This is how SIP posters live in order to pay for their precious sugar water.
When you see somebody say "ah that first sip of the day", don't mock them too harshly. They deserve pity and perhaps - if we are merciful -
euthanisation.
Sip pity
Anthony Parker
Levi Allen
SIPfags BTFO
Luis Cook
Kek'd heartily @ pic.
Landon Collins
The poster of those pictures is the guy who posts the 'wakey wakey wagecuck' in /pol/, just fyi.
Ian James
>Regular Monster
>sips
Pick one
Christian Gomez
>one raises your insulin with corn syrup
>other raises your insulin with aspertame
literally the same shit you sip posting poor fag
Jordan Robinson
>
>>one raises your insulin with corn syrup
>>other raises your insulin with aspertame
>literally the same shit you sip posting poor fag
>Raise your blood sugar with aspartame by drinking something that doesn't contain aspartame
These are the geniuses giving advice on Veeky Forums
Alexander Moore
Wtf is SIP?
Monster is shit btw, you niggers need to taste Battery.
Jacob Taylor
worst after taste ever, Leaves a coat on your tongue.
Ian Morales
>dino tendies
i used to love them when i was kid... now i can't find them anywhere
>implying i would eat them
Michael Peterson
nice broscience
Kayden Smith
dew and dino tendies? me rikey, to quote confucius
Asher Collins
TOPLEL
Brody Gutierrez
I feel bad for all the loserds not able to enjoy the only god-tier energy drink
Jose Anderson
>These are the geniuses giving advice on Veeky Forums
See sucralose, literally the same shit as aspertame.
>huffingtonpost.com
Fucking retard.
Kayden Gutierrez
SIPs do not contain aspartame.
Nice try, doofus.
William Anderson
See here, moron.
Austin Brooks
SIPs are sweetened with erithritol.
Brody Lopez
They have sucralose, which is the same shit.
>authoritynutrition.com
Mason Perry
It literally advertises itself as a sexual disfunction and you still drink it
Jordan Collins
Caleb Sanchez
Just realized you're right, it's down in the list of ingredients below the nutrition table. Never noticed it before.
James Martin
I have my rockhard dick in my hand currently and it seems to be working fine :^)
Plus I'm your typical "above average looking and in good shape, but has poor social skills and commitment issues because of my fucked up childhood" Veeky Forums-poster, so its not like my dick needs to be on peak condition
Michael Martinez
The study is on obese people, and if you review it instead of the retarded interpretation by HoPOS you would know that even the studies authors make it clear that they't see an insulin increase when duplicating olthe test with non obese people you fag.
Jonathan Harris
It's better than Red Bull or any other taurine drink. I think Monster contains guarana, so it is a bit different.
Chuck it into a freezer for an hour or so, so that it will be ice cold af, but not frozen. Simply delicious.
If you like your energy drinks like modern women, you can try out the new blacked version.
Josiah Walker
Fucking phone
They don't see an insulin increase when doing the same test on non obese.
David Collins
Huffington post
Jaxon Rivera
>implying sip boys sip beetus
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
Lincoln King
>takes a screencap from leddit lmao
Cameron Hall
Who else is BAIsexual here?
Owen Morris
>can't spell "aspartame"
>doesn't even know sips don't use it
>gets corrected
>finds random article about sucralose and blood sugar
>huffington post
>FUCKING RETARD SIPPERS REEEE
Attacking sippers won't change the fact that you fell for GOMAD
Anthony Hughes
>2000+17
>Not taking caffeine pills for preworkout.
I don't think you guys realize exactly how much money you'll save doing that. I do love my sips but it's just not cost effective. You're basically paying 20 times more for the same amount of caffeine
Luis King
It's the taste.
Lincoln Sullivan
*sips fedora*
Jacob Lee
Finnfag detected
Josiah Ortiz
its called battery cuz its like drinking battery acid
Hudson Stewart
There's no "caffeine pill crew." It's the sip crew bro. We sip. Join us.
S I P B O Y S