Live in a student residence

>Live in a student residence
>they clean our rooms once a week
>They come to clean my room
>a week's worth of GOMAD cartons of milk strewn around my room
>"what the fuck user why do you drink so much milk"
>word gets out and have to justify it
>"i-its a special diet hee hee it's called GOMAD"
>people call me milk boy now
>"hey milk boy, you still doing MADMILK? haha"

hold me

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Idiot.
Don't fucking drink a gallon of milk a day.

Jesus christ don't be so anxious. Just own it

>gotta eat big to get big cmon
>need them kidneystones bruh

Buy some stupid cow suit and embrace your new identity

I feel bad for anyone that legitimately did gomad

Haha, youre using fit milkyboy?

what is this picture

why do i want a amazon woman
what the fuck is wrong with me

You deserve it for falling for that meme diet

>word gets out and have to justify it

"i just like milk"

wow, that was really hard.

>being pursued and babied by a thicc amazon
This is my fantasy

What is the height cutoff for Amazon woman