat meal doesn't necessarily have to be a bad meal.

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>favourite lift
Bench Press (or Power Cleans)
>least favourite lift
Back squats
>gym music
Elliot smith
>goal body
Jason laseck
>YouTube channel
Lindybiege
>current bodyfat
15%
>routine
Self regulated
>supplement
A balanced diet
>goal girl
l-lucy
>cheat meal
Wagamamas
>hobby
Running, lifting, music
>favourite animal
Doggos beverage
Water
>favourite film
Alien
>super hero
None

Rate, hate, masterb8

7/10
7/10
8/8, honestly reads like ripdrone b8
3/10. Few solid choices in a literal cesspool
7/10. Shit animal, hero and favorite lift, great everything else.
By the way, please be in Thessaloniki, I am the best dude ever. We will have lots of fun together, I can do many things and am good at improvising (not an innuendo). I promise I am not a creep. Respond if you will. Sorry for the strict grade.
8-9/10. Would bro. No homo.
6/10
Anywhere between 2 and 9. Curious.
This is me btw

5/10 w/e, kate bush is nice tho
8/10 vonnegut, smoker-sencho, rugby, hot chip all based
also now i'm never gonna get the image out of my head of mary winstead's face on enji night's body goddamn
4/10 nothing to say, just not my tastes
6/10 you stay away from my wife you vagrant!
>lcd
>mimic octopus
>hellboy
>wodehouse
>attracted to zyzzbod
>chris ray gun
literally actually be my wife/10
stay away from that wastrel above you, you're too good for him honey
8/10 we'd be buds, great hobby and stunning girl
7/10 p good, neuer is a faggot tho
>disliking squats
>frank zane
>wanting ex
>harry potter
>star wars
basic ass normie, 3/10
eeeeew no, literally none of these except wood carving and plato

Probably.

>8-9/10. Would bro. No homo.
R-really? Th-thanks bro. No homo.

>complimented my girl and milk in old thread
>4/10 in this thread

looking to get yourself gassed there mate

>>wanting ex
I don't want her back, she broke my heart. But she did set the bar pretty fucking high.
Also
>Zyzz
>Calls others normies
5/10 cool on the outside, douche on the inside
9/10 get a proper program and post skype

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9 on a second look, I only dislike your music and supplement choices. Definitely no homo here though.

wanting to have a body that looks like zyzz's =/= wanting to behave like zyzz
or were you just pretending to be retarded?

8/10 you're cool swedenbro but why so much hate for skwatz? ;__;

While stretching (and zoning out) I snapped both knees. Idk if there was any real injury but they're a bit glitchy ever since. And I tore my hamstring off to like 90% about 3,5 years ago.
>also posting other goals-thingy, if you want more about me

>≠wanting to behave like zyzz
I didn't say you did
>or were you just pretending to be retarded?
Yup, douche. It's a LARP thread, relax. And there is literally nothing wrong with the potterverse and star wars (R1 and later)

>norsefag
>golden autist
>brosplit
>receding hairline
>video games

awful/10

>receding headline
No male in my family for 3 straight generations has gone bald, or have got thin hair. The oldest got to about 90, with a full head of thicc hair.
Enjoy your insecure existance, baldfag :=))

youre hair looks pretty receded in your pic lad

Ghost division is my PR breaking song right now, good shit
kek, good animal tho
best ITT
ben & jerrys is literal shit
you forgot to say no homo

I agree, my head is tilted backwards for aspie aesthetic angle.

I remember some workouts ago when I was doing deadlifts last, because I literally forgot about them. Was exhausted and had 5 more reps to do: Current song ended and Ghost division came on - did them all perfectly, instantly.

Sloth is love sloth is life.
Domino's? Really?

r8?

not him but harry potter and star wars are p much the plebbiest, most overrated """"nerd"""" franchises ever created

Do you have any pictures of anything you've sculpted?

not bad, 7/10, kekd at favorite animal

manchild

>It's popular so it's shit
Star wars is overrated, yes, but it has lots of cool moments and is now so popular that the huge budget guarantees a job well done
HP? You're flat out wrong. Have you read the books? Not the movies, the books.

>being this pleb
>implying everyone didn't read harry potter in elementary school for AR points
Just accept you have normie tastes

10/10 goal
10/10 fav animal
10/10 cheat meal
10/10 YouTube, superhero and animal dam girl
10/10 fav/least fav lift and 9/10 goal girl
Nootka/10
Superhero made me chuckle
10/10 gym music
Superhero is cute user

>mom and dad
nice

>implying everyone didn't read harry potter in elementary school for AR points
They weren't among the options in my school, only me and some Radcliffe fangirls had the books. I liked them because they were honestly well written. And I guarantee if you come here and ask 100 random people on the street to name two characters off the HP verse, less than 50 will give two names
>Just accept you have normie tastes
I accept I have normie tastes

