Match girl on tinder

>match girl on tinder
>she agrees to meet up
>i dont drink because cutting
>i dont drink coffee or tea either because i don't like the feeling caffeine gives me
wat do

come up with a scheme where you rape her and then she suits tinder for 50 million dollars for hooking her up with a rapist, then split the profit

stop being a cuck
might work

Did you know that they make decaffeinated coffee and tea? Wow!

I didn't know tea had caffeine.

Drink a diet coke u dumass

It does

>using tinder

I like to go ice skating or go to the planetarium show. Infinitely more fun, more intimate and more cosy.

what's wrong with using tinder?

are you a disney prince? who the fuck goes ice skating on the first date unless they try to create a happy ever after that inevitably fails?