CBT - KING OF Veeky Forums EDITION

at least my dick isn't 4.5'' faggot. your ex leaked your dick pics

Is that really you? If so then I agree you can be king until further notice.

Why don't you post a picture of your bod- Oh wait, you're small, weak, and ugly. You can only dish out what you can't take.

When your forearms and upperarms are giant, they make your hands look smaller than they really are.

>beat my wife
I've never laid my hands on a woman, and she wasn't my wife, my child isn't taken away from me, I see her all the time.

I'm 7 inches cut, and the tren has made my dick thick as fuck. Girls drool over my package

Thank you for your kind words
Anyways. Thanks for proving my point that I'm king of Veeky Forums. Vast majority of you are too chicken shit to upload a picture of yourself with stats because you're all DYELs that get threatened by alpha males like me. I'm out of here for today. Peacceee bitchess.

>the tren has made my dick thick as fuck.
show proof, billy

Sup kang, what are you running?

6 ft
188 lbs

you think this is hot or anything?
the only attractive body types to girls are:
athletic skinny
fit & ripped
fit & build
model mode if you have an acceptable face

you're just a freak

pic related; what you call DYEL gets infinite times more pussy than leaving humanity behind mode

Time stamp or you're not Billy.

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tfw no abs

time to cut

Yessir that's the current strategy

Dear Bill, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Billie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Tren
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Dbol too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is user

Dear Bill, you still ain't called or wrote
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the Arnold
You didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph for Pepe
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blisterin' cold for you(no DNP)
For four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I never knew my bench max neither
He used to always cheat on my ROM and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your lifts
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut with clen to see how my gains bleed
It's like adrenaline, but not as good as DNP
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Bill, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, user
P.S. We should lift together too

ROID HARD MY LIEGE

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my whey I'm sending you, I hope you taste it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey, Bill, I drank a fifth of Creatine Monohydrate, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins
"In the Air of the Night" about that guy who could've saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand IUs now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Bill, we could've lifted together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you dream about it
And when you dream
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Bill--shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Bill, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more
And then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

don't worry about the lack of abs ... you could be thicc

nice ass, btw

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>Bench 460
Video please?

dont listen to the haters

ROID ON, MY LIEGE