>DYEL
>5x5 retard
>reads manchild comics
>Listens to shit metal

Checks out

6/10
6.5/10
7/10

Cry more.

roastie/10

Cant get more basic bitch than that tbhwy

>talks shit
>doesn't post chart
definition of coward

my man

>t.triggered DYEL manchildren

>>manchildren
>talks shit while hiding behind a keyboard
sure thing

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yes the books are exactly what i'm talking about when i mean they're overrated. people my age and over saying
>hurr the movies arent great sure BUT TEH BOOKS ARE AMAZING
the characters are one dimensional, the world building is subpar, she never even attempts to explain the way magic works and every new magic spell/item/technique exists only to move the plot forward and/or their implications are never explored (patronus, time turner, portkeys, apparation, muggles being unable to see magic stuff except for all the times they can etc etc), the prose and dialogue are HORRIBLE and the books get increasingly wanky and self satisfied as the series goes on. dont get me wrong they're good kids books, i was really into them when i was like 11 and they're fantastic as escapism because they're so easy to imagine yourself in that world, which is why i think they're so popular. but when literal adults tell me j k rowling is the tolkein of her generation it just rubs me the wrong way.
if you want fantasy worldbuilding, tangible magic, humour and characters done properly, read terry pratchett or ursula le guin, rowling is barely a step above dan brown

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Can't be assed to put images together so I'll do it by text

>Favorite lift
Chin ups
>Least favorite
Lateral Raises
>Gym music
Angry loud metal and rap
>Goal body
Klokov mode
>Youtube channel
Demolition Ranch
>Current body
Builtfat
>Routine
PPL
>Supps
Fish oil, multivitamin, Iron
>Goal grill
I know who she is
>Cheat meal
Domino's pizza
>Hobby
Piano and chess
>Favorite animal
Tigers
>Beverage
Water nigga
>Favorite book
Lords of the Sky
>Super Hero
Captain America

current body pic taken earlier today

>favorite book
>fidget spinner

toppest fucking kek m8.

lookin beefy m8, u natty?

>the characters are one dimensional
Not all
Plus few books have gotten me immersed in their universe.
Will give your suggestions a try though

Here we go. Ain't been lifting too long

What YouTube channel is that?

superb youtube, music and book famalam

get on my level you autists

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Fav book is Brave New World by Huxley

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P A T R I S H

How bad am I Veeky Forums?

Roast Gently

what are you guys using to edit these
I am computer tard

Photoshop

Good youtube channel

Literally using snipping tool, hitting copy, and copying it onto an MSPaint image of the template

wet behind the ears

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Whoa dude you're massive you should stop working out before you die of big muscles syndrome

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>mantis shrimp
nice

>bench least favorite lift
>body is dyel
3/10
>dude weed lmao
5/10
>being a manlet
5/10
>no hobbies
3/10
>dude weed lmao
6/10
>big tiddie goal grill
9/10 likely the best.
>ubermensch goalkeeper
7/10
>weird tats
6/10
>bench least favorite lift
Idon'tlikeyou/10
>same as last thread
7/10
>golden one
8/10
>can't really find anything wrong
boring/10
>gun hobby
8/10
>nice hobby
7/10
>klokov
7.5/10
>drinking as a hobby
4/10
>big guy
7/10
>Ian
8/10
>sipps
7/10
>optimus
6.5/10
>good hobby
8/10
>bench least favorite lift
You're lucky you're even getting a (You).
>not even trying
1/10
>horse shit
7/10
>all dat milk
7/10
>dadrock
6.5/10
>bench least favorite lift
>being a spooky ghost
1/10
>bro splits
3/10
>get better shoes
7/10
>incline least favorite lift
2/10
>dat everything besides superhero and hobby
1.5/10
>lose weight for you're waifu
3.5/10

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Who is this girl
Tell me

Bro's just a quick question, havent been here for 3 years cause of other stuff but I was looking for a youtuber who used to make some good stretching and lifting vids, he was a mexican looking guy with long hair but I cant find his channel no matter how much i search

help me bros

of course its a mobile poster that enjoys the shitty books for one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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While i appreciate the decry of Harry Potter because i also hated the writing after i turned 12, you forgot the key point. It was originally a children's book... Rowling got stuck in a corner when it took her 8 or however many years to finish writing the series and the original fans all had grown up. She tried to keep pandering to an older audience but she never escaped being a children's book author.

The only thing that pissed me off is when 20+ year olds would keep defending it. Usually the same people (always girls) that liked Twilight

>it's ok to hate, but make sure you hate for the right reasons

my nigga

>lifting to darkthrone
how the fuck does that even work

hows DL your list favourite didn't u pull 7plate?

Morgan Want
Didn't even know it until now, I just liked that pic of her (a lot)
Apparently she's some kind of cosplayer / gamer gurl which is a turn off. physically she's stunning but my ideal girl wouldn't be such a vapid sl00t