Beta/Cringe thread
"Beta shaming is as important to society as fat shaming" - user
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If you in any way feel you can identify, relate to or are in general guilty of anything as beta as what's about to be posted. Repent and lift and you will become Chad.
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Betas are the ultimate motivation.
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I'm asexual and I've never entertained the idea of getting a bf/gf. What would be the point? What is an asexual relationship anyway?
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>not worth posting to begin with
delete this and never post it again
i'm sorry you're autism caused you to be lonely but no need to call yourself names user
"Great" Britain
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>mfw my girlfriend was asexual until we fucked like rabid animals in the back of her car
Don't believe their lies, brehs.
THE KING that started the cringe craze
Timeout to post an alpha for comparison.
k let me reiterate
I don't feel attraction to anyone and anything and the notion of getting physical is completely foreign to me
so why the fuck would someone claiming to be asexual be in any sort of a relationship?
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Nice song op
sooooo you're autistic ok cool
where's your handler at?
You should kill yourself.
I was looking for that
wow this is so sad
Miss these threads. Have a bump
A sensible chuckle
triggered you hard, huh? I guess the idea of someone not spending 24 hours a day fantasizing about bags of blood, bone, and muscle is really throwing a wrench in your victim complex fantasy
I love this image so much. I need to start visiting Veeky Forums more.
>The person who is completely devoid of the most important human desire is implying everyone else is weird.
You're going down a road you will really regret you hadn't later when you've reached that point of no one wanting to be with you. This "asexual" nonsense is just you being too afraid for your own feelings. Not saying you have to force yourself to commit to someone quick but at the same time, don't follow the path of the lonely Mr. Greu.
Jesus fuck almighty that pic
Beta story time
>be me in highschool
>go on a class trip to Italy
>we drink and party in the hotel
>have a condom in my pocket that i planned on using that night
>see chick on neighbouring balcony
>climb over to chat
>she's acting obviously cock hungry
>sits down on a bar stool with her legs wide spread
>she notices my button up shirt, touches my chest and stuff, trying to feel my then nonexistent chest muscles since skelly
>she says she likes tearing shirts open
>iseewherethisisgoing.mov
>she literally just tears my shirt open and leaves to another balcony
>i come back to my friend's room with a torn open shirt and shitty looking body
>feel like shit and still get teased about that night to this day
am i beta because i spit in my ex's face after seeing her with another man 1 day after we broke up?
He got mad as fuck but didnt fight me, i feel like she lost some respect for him
>What is an asexual relationship anyway?
Marriage
user I hope you're lifting now and have a somewhat decent physique.
That's the kind of beta shit you need to motivate yourself.
centro scuola? Atri e Pineto?
>This "asexual" nonsense is just you being too afraid for your own feelings
There's no feelings that I'm aware of. I've never even had a sex related dream in my life. Nothing to work with towards becoming "normal".
I am lifting now, looking way better and have a cute gf. Nofap helped me a lot too.
Was meant for
Reminds me of my friend
>goes to uni
>tells me about qt in his house
>she claims she's asexual, hes pretty discouraged
>tell him to go for it for the keks
>they end up dating
>mfw now they are having their first kid in a few months
I think the "asexual" label is just another shit test. Just like the girls who are "waiting for marriage"
or my gf
>omg im not attracted to girls lol
>watches exclusively lesbian porn almost every day
>omg i might be a little lesbian i was checking out this girl in the gym
>wow that girl has nice boobs
>always talks about 3somes
>girls look like better kissers lol
am i about to get cucked boys?
You're about to get Rossed.
Go for a 3some you idiot
>I'll build my own robot waifu renaissance edition
This hurts, how can anybody tolerate this?
forgot to mention
>no i wouldnt do a 3some i just like the thought of it
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Anyone remember the old stream?
>24/7
>all beta vids
>Shy boys IRL was highlight
Yes but that quote isn't beta at all, if anything is the only good thing about him.
It's not an edgy quote, is the truth
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Quote in the OP or the OP picture?
Anons quote is true.
There's a direct correlation between the lack of beta threads on Veeky Forums and the amount of betas that have started posting on Veeky Forums
Both quotes
You're gonna make it user.
>me in high school
>scrawny 6'0" 120lb stoner, good face
>good personality around groups but purely autistic beta one on one
>start getting really close with one girl in our group of friends
>she's 8.5/10, absolutely smokin body, every guy in school stares at her ass
>no clue why shes into me or how to handle it
>ask her to homecoming dance after like 40 people told me she wants me to ask her
>she says yes
>week before the dance her trashy friend gets into a fight and she gets banned from the dance for trying to intervene
>thought of just planning our own date never even crosses my addled mind
>invite her over to my house the day of the dance (my mom is home)
>have zero activities planned, just hanging around
>we end up laying around on my bed
>she asks "what do you want to do"
>could easily have made out with her or quietly fucked her at this point
>shrug and ask if she wants to go drive around
>we drive around in the woods and i get high in the car
>we go back to my house and i turn on the tv
>she decides to go home
>next weekend we're at a party and she ends up sitting on a guy's lap and making out with him
>they end up fucking for months
It wasnt until many months later that i stopped smoking weed that i realized how badly i fucked this up
Rainbow Dash enthusiast probably keeps him around due to his aerodynamic nose-forehead shape.
Fucking unbelievable. I would had revolted if it were me. And if they complained, I'd say "fuck you I'm Spartacus".
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that far left thing looks like a trap
>weed
>not even once
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Thank you user, you too. Never give up
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pls don't be true, the autismo is making me tear up
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top kek
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I hope this kind of shit makes you anons learn something.
If you're near a female (non-related) on a sofa, chair, bed, anything similar and there's the slightest hint of physical attraction, make a move. Don't pussy out. Even if you fuck up, at least you tried.
No-fap helps, I can vouch for it.
100% satire my dude. I can't imagine being as retarded as you.
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>middle school
>stacy in training walks up to me before class
>partially hands me a birthday invitation
>"want to come to my party user?" with a fake ass smile
>blank out because I know I'm literally THE biggest loser and don't understand whats happening
>laughs in my face and says "as if" then walks back to her laughing stacy friends
First and only time I was bulled. Luckily it changed me for the better.
Guy who posted it here, the regret really did change me, but not before a few similar repeats that are too painful to recount at the moment
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>caring about what an ex does after you are broken up
Extremely beta
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I see these qualities in me. I've been actively trying to fight them but I mostly find myself just not talking, mean mugging constantly, and focusing on lifting exclusively if I try to do the opposite. This hasn't been helping social gains at all. Even my fat beta provider roommate has a woman plan to hang out with him. I think I'm broken. Help anons.
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The real cringe is no one checked your trips, lad. Witnessed.
kek what the fuck
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>No fap
>Avoid other boards especially autistic ones like /r9k/
>Force yourself into social situations
>Take L-tyrosine everyday
>Take phenibut once a week
>Get social gains
>Taper off phenibut
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>having sex doesn't make someone not asexual. >Having someone else think you enjoyed the sex doesn't make you not asexual.
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I'm asexual too.
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comfy
Holy shit
Bahaha, people really try to talk everything nice these days don't they.
What a bunch of wimps
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shit, so long as he was showered and groomed himself, i'd be willing to cuddle with a stranger for 87 bucks an hour. better than what im making now
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Poor guys.
Literally consumed by the looks of it.
Have you had testosterone levels checked?
What is your diet like?
What gender are you?
Did you have any childhood trauma?
Do you feel love for siblings, friends and parents?
Good Lord. I hope this didn't actually happen.