Bodybuilding Restaurant

> welcome to McMeatheads, can I take your order?

Get me two scoops.

Uhhhhhhh yes, how many scoops is in your three scoop shake with banana?

Two scoops with extra mass please

Oh, and can I get that with some extra creatine packets please?

>McMeatheads

He has a business degree and is smarter than most /asp/ies

I'll take a DYELight salad with extra protein.

G-gotta eat small to get small!

Hey can I get a mutant mass gainer with an extra scoop and no humanity please

> Would you like to upgrade to our 3-scoop TripleStack for just 99 cents more? That's available in SlaughterMelon and FruitThroatPunch.

> It's one scoop of protein and two scoops of pure crystal meth for added energy. You'll need to sign a waiver though

> uh sir, we only serve bodybuilders here. Could we interest you in some freshly cooked bitchmade?

> sure, just swipe your NattyCard™ whenever you're ready

I'll be bold and go for 4 scoops...

can I get some extra creatine on the side?

All those words and not a funny greentext in the whole bunch.

>NattyCard
But I've been on the McMeatheads Juice since your franchise came to this town

One HappyBulk with those green straps please

No thx brah, I don't want to upgrade to the water fast special for $5 more. I'm trying to lose weight by eating things which taste exactly as good as the things that made me fat.

> Sure thing. The NoHumanity comes with a complimentary glute pin, would you like that for here or to go?

Stop redditgreenspacing you fucking newfag.

>Knowing anything about reddit

Back to tumblr with you

I`ll just have the fasting menu.

>Good news sir, the HappyBulk toy this month is a glow-in-the-dark squat plug, would you like a side of LunkAlarm chili with that?

>oh, you're a member of our JuiceRewardz program? Looks like this is your 5th visit, here's your complimentary vial of Tren.

Would you like bits of PopTart crumbled on the top?

I'm heading to the gym for my 12 hour arm workout.
Got some recommendations?

Ill take The Piano Special. 5 scoops whey and peanut butter shake, two double bacon burger with lettuce bun, half gallon of synthol. Does that come with a free pin like last time? You didnt give me my free pin last time goddammit

Y-Yes. I'd like the cuddly musclebear bf special. If you have any left that is.

>Knowing the name of tumblr

Back into the abyss with you

I'll take two plain chicken breasts and a side of white rice, hold the flavor.

Excuse me sir, do you have any vegan options?

So you have any thing for height gainz?

>white rice

Red meat and roast vegetables with garlic, 3 scoops of on vanilla protein shake thank you

No test for me thanks. Oh it's free with the protein shake? In that case put me down for a vial of test e

Brock Lesnar isn't a bodybuilder.
Business is a meme and is literally just as useful as astrology or any other form of random guessing.

wait...all this time I thought reddit spacing was people complaining about paragraphs. are you autists really fucking freaking out because someone uses to spaces after a period? that is the fucking norm in the real world.

t. redditor

>t. hasn't been to college or wrote any formal document since high school

4 scoops for me.

Do you have any vegan options?

Veeky Forums isn't exactly a formal document nigga

one Roidwich, please