Anyone done cool sculpting?

Anyone done cool sculpting?

My wife did it a few months ago. Costed a couple thousand dollars, and I don't see a difference AT ALL. She swears it worked...but she still looks the exact same.

I posted about it a few months back on Veeky Forums and everyone called me an ass for not supporting her even though the only thing I told her was that it'd be a waste of money. Go figure... The day Veeky Forums turned to Reddit.

Do you have pictures? yeah that's what i'm wondering some people seem to have results while others don't have a single change

I don't have any pictures, sorry.

Here's the story if it helps any:

>Wife has always been fit, exercises, watches what she eats, etc.
>Got pregnant 2 years ago and had to stop going to the gym because it was high risk, but she still ate semi-decently for the most part
>Our daughter was born over a year ago, and my wife stayed on maternity leave for like 6 months because apparently her job as awesome benefits
>For nearly a year, she stopped going to the gym because she was obsessed with spending every waking hour with our kid, and her eating habits started slipping
>She ended up going from 5'3, 108 to 5'3 135
>About 4 months ago she realized she had gained the weight and I hadn't, so she started getting insecure
>Says she's going to get cool sculpting because the internet says it works
>Tell her it's stupid and she needs to just go back to the gym and start eating better
>Gets cool sculpting done anyway because she's a woman and therefore fuck logic
>Also starts eating right and going to the gym 3 times a week
>She's lost 10 lbs so far, but swears it's because of the cool sculpting

I love her and, but she can definitely be a bit retarded sometimes. She says her clothes are fitting better now, but I honestly don't see a difference in her waist size. I know she really did lose the 10 lbs thus far because I've seen the scale and we go to the gym together sometimes when my mom is able to watch the kid. Still, I'm pretty sure it has more to do with her eating better and actually getting back in the gym as opposed to some magic procedure.

I suspect nobody would actually admit to it after they realized they got ripped off.

Thanks man. yeah i've been suspecting if it's just water weight these people are keeping off, the marketing for this is really good

>and my wife stayed on maternity leave for like 6 months because apparently her job as awesome benefits
>6 months
>awesome benefits
ahaha burgers. here it's literally government mandated 263 work days everyone gets automatically even if they work at mcdonalds

I remember that thread, I wouldn't have supported it either, looks like a sham. If you wanna lose fat do it the right way

Mind telling me where "here" is? Here in burgerland, I think there like a legal 6 weeks people get to take off. Dads don't even get paternity leave (though my job gave me like a month off anyway).

My brother in law got cool sculpting done to his gut, it's about a year later and there is absolutely no difference in the way he looks. It's a fucking meme.

Finland.
First 105 work days is for the mother only, you can start it 30-50 days before estimated date of birth based on your own decision.
The next 158 days either parent can take them or split them if they want.

Dads also get separate 54 dad days off that need to be taken within 2 years of birth I think.

it's a really expensive meme. christ, i seriously hate realself and their scam network. the bitch that runs it gets so much money from these scam doctors by deleting negative reviews

>getting ripped off instead of getting ripped

no thanks

It's not an employers job to pay you to have children. Some how since the beginning of time men and women were able to have babies without maternity and paternity leave. Do you think employers just have money lying around for you to have fucking babies

Sometimes people, especially women, need to that little push to get back into exercising. She might have secretly suspected that the sculpting wouldn't work, but it may have ultimately left her feeling confident enough to go back to the gym. People aren't always so clear cut lad, give her some slack.

Social services comps them in this commie country.
>Some how since the beginning of time men and women were able to have babies without maternity and paternity leave.
I don't think the point is you can't pop out a kid that stays alive without parental leave. The point is to raise them well so you we don't end up as some shithole with literal ghettos and gangsters who can't spell their own names. It's been proven pretty thoroughly how important the first months and years of a baby's life are for emotional growth even if they can't speak yet.

Damn that sounds cash. Why is America so far behind with this kind of shit...

>People aren't always so clear cut lad, give her some slack.
I've been married to my wife for 6 years, and I've known her for 12. Believe me, there were no secret motives for the cool sculpting. She falls for every meme fad on the planet if she finds results she likes on the internet. She's been that way since we met.

mostly because you don't pay commie taxes

What the fuck is wrong with Veeky Forums recently? Cool sculpting? Are people literally retarded? What next? A comeback of those vibration bands popular twenty years ago?

Fair enough, that's women for you.

i don't browse this board, i was just wondering about it. i'm getting lipo and stumbled upon this meme in my search

>i'm getting lipo
just eat less fatso

Stop wondering about it, don't get lipo, get on a fucking diet.

>everyone else has to pay for your kid

It's still state enforced parasitism

>Not just doing DNP

It's like y'all don't want to get juicy

Welcome to modern society, kid. It's not just the parents who suffer from badly raised kids. I don't agree with all our socialist laws but putting money into child care is a good cause and helps prevent a lot of crime that COULD HAPPEN TO YOU OR ME.

Yeah, but when you get a kid you get that money back. If you don't get a kid, you should get a kid, since we need more white kids to ensure the existence of the white race, and a future for white children.

I don't want kids and I don't want any part of your collectivism/racism

calm your tits. it's just a bit of sculpting. i can't upkeep these areas so i'm gonna suck them off.

>he believes in spot reduction

it's lipo bitch, it is spot reduction

>i can't upkeep these areas

You are going to regret it if the white race falls and your safe precious bubble becomes a third world shithole, where you can't enjoy the life you are enjoying now.

Wont it just grow back?

>socialism only benefits those who directly receive money
I see the cold war propaganda did a number on you, son.

I grew up in an upper middle class family and now I have a well paying job. I pay more than I'll ever get. But I still benefit from it. Because I don't have to carry a gun or lock my car doors and live in a constant state of fear what the next nigger I see is going to do because he literally can't afford food.

Preventing poverty improves the lives of the rich too. You've just been conditioned not to believe it because it didn't fit your country's foreign policy at the time.

Eh, we have benefits in the Uk and you still can't gurantee a nigger won't shank you if he's feeling a bit rowdy.