Meh, my ex was bigger

meh, my ex was bigger

*SLURP*

>2017
>caring about what a thot has to say

She looks worse and worse. She's definitely had some sort of surgery or injections

I dont give a fuck what she'd say if I was hitting that.

She had reconstructive surgery on her nose after it was broken, otherwise it's all makeup.

Is that McKayla Maroney?

Your lips are fucking disgusting, and those saggy tits aren't doing you any good.
You're like 2/10 with makeup.

How did I get here?
Who are you?
What's your fucking problem?

"My ex was smaller"

my ex *braaap* sorry, was *PRRRRRPTTTT* sorry, this was so unladylike from me, my ex was *BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPZBPTBP* well eat up!

>knowing the size of another mans penis
And just like that, into the trash she goes

my mom has bigger

So was mine.

>he does the virgin post

>heh...i can do better.

it is

thanks for the yous my friend
for every you i get my virginity gets prolonged by a year

for you

I'll alow it

you too

>I beg your forgiveness, m'lady. Perhaps a piece of jewellery will shift your mind from the disappointment that my physical form has brought unto you? Afterwards we will be sure to find you a man of sexual prowess to satisfy your fleshly needs, my precious!

kek

that's funny because my ex was smaller
*SLURP*

Yeah mine too.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Whatever, how pink is your pussy?

whew

And my ex didn't wind up guzzling cum as a hobby, bitch literally looks like some Beverly Hills wannabe bust down. Some of you have no balls to tell a bitch off

I could say the same

Holy shit

>her fake lips and ass are just makeup

really makes me think

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wut

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So will she do anything ever again? Or is she just a thicc pretty girl with an MJ nose now?