That first sip of the day

>that first sip of the day

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>shilling for free
oh my

reporto and sago

how can we get rid of the monster marketers.

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this is pathetic.

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Just take that first sip of the day and you'll understand.

I used to buy these until it became a meme. This is some 5d chess to get the non niggers off energy drinks.

i did, I fell for the marketing bait. I Fucking threw that shit out my window after taking one garbage sip.

Shit taste.

WHERES MY GULP BOYZ AT?

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>That first GULP of the day

GULP BOY checkan in

This is officially a GULP thread now.

Discuss GULPs

>peach

GIVE

user WANT GULPIES

Give me GULPIES!

gee, user. your mom lets you have TWENTY-FOUR sips?

GULPIES

fucks up my stomach, taking 3-4 shits a day and feeling gassy. no more sippy..

Hi, I am the greatest GULP of all time (GOAT).

>being a gulpcel
>making it
pick one

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Fuck off Fag, this is a GULP thread now

Do people actually drink these? Unironically? What about your heart?

take a sip senpai

>What bout your heart?
Live fast die young
1 year as a sipper is better than a 100 as a non sipper

I bet you my heart is in way better shape then yours. My job is walking for 10 miles a day. I save my S I P for a heavy ass mail day such as today.

People that just drink this dumb shit daily or use caffeine to feel normal are retarded.

Only 10? Also post your lift specs natty fuck, I'm not going to chug cancer

>he's never sipped

bit autistic m8

>people thinking 200mg of caffeine will give you heart attacks

how can we get rid of the newfags.

>Take a break from caffeine from a month
>That first sip of your life all over again

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I took just three days off. Same effect. Felt like the first time when I finally cracked open a sip.

S I P B O Y S

TAKING THAT SIP COULD KILL YOU

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>not gulping your red bull

kys

Literally the shit tier of shit tier energy drinks. No other big energy drink brand has quite that disgustingly sweet taste, and it doesn't even wake you up.

S I P BO I S 4 L Y F E

I actually hate this meme. I've never felt that before.

>he's never sipped

Explain how far less than a lethal dose of caffeine is going to ruin my heart?

>inb4 Chemicals

Awhhh yeh

>cafe latte, a Diet Mountain Dew and an energy drink

LOL what a fucken idiot. brb almost 1000mg of caffeine at once with a shit tonne of sugar.

k mom

If anyone has Stripes near them their in-house energy drink Quake has a zero calorie blue that puts the Monster variant to shame in price and quality.

>tfw you have an insane caffeine habit ,600mg/day for months, and accidentally go through a 12 pack of RedBull in one 24 hour period
Finals.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

SIP BOYZ 2017!

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>piss
found the newfag

.... dude, its cum.

Oh.

IVE NEVER SEEN THESE GULPS

WHERE GET

ME WANT GULPIE WULPIE

This is literally a fact.

>not gulping this gulp

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Google Jizzus.

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ive litterally never seen THIS much shilling in one thread. You all should be ASHAMED if you arent getting paid for this.

user... Just take the sip already. Embrace the magnitude of energy and flavor, all in one decorative can.

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