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first for alex' spontaneous self combustion

I think he's just autistic, not a vampire.

given how he looks in recent pics, I'd wager it's possible. I don't even hate him, mirin dedication and progress and all, he just rubs me the wrong way for some reason.

ah, w/e, we had worse, or at least equal, before.

Yeah but he's earned his keep. He's "special" but he's out brand of special. Better to utilize him than nurture a sense of brotherhood rather than be insecure dicks about it.

Dudes driven, can't hate it.

who is alex

finally

>why does no one like making threads edition
not making a new thread while alex is around

...

you're going to go back on your word in 2 threads of alex. he's not just a fucking retard, he's one of the most toxic poster we've had in here, your brotherhood shit doesn't work when all he does is link to outside threads on Veeky Forums to make fun of them.

Lmao I haven't said shit about him in months. He can be lame but you or I don't have to. Be beyter.

kek he hardly looks like he even lifts

What kind of cycle would allow me to reach hodgetwins level physique? (maybe not as lean)

Hopping on at 19 yes or no?

if you know and accept the consequences, then sure

God that OP is such a clusterfuck.

1. Be lean
2. Blast some test and blow up lean
3. Patience

Don't do this to yourself.

Has anyone taken an insulin cycle? Is it worth it?

Fuck. Too bad I wasn't born a slutty chick so I could do MFC shows all day and make six figs a month just flicking the bean.

That's not really how it works.

>been pinning nearly same exact spot on each quad once per week for a few months
>starts to hurt a bit to push all the way in
>unsure if scar tissue
>decide to change to a different area of the quad
>completely painless
>horrible PIP two days later

are you guys really regimented or do you ever just get bored and pin a few mL just to feel something?

ahahaha 90% of camwhores make under 1000$

>Feel something?

Tell me what are feels like user.

fyi guys also make a lot on chaturbate

What else would you be expecting to feel?

bimbo have you thought of camwhoring?

I mean especially porn stars who does it during their free time, that's a thing.

Please stop encouraging him further down the rabbit hole.

I am unsure on the male market, but women who camwhore tend to shift towards gfx and the like. Doing porn almost kills their camming career.

iirc guys from Guyswithsweatpants regularly stream on chaturbate, teases private shows they record and put up on their studio site and usually ends up with the most viewers

Tell me about how to sell things bimbo. What are the tricks to building rapport?

It's not really like that, and desu it's sorta you got it or you don't. You don't really seem like the type offense.

If you're really curious, try for a canvassing position next voting cycle or go work door to door from a Craigslist ad.

If you can cold call you can sell anything.

enjoy your small balls and man tits

Fair enough desu.

yes.

I am, planning my mtf transition when I'm done with steroids.

Post feminine penis

although it's tiny it's very soggy and with excess amount of skin -- not very feminine

So even though I threw away my dresses
My roomates gf leaves shit over all the time
So I stole her booty jorts
Used my onahole real long time wearing those, quality erections
I threw that away too though, smelled like my onahole before I wash it

>it's very soggy

Just what exactly are you?

Alpha

I hope all of you suckers already dumped whey protein from your diet... ever since I switched to that pea protein I feel amazing

No endless wipe shits, no farts, no nasty aftertaste... gains only i am telling you

Ive broken free of the bonds of society and have become a living god

>No endless wipe shits, no farts, no nasty aftertaste

What kind of bullshit whey are you drinking?

Mirin

Sup guys
Been kinda busy lately haven't checked fraud
Did Glands really die?
And should I run my test and tren at 350/350 or run test at like 200 and tren at 5-700? Have Asin and Caber on hand....

Depends how you feel mang.

Just ate a steak and only seared each side, middle was kinda chewy and not cooked will I die?

No. That's perfectly safe; no bacterial exposure in the middle of a steak.

Who here /DNP/?

I'm starting my first cycle in a week or two.

So lemme know if this is retarded

Week one,
Test 30mg a day (close enuff to 200)
Tren 50mg a day

Then slowly add tren til I'm up to that 700mg range around week 4-5
Then I may be adding winstrol depending how lean I am.


Should I bump test up once I get tren that high? I've heard low test high tren gives least sides, guess I'm just asking for some anecdotal experience? Anyone here run varying doses of each? Don't really wanna go above 700mg of tren a week cuz I enjoy not being dead. So maybe bump test to 350 and then 500 if I can handle it? Or is that too much fluctuation in dosing for an 8-10 week cycle?

>Then slowly add tren til I'm up to that 700mg range around week 4-5
Why?

> I've heard low test high tren gives least sides
Yes.

I've never ran Tren, bimbo and jerry are probably better for answering these questions.

Why what? Like what are you asking me?

Thanks for your input

Running 250/350/90 test tren winny rn

Never run tren.

Why are you tapering the tren?

lookin juicy ;)

if its your first tren cycle there is no need to go above 350mg. You'll see fantastic gains
I got some really ugly stretch marks at 400mg of tren e. I just grew too fucking fast

enjoy the tren :^)

but who was chest?

No legs no core

>not running 2:1 ration test to tren

are you actually retarded?

Not me
Literally yes.

Why no tren?

Starting low and going up depending on how I handle sides. I started my first test cycle at 400mg a week and ramped it up to 700mg. Found out I didn't aromatize, almost at all. Used really low dose asin, never had gyno or even acne problems.


You for real? 350mg is enough? Should I just run them equal then? Ugh fuck me man I'm so distraught lol

he's too scared to lose his hair

I cap tren out at 525 or so. There's really no need to run a fuck ton of tren. There's really no need to run tren.

Don't run tren.

y not

Winny is great
Throw it in for a few weeks when the tren is in full swing
Don't taper the tren
Just go 700mg off the bat

Hi chem
Are you still mental

Eh I already bought it lols
Due to physical sides or mental/ emotional ones? I'm a pretty level headed dude at a good spot in life, mentally I should be fine.

You won't be fine
Chris Benito
Bimbo has been anally fucked a lot
Trens honestly very bad

Yeah I was too. Make sure your ai is on point. Tren and e2 makes a funky roller coaster. Make sure the pissy in your life is consistently a decent person, too. Word to the wise.

Lethargy is a killer for me as well. Being tall, I also need a carb/sodium refeed every 4-5 days on tren or I go p flat.

Just meter yourself the first go. The only hormone I ever get complaints on my mood with is on tren; I now make sure I pair it with a dht like winny and some moderate ai, and my headspace stays even.

The doses I'm running now, I feel fantastic.

It's my first time running it I feel like going 700mg off the bat would be full retard

Chris Benoit was a cover up...

And there's no amount of Jew gold in the world that would ever make me take it in the ass

>tfw going to run tren at 500
>not in a good place life wise

Maybe this was a bad idea.

Kevin Sullivan killed them all and made it look like Chris went crazy

Well Macmahon or whoever owns the WWE is a huge devil worshipping Kike
Lots of wrestlers have had weird deaths / horrible lives
It's demonic shit

up test retard.

No. I feel great where I'm at actually.

shut up you fat nigger, go massage your massive gyno nipples.

Is this the shit you take to bust huge nuts?

lol big talk for a fucking anonymous poster who doesn't post pics, your so fucking pathetic your even less than a unrecognizable voice that pesters without risking taking criticism, because you can't annoy me, i can ignore you, bye user, go back to your pathetic life, and pathetic lifts, and pathetic body.
retard

Why would I switch things up? I've done what you suggest. This feels better. Hormones aren't an exact thing; what works for you may not for me.

Is it allowed to run 12 week 500mg test-e at this bodyfat? Or do I need to be leaner?

How much gains will I make

>Allowed
Nigger I aint yo daddy

Have an ai on hand you will probably need it

Just wondering if it's worthwhile or if I'm too fat/dyel.

Fat wont stop the gains or cuts, youll just need an ai to prevent too much estrogen conversion.

But it looks like havent been training consistently, which is what will make it worthwhile or not.

That would be it.

Is say you are. Put effort into a major cut.

I know, I just keep hearing the meme of "u need to be 5% bodyfat and an amateur bodybuilder to start!".

My friend offered me pretty much everything I need minus pct for really cheap so that's why I'm considering it and doing some sort of recomp. Ive been doing some reading and seems pretty risk-free to do a cycle of test-e, right? Seems like much to gain with no downsides.

>test no downsides
Do more research

I have. There doesn't seem to be any evidence of permanent suppression or health risks from a single cycle.

McMahon is Irish m8 not Jew

Wrestlers die because of years of heavy drug use (painkillers) and steroid abuse (blasting large amounts for years and never coming off or cruising)

I mean with proper ai dosage and doing bloods pre and during cycle, you should be fine right? Stop scaring me bimbo, also not the skinnyfat dyel just a curious fraud wannabe.

Well a single cycle won't do shit.

You also risk permanent/semi permanent sides like gyno and acne. You seem to know more than us/me though so do whatever man.

Oh totally; but risk management isn't "no downsides".

I didn't try to seem like I knew everything. Just based off everything I read it seems like it's really worth doing.

Seems as though the issues come with b&c and using other compounds like orals or 19-NOR's. Pls advise me though

Oh shit there is no ANZU in this thread yet.

Pls reply bimbo

I had a bunch typed but I'm tired.

Hail Satan