Local gym Horse ate all of the complimentary oats AGAIN

>Local gym Horse ate all of the complimentary oats AGAIN

Brother

The oats

> local gym is out of barbell lube

>local gym mini horse is giving manlets free rides in the pit.

they're for the horses you fucking peasant.

>Locker room fluffer is on vacation

>previous owner forgot to service engine the on the elliptical trainer

>forgot to bring quarters for the plate machine

>the deadlifter is haunting the gym again

>one of the leather benches was shedding it's skin and we couldn't use it for a full week

>Someone forgot to clean the protein milking machine and now its all crusty.

>when someone's done using the squat rack and they don't refill the plates with weight

Underrated

>someone opened the windows and now the gym is full of dumbbell flys

I'm fkn crying holy shit

>Gym increased manlet cut off AGAIN
>Thrown into the 1 pound plate pit with the rest of the manlets

>get caught trying to steal from the plate dispenser
>gym gestapo comes over towards me
>They grab me and hand me sponge
>I now have clean up duty for the manlet pit

fucking KEK

>tfw got fined for not wearing a seatbelt on the seated row machine
>again

Newfag gtfo

>tfw the manlets powering the treadmills went on strike today

been here since right before zyzz died, I've seen legends come and go: Adie, scooby and the infamous supermang. So why don't you go fuck YOURself, cocker

KEK
E
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Cuck

Lmao fugg

brilliant

>something that doesn't actually happen at the gym and is intentionally absurdist so as to invoke humour

>Jocularly points out the obvious gag of the thread in an effort to itself contribute to the overall mirth

>implication that the male has developed severe psychiatric issues

>the lunk alarm went off when i picked up a 45lbs plate

I like to imagine it's the same guy making these shitty threads every day. What's the point of these? They seriously need to be pruned, this is rampant shitposting and hardly fitness related.

Nigga u no fun

>angry accusation that the aforementioned posters are browsers of the site reddit.com

>the bench press put out more fake news on picnic tables.

what should i put my oats in?

I think you mean 'barbell flies'

nice

>normally go to the gym at night when the manlets are asleep in the pit
>go in the morning instead due to work
>have to good morning everyone to be polite or get tossed in the pit

Literally meant I couldn't smash my squats PR, nearly snapped my shit

GELDINGS BTFO

>gymquisition accused me of heresy again
>had to do 10x 50 squats to repent

>gym closes the prize counter
>all my gym tokens will go to waste now

>Swoletergeist throwing medicine balls at me while im trying to do squats

im never going after sundown ever again

cardiobunnies won't stop flirting with me while i'm watching anime on my iphone while on the treadmill at 1.0 speed

45 lbs plate? thats a lot of food!

>Gym ass-rapist escaped his pen in the night
>Still on the loose
>tfw forgot my squat plug
He's gonna get me guys, I can feel it

>manlets raided the sledgehammer shed
>can't do my hammer curls
fuck

It was me. I was Horse.

I'm fucking dying